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Response to: Whats your opinion on. Posted May 28th, 2008 in General

Opinion?
I don't have opinions.
I just follow whatever's popular.

Cocks.

Response to: Of death and decay.. Posted May 28th, 2008 in General

Ah, so you like to play Castlevania!
Ah, I see you like to play Super Smash Bros Melee.

Response to: I know my body is ready to fly Posted May 28th, 2008 in General
At 5/28/08 11:24 PM, Deadchick wrote: Great quote, so you gonna kill yourself?

Probably.
Hopefully.

Response to: Asked to direct amateur porn... Posted May 28th, 2008 in General
At 5/28/08 11:26 PM, Harmonik wrote:
At 5/28/08 11:25 PM, Azutom wrote: 1. Record it.
2. When they're done, run away.
3. Sell the tape and the camera online.
4. ????
5. PROFIT! Literary.
There's no ???? in that! You told the whole plan.

No. I didn't. There's more to this masterplan than you think. *whistles*

Response to: Asked to direct amateur porn... Posted May 28th, 2008 in General

1. Record it.
2. When they're done, run away.
3. Sell the tape and the camera online.
4. ????
5. PROFIT! Literary.

Response to: The Funniest man on Youtube (links) Posted May 28th, 2008 in General
At 5/28/08 08:55 PM, elliez3 wrote:
At 5/28/08 08:48 PM, Azutom wrote:
At 5/28/08 08:27 PM, SirTwitchy wrote:
At 5/28/08 08:22 PM, RobRob15 wrote: i didnt
your lame
Are you talking about the crater on the Moon?
Either that, or you can't spell for shit.
wat are u talking about?

Use your head.
Read his post carefully.
Then read mine.
Maybe, just maybe you can get your head around it.

Response to: im learning kendo Posted May 28th, 2008 in General
At 5/28/08 07:23 PM, ijustowndU wrote: That's good and all, but.

I'm learning how to assemble nuclear arms. Yeah, sorry.

Same here.
Are we in the same class?

Response to: The Funniest man on Youtube (links) Posted May 28th, 2008 in General
At 5/28/08 08:27 PM, SirTwitchy wrote:
At 5/28/08 08:22 PM, RobRob15 wrote: i didnt
your lame

Are you talking about the crater on the Moon?
Either that, or you can't spell for shit.

Response to: why does my computer do this!!! Posted May 28th, 2008 in General

It's because it's never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Fact.

Response to: I Have Pinworms In My Ass. Posted May 28th, 2008 in General

I love you, Burnzoid.
Your topics are so full of win.

Response to: what if hitler won the war Posted May 28th, 2008 in General

Well, there would be no rap, no reggae, or any other form of black music.
Which would be a good thing.

Fuck, Hitler should have won.
Oh well.
Russia > Hitler
Fact.

Response to: My friend was raped... Posted May 28th, 2008 in General
At 5/28/08 06:36 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote:
At 5/14/08 05:25 PM, Azutom wrote: If my girlfriend, or any of my close friends were raped, I would go fucking insane and hunt the bastard/s down.
Okay, hard-ass. You'd go and hunt down a rapist? Those guys are waaay more "fucking insane" than you are. Those guys are usually huge, and could easily smush you.

No.
They're not "fucking insane".
They're just fat fucks, much like yourself, who can't sex any other way than rape.

Response to: Mature underage users Posted May 28th, 2008 in General
At 5/24/08 08:33 AM, LastSpartan wrote: I'm almost legal, but I'm awesome.

All the noobs look up to me, as an idol, of how to be a qufaglity member of the BBS.

No. I doubt it.
Every single user below me will agree with me.

Response to: creepiest thing about you? Posted May 27th, 2008 in General

I can perform auto-fellatio.
Lawl.

Response to: weird day at school today. Posted May 27th, 2008 in General
At 5/27/08 02:31 PM, Bobbyballer wrote: lol britfag

lol newfag

Response to: This is why black people... Posted May 27th, 2008 in General

What the fuck?

Response to: Me and my girl :) Posted May 27th, 2008 in General
At 5/27/08 03:38 PM, Rig wrote: He forgot the pic.

*fap fap fap fap*

Response to: Last CD you bought?? Posted May 27th, 2008 in General

Opeth - Morningrise

Response to: If newgrounds was a rock song Posted May 27th, 2008 in General

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donana phone!

*Mr. Crowley solo here*

Response to: I Hate Mindfucks Posted May 27th, 2008 in General
At 5/26/08 09:47 PM, Electric-Bla wrote: Oh hai thar.

That's a mindfuck alright.
Didn't pay attention to the black person/monkey on the right.

Response to: Tom Green Posted May 26th, 2008 in General
At 5/26/08 09:22 PM, 749-Pi wrote: Did anyone miss him? I did.

Luckily, he's still here.

http://www.tomgreen.com/

Yeah, I watched tonight's show.
It was horrible.

Response to: what the hell is this from? Posted May 26th, 2008 in General
At 5/26/08 03:11 PM, Trystlions wrote:
At 5/26/08 03:36 AM, Franklin-Moore wrote: It's Dragonball Z
No its not

Yes it is.
All anime is DBZ.

Response to: Watch, as I own girls! Well.. one Posted May 26th, 2008 in General

Scrawny 17 year old is scrawny.

Response to: Tom Green - I'm calling... Posted May 24th, 2008 in General

There's an epic prank call on as we speak.
Some guy spamming Mudcliffs, and rogers something.
Fucking briliant. Lawl.

Response to: Tom Green - I'm calling... Posted May 23rd, 2008 in General
At 5/23/08 10:54 PM, whatty wrote: To sum up, tom green is living proof that you can actually go from being the funniest personality on TV, to being the most repetitive boring fat bastard on the internet.
Fuck you Tom Green.

But you know what?
He's still more successful than you'll ever be.
At life that is.
Fun fact number 12412.

Response to: I rid in a cop car! Posted May 23rd, 2008 in General
At 5/23/08 12:44 PM, Strategize wrote:
At 5/23/08 12:43 PM, Adio-Element wrote: Grammar is your friend.
I thought I had alright grammar.

Ignore Adio-Element.
He's just being a generic prick as always.

Response to: Getting a cat Posted May 23rd, 2008 in General

Call it Ocelot.
Revolver Ocelot.
lawlawlawl

Response to: Dragonforce isn't that bad. Posted May 23rd, 2008 in General
At 5/23/08 09:15 AM, Xx-Hoxinator-xX wrote: dragonforce are alright... the lyrics are shit but the guitar is alright. but i agree there are way better bands out there

Yep. The guitar work is pretty good on their STUDIO albums.
They suck live, and can't pull off any solos correctly.

Response to: What kind of spider is this? Posted May 23rd, 2008 in General

It's going to Candy Mountain.
LEAVE SPIDEY ALONE!!

Response to: Dragonforce isn't that bad. Posted May 23rd, 2008 in General

Most people hate them because of GH3.
They are overrated, though.
There are so many better power metal bands than DragonForce out there.

Edguy
Stratovarius
Avantasia
Hammerfall, more heavy metal than power though. O.o

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