1,528 Forum Posts by "Azutom"
At 5/11/08 08:58 PM, Corky52 wrote: It's because your only 13 years old.
Yes. That is why.
There really ain't a point of having a girlfriend until you're 15 - 18 anyways.
I had my first girlfriend when I was 14.
Because you're not me.
Lawlawl.
Beautiful, just beautiful. *fap fap fap fap fap*
srsly
At 5/11/08 07:31 PM, Zodomizer wrote: This just made me feel wrong. Wrong, dude, wrong.
Yes. At least 20 times.
At 5/11/08 07:32 AM, DownSyndromeKid wrote:At 5/11/08 07:29 AM, Azutom wrote: No it makes them dryer than a desert.You trying to make a racist joke about me? Because I find no humor in it all all >:(
They keyword here is "Desert". *hint hint*
Not at all.
At 5/10/08 09:30 PM, dragonofdeath979 wrote:At 5/10/08 09:27 PM, DownSyndromeKid wrote: New picture. Aren't I a cutie? Come on, be honest! You know this picture gets the pussies wet :DNo it makes them dryer than a desert.
They keyword here is "Desert". *hint hint*
It certainly does.
But are you sure you're not gay?
I thought you were gay.
Don't you remember the good old times you and I had hot sex together?
I feel betrayed.
At 5/11/08 05:31 AM, Paladinman wrote: Ok, NG. What is the Best song ever?
Imma goin on a Downloading Spree
Depends on what kind of music you like.
I only listen to metal/classic rock.
I can list a few of my favorites. o.O
Opeth - Blackrose Immortal
Edguy - Judas at the Opera (lulz)
Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven
Eagles - Hotel California
Black Sabbath - Heaven And Hell
*Insert any song from Metallica's first five albums here*
Also, I love pretty much every song on Black Label Society's album "The Blessed Hellride".
I accidentally crushed my skull, and punctured my lungs.
I can't see, hear, or feel, but I can still type perfectly fine.
Yes, it's pretty lame.
In Norway you can get a fine between 3000kr - 5000kr, around $700 - $1000 for assault/ armed assault. o.O
If you masturbate, or have sex in public, you can get a fine between 8000kr - 20000kr, $1300 - $4000.
Just taking a piss in public costs you twice as much as armed assault.
If you get caught that is. o.O
At 2/3/08 12:00 PM, SniperWolf1564 wrote:At 2/3/08 12:00 PM, Dei-Sama wrote: I have lewd images drawn of pocket monsters in past. A bad person is me.Just stop. It was never funny.
I don't think that was a joke. O.o
At 5/10/08 06:48 PM, Alex-Cortes wrote: No. That was just a lame video.
Cute girl though
So much fail in just a handful of words.
At 5/10/08 06:46 PM, dalmo wrote:At 5/10/08 06:42 PM, Azutom wrote: Another Rick Roll, I presume. O.oHazaa. He who once has vowed not to click on such vile links has been tricked by thou habadasherie again? Thou art thy maddest dog. You slander thy name and destroy thy reputation yet offer no insite? I bid thee farewell prepostrious dog!
Clicked it did you eh?
This one does not click on Youtube links.
This one is wise. This one has got a big cock.
You should kill yourself because of Global Warming?
Eh.. Lmao.
Arfenhouse ftw.
That series was awesome.
Looking forward to it.
The story in Bioshock is amazing.
His master is not impressed.
At 5/10/08 05:29 PM, StickyWicky wrote:At 5/10/08 05:28 PM, Saint-Jesus wrote: No-offense to you but who really plays Runescape? I say only fat nerdy 8 year olds.You make me feel very disappointed with society.
Yeah, same here.
Saint-Jesus. Only fat nerdy 12 year olds play Runescape.
Not 8 year olds.
Get your facts straight.
What an accomplishment.
Looks just like Crysis. Maybe even better.
inorite.
Also, 2 + 2 equals 4.
lolwut? Food does not remind me of sex. O.o
I am not a fat fuck who eats at every occasion.
Lawl.
The one who roars really loud.
You know, that one.
Yeah.
Come on, don't talk about yourself like that, man.
You're not retarded, you're just special.
It ain't your fault that your parents never loved you. :)
At 5/10/08 04:12 PM, agustana wrote: I like my cheese left alone.
That's a lie.
Grab a certain part of your Father's body.

