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The Greatest Military Weapon Ever, you say?

Propaganda.

It's "Don't give me NO crap".

now that explains everything

At 11/15/10 03:36 PM, wreckages wrote:

At 11/15/10 03:33 PM, wafflebass25176 wrote: I think this is an answer: This PC is a steaming pile of shit and now i'm sure I need new one, now that you all told me I have a lower RAM than my bloody iPod touch.

Looks like you need to upgrade then, motherfucker.

Naaah...

At 11/14/10 03:19 PM, orangekiller wrote: Have you guys ever had a serious injury?

Yeah I once got my face smashed between two collapsing garbage trucks.

At 11/14/10 06:48 AM, SimpleStuff wrote: you.

Do it. Make them meaningful.

You just want a poem for yourself,
You egotrippin mother****, I'll cut you in half!

Howyouliketaht!

That's really fucking awesome!
Let's celebrate!

| I don't even know what...

At 11/5/10 06:17 AM, EverReady2Kill wrote: This one is really haaaard.

Wtf, I've been staring at this one for about half an hour now and I still can't figure out what the mindfuck is. Normally I'm pretty good at You'll shit bricks, but the only strange thing I can find in this one is the guy on the grass with the book with his foot missing.

At 11/4/10 05:12 PM, Alisbet wrote: What do you say that Newgrounds in it's next redesign would have this banner that changes every month. Newgrounds has changed it's banner during special occasions like the Halloween but this would make the changes more frequent. What do you think about this?

What are you thinking man?
WTF ARE YOU THINKING MAN!!?

At 11/2/10 11:39 AM, Sekhem wrote: stupid fuck yousa vampire,
tell these snitches to suck it,
tryina suck up information probably work for tha force,
where you at filthy pig,
i'm not a duck stupid fuck.

Oh my, are yousa a gungan or what?

At 10/31/10 01:47 PM, Gagsy wrote: Controlling a game character down to the finest detail. No matter how sordid.

Yeah exactly, like you can do anything that's possible in real life, including the fucked up shit.

At 10/30/10 03:14 PM, elcriz000 wrote:

At 10/30/10 02:27 PM, b0em wrote: now we only have macs at home.

there's your problem.

No one saw that one coming...

I was cleaning my room this evening, and while I was checking out some old games and stuff when I found Worms 2. I thought let's check it out but I forgot our pc crashed and now we only have macs at home. So I was like: okay wtf why not and I placed the disk in our iMac. So I wait for the disk to appear and all of a sudden there pop out 2 disks at once on the desktop. One with worms you can't play on a mac. The other one is a fucking Kanye West album. What. The. Fuck.
Explain this to me please. I never gave this cd to someone else, I never ever bought/downloaded anything from Kanye and all I ever did was just play the game.

| So...

At 10/30/10 09:10 AM, Admiral wrote:

At 10/30/10 09:03 AM, quanmandetil wrote:

LOL U BIG FUNNY I GO FAP NAO

You already are "Fap"

Harharharharhar!!

At 9/28/10 10:21 AM, Grind wrote: A new hero rises!

Oh god oh god this is so exciting!!1!

At 9/27/10 09:55 AM, redonion wrote:

bitch

What?!

You've heard him!

At 9/25/10 02:20 AM, Gagsy wrote: Its all about dem oranges.

At least you know what you're talking about.

My contribution. WATCH ART IN ART PORTAL TOO PLEASE!
(placed it online yesterday, forgot to post here)

Hot Rod. You will laugh your brains through your ass

And now I'll go back to work.

And wtf, Newgrounds is rotating my pics.

It's a lot of work.

Work is still In Progress.

At 9/5/10 01:24 PM, Aetolon wrote: May I ask what specific material you are using, b0em?

We're using regular sculpting clay that doesn't have to be baked, and for the painting we use acrylic paint.

And here is some more WIP.

And even more WIP.

there's 6 pounds of clay in my work already.

And some more WIP.

Wifp!

Imagine if all the hours you spent on sleeping you would work, you'd be a fucking millionaire.

but that's not possible ofcourse. ...except when you have insomnia and a simple office job.

I have a little question, is clay-art also allowed? Because I'm making a huge madness 3D clay massacre, and it's turning out pretty cool, so it would be a shame if it's all for nothing.

At 8/15/10 11:31 AM, DancingTomato wrote: That song sucks dick

Good for you!

Oh and bu the way, this is the text used in the Offspring song:
Show me how to lie
You're getting better all the time
And turning all against the one
Is an art that's hard to teach
Another clever word
Sets off an unsuspecting herd
And as you step back into line
A mob jumps to their feet

Hey man, can you post the original poem for the dutch guys?
And it indeed looks a lot like the Offspring song.

That's an immense amount of wasted time.