1,528 Forum Posts by "Azutom"
Put on a new condom, drag it over you sack, and rape her nose.
At 11/25/07 05:54 PM, RedDreadSky wrote:At 11/25/07 05:52 PM, Azutom wrote: I told you to GTFO of here, you fat fuck. -.-Shut your fucking mouth.
Never, you goddman cock socket. YOU shut the fuck up.
I told you to GTFO of here, you fat fuck. -.-
At 11/25/07 05:44 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: Good riddance.
Yep. Good riddance indeed. -.-
Dude. You are fucking scary.
Go away. Now.
At 11/24/07 04:40 PM, RacistBassist wrote: I fought a black guy before
Lmao.
He's definitely in heaven, greeting the ceiling cat.
Guitar. It's t what I love the most about metal. Wylde, Petrucci, Vai, Hendrix, Satriani, Malmsteen, Rhoads, and so on.
Well, that's good man. Go for it.
At 11/23/07 11:43 PM, Jozzalanco wrote:At 11/23/07 11:40 PM, All-Hallows wrote: GREAT JARB BITCHING. OK NOW WHAT.Grammer, please.
Great Job Bitching! Okay, now what?
Fail.
If you're getting a tattoo, make sure the tattoo you're getting means something to you. It stays with you for life, so some random heart-thing won't do. -.-
I played Resistance: Fall of Man for 5 hours yesterday. That night I dreamt of my cat piloting a Chimera space ship, crushing NY city. Oh, it's true. It's damn true.
At 11/23/07 03:09 PM, Looktoyourleft wrote:At 11/23/07 03:07 PM, Craven-Dick wrote: Yes you're gayoh man.. i think u just made me cry oh wait no u didnt
congratulations! your asshole level just went up ^_^
One more level, and you've got Goatse.
Gin's OK. I prefer pure Vodka, though. 60% FTW
Soldier of Fortune 3. I downloaded it an hour ago, played through the first level, quit the game ,and uninstalled the piece of shit. Wasn't worth the download.
At 11/23/07 11:04 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: I dress up like my sister when daddy's drunk and trick him into fucking me in the asshole.
Oh, fuck. So do I. What a coincidence.
Joe Satriani's Crushing Day solo. Very underrated. It's fucking awesome though.
Oh, well. I don't give a fuck. May your son/daughter suffer a horrible fate. Well now, off to suck a some shitting dick nipples. Kthx.
Black Teenage Woman? Guess not.
Epic thread indeed.
Well, one time I was masturbating, my girlfriend called me and broke up with me via the phone. That was the saddest fap ever. EVAR. Never really been caught though.
Guitar hero fucking sucks erect whale cocks. FUCK YOU GUITAR HERO. /ALL CAPS
The funny thing is, the game contains NO guitar hero's. Kirk Hammett = Shit.
Why the fuck didn't they include some Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Yngwie Malmsteen, or some Hendrix songs? Eh, that kind of music would probably stop those rap loving, cock sucking dick nazi's from buying the game. Nowadays most mainstream bands suck, like Green Day, Simple Plan, Korn, and so on.
Oh well. *leaves thread*
Wow.
Newgrounds' forums are fucking scary. *runs*

