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Response to: What happens after death? Posted June 25th, 2008 in General
At 6/25/08 06:54 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Old. Lame. Uninteresting. Over-done. Unintelligent.

These five words describe this piece of shit you call a topic.

Yes.
Those words also describes your post.
And mine.

Response to: I found this bunny in my backyard.. Posted June 25th, 2008 in General
At 6/25/08 08:12 AM, Nikenick wrote:
At 6/25/08 08:09 AM, Azutom wrote:
At 6/25/08 08:08 AM, Nikenick wrote:
At 6/25/08 08:05 AM, Azutom wrote: Skin it, and make condoms out of it.
Maybe if you use that you can finally get laid..
ogmz i r so offended.
ur mom.
You better be!
Your dad

OMG I'M A GRAMMER NAZI LEARN TO SPELL

no u

Response to: Famous last words? Posted June 25th, 2008 in General

"This is good... Isn't it?"
Lawlawl.
Can anyone guess what that is from?

Response to: I found this bunny in my backyard.. Posted June 25th, 2008 in General
At 6/25/08 08:08 AM, Nikenick wrote:
At 6/25/08 08:05 AM, Azutom wrote: Skin it, and make condoms out of it.
Maybe if you use that you can finally get laid..

ogmz i r so offended.
ur mom.

Response to: I got Raped! Posted June 25th, 2008 in General

Sorry.
That was me.

Response to: I found this bunny in my backyard.. Posted June 25th, 2008 in General

Skin it, and make condoms out of it.

Response to: Hello my future girlfriend Posted June 19th, 2008 in General
At 6/19/08 01:52 PM, Nikenick wrote: Are you a guy or a girl?

Lmao.

Response to: I need motivation Posted June 18th, 2008 in General
At 6/18/08 10:43 PM, riskyjoker wrote: Make sure you Use a comdom

A ... comdom?
*checks riskyjoker's profile*
OH!
That explains it.
My bad.

Response to: Oh no!-not another Photoshop topic! Posted June 18th, 2008 in General
At 4/23/08 02:53 PM, solardave wrote: Am I doin it rite?

Win.

Response to: @: Idiots Posted June 18th, 2008 in General
At 6/18/08 10:50 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: Fuck you and your bullshit superiorority complex.

Stop being such a whiny slut and try doing something to fix Newgrounds if you think it sucks so much instead of kissing all the mods assholes

You read my mind.
Well said. o.O

Response to: "unique" names that ou have heard Posted June 18th, 2008 in General

Shalashaska. Lawl.

Response to: Yesterday was fucking insane.. Posted June 18th, 2008 in General

*fap fap fap*

Response to: Virginity Posted June 18th, 2008 in General

Pierce Brosnan touched my holiest hole with his pole.
Wow, poetic.

Response to: Turning your head rapidly around Posted June 18th, 2008 in General
At 6/18/08 06:20 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: HAI GUYZ!

Lmfao.

Response to: Turning your head rapidly around Posted June 18th, 2008 in General

You spin me right round, baby.
Right round like a record, baby.

Response to: Do not hate cellardoor6. Posted June 18th, 2008 in General
At 6/18/08 06:07 PM, evil-clown-12 wrote:
At 6/18/08 05:38 PM, Azutom wrote: Who?
Go onto the politics forum and click on the first seven page 'Why I hate America' thread. Half the posts are him defending America.

Oh, the nationalist.

Response to: What should i buy? Internet...? Posted June 18th, 2008 in General

A pair of scissors to kill yourself with.

Response to: /b/ is going to be removed Posted June 18th, 2008 in General

And?

Response to: Do not hate cellardoor6. Posted June 18th, 2008 in General

Who?

Response to: Hanna Montana, Naked!? (Pics) Posted June 17th, 2008 in General

ogmz< it lukz zo reel

Response to: Rate me, harshly. Posted June 15th, 2008 in General

Before I "rate" you, let me ask you two important questions.
How big is your dick, and have you ever had anal sex with a man? *unzips pants*

Thank you for your time.

Response to: Hey, I'm new here Posted June 15th, 2008 in General

I'm Teddy.
I'm gonna rape you in your sleep.

Response to: Burning your dick while fapping. Posted June 15th, 2008 in General

I fucked Frosty the snowman, and burnt my dick.

Response to: Alcoholic Beverages Posted June 14th, 2008 in General
At 6/14/08 09:16 PM, KeeperofCommonSense wrote: i love alchohal, nuff said. i can't go a few weeks without drinking with my friends.

You love it so much, you can't even spell it right.
I'm touched.

Response to: 4 fucking years Posted June 14th, 2008 in General

That's four years too many.
Spend your time elsewhere, please.
Thanks.

Response to: Me fighting a fat kid Posted May 29th, 2008 in General

You must rub your meat in his face. Mmmm.

Response to: What work is available at 14? Posted May 29th, 2008 in General

Prostitution.

Response to: The Bbs Workout. Posted May 29th, 2008 in General

I started working out like this the day I joined Newgrounds.
That and going to the gym 3 times a week.
I've gained 14 kilos of pure muscle, and burned away most the fat I had, which was nearly non-existent to begin with by the way, lawl.

Fun fact: Corky was the first person to comment on my blog when I just started doing this in 2007.

Corky52 is the person I respect the most here on Newgrounds.

Response to: So Am I The Only One? Posted May 29th, 2008 in General
At 5/29/08 12:15 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: That's watched the Dark Knight trailer 3 over 100 times?

Yes.
The next time you watch it, do 150 pushups.
Lawl.

Response to: Measuring your penis/boobs... Posted May 29th, 2008 in General

I don't measure my cock.
Store clerks do.

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