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Why are we talking about how big our dicks are? O.o
On a side note, my dick is OVER 9000 inches.

Me: Excuse me, Ma'am. Is your Refrigerator running?
Her usual responce: Yes, indeed.
Me: Well then, don't let the bed bugs bite.

But she's your gf... Why the fuck would she freak out?
Oh, it's that small. My bad.
As you were.

At 2/4/08 10:55 PM, Trauma-Addict wrote:

At 2/4/08 10:32 PM, DairyFreeCheez wrote: Mine would probably be a Catshark, literally. Not the species, but a furry shark with a kitty head. If I couldn't have one o those, I could have a phoenix. What would yours be, eh?

The Brothers from FF8

D

They'd probably fucking destroy your house. Probably the town you live in, too.

My ideal pet.

At 2/4/08 06:21 PM, Dei-Sama wrote: I am today with illness leave from work intent to set out for purchase of Wii with a Mario Galaxy and Melee Smash Brothers if stock is presented within recent sales rush. I am feeling that perhaps it is a wrong thing with my age of 28. It is childish ?

Is it detected that gaming should be abandoned in older ages?

also are there perhaps other games I should seek? (,,°A°)

There's no such thing as "too old for video games".
I'll most likely still be playing VG's when I'm in my 50's. -.-

Ahahaha.... Hahaha.
I'm done.

AHAHAHAH

At 2/4/08 10:46 PM, GodsSentWarrior wrote:

At 2/4/08 10:44 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote:

At 2/4/08 10:42 PM, GodsSentWarrior wrote: Completely.

I'm just NOT entertained by them anymore.

Faggot.

lol

Shut the fuck up

And now that I have a girlfriend,

No you don't

lol

Shut the fuck up

I feel like my pre-teens and teens are gone :(

Pedophile.

lol

Shut the fuck up

fuck yeah?

Shit no.

lol

Shut the fuck up

games suck anyway.

Faggot.

lol

Shut the fuck up

You're gay. =D
Also, my balls are itchy. There's a dollar in it for whoever scratches them.

If you've seen one episode, you've seen 'em all.
I used to like the show.

PM Wade, I guess.

Enjoy my last moments alone in the sun. O.o

The reincarnation of Britney Spears will bring death and destruction upon the world.
She'll fire her lazahh, and destroy the sun.

*adblocks pic, the leaves thread*

Never broken a mirror before.
I punched a hole in the wall (thin as hell, probably 1 inch) once, and hit a nail.
That wasn't too smart. The hole is still in my wall, lol. Can't be bothered to cover it up.

ZERG RUSH

Owls are awesome.
They would be even more so if they could just shut the fuck up for once.

Muscular.

I'm gonna be highly original now.
I'd swap bodies with you, and prevent you from making this topic.

Do me a favor. If you see the creator of Naruto down there, please shove a 9ft katana up his/her ass. Thanks.

Resident Evil.
Silent Hill is too slow. It's like nothing ever happens.

At 2/4/08 06:23 AM, LastSpartan wrote:

At 2/4/08 06:22 AM, Trinidex wrote: Symphony of Destruction (Megadeth cover)

I always thought Symphony of Destruction was a Guns 'N' Roses song...

Lmao.

At 2/4/08 07:59 AM, CrimsonSki wrote:

At 2/3/08 08:38 PM, Laughingbox wrote: I got addicted to Yu-Gi-Oh and other anime. I am trapped in a swirling vortex of anime, hentai, porn, newgrounds, and videogames. Somebody help me!!!

kill yourself. Anime is the worst form of shit in the world.

No, but it comes close.
You're the worst form of shit in the world.

I feel like banning, too.

I SHALL BAN THEE, ALASTOR! -.-

At 2/3/08 01:32 PM, RockinPunk wrote: Well, this wasn't funny.

This isn't meant to be funny! It's serious fucking business.

At 2/3/08 01:29 PM, OsAmARaMa wrote: He's probably just looking for something to eat. Why do you have to be such an asshole?

Should I just give him a watermelon, then?

There's a black man in my house! I think he's armed, with a spoon.
Someone call the KKK, quick!

HEIL

At 2/3/08 06:58 AM, MasterOfDaWay666 wrote:

At 2/3/08 06:57 AM, Azutom wrote: I've heard the control scheme can be a pain in the ass as well.

Ehh not really

Eh, alright.. I've got to try a DS some day, then.

I prefer the PSP. I think it can run better looking games as well. Not sure. I have never played a DS game before. I've heard the control scheme can be a pain in the ass as well.

At 2/3/08 06:49 AM, Syphonik wrote:

At 2/3/08 06:46 AM, Azutom wrote:

Thanks for the help, you ass.

And trying is better than not doing shit.

TRYING ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH.

At 2/3/08 06:43 AM, Syphonik wrote:

At 2/3/08 06:42 AM, aprime wrote: Your obviosly fat then...

There not trying to impress anyone
when your strong, u dont get tired so easily
when your strong, you can do more that fat ppl

Not trying to impress anyone

You are right, I am fat, but I am trying to get in shape though.

You will never, NEVER ever get in shape. Ever.
Trying isn't good enough.