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Lately... Posted April 17th, 2010 in General

I've been stuffing my anus with lit candles. Is this normal?

Response to: Imagine This! Posted October 27th, 2008 in General

*insert witty and sarcastic comment regarding the OP's shitty post here*

Response to: Best One-liner Ever Posted October 20th, 2008 in General

"I'm gonna shatter your daughters hymen like the death star." Sex education skit, MadTV.

Response to: what's you're IQ? Posted October 20th, 2008 in General

Yes, I can see that.

Response to: If alcohol and drugs are illegal... Posted September 2nd, 2008 in General
At 9/1/08 11:33 PM, Gergaloth wrote: Alcohol isn't illegal!

NOR IS MALE PROSTITUTION.
SEXPLZK?KTHXBAI.

Response to: Anything > America topics = delete Posted August 26th, 2008 in General
At 8/26/08 10:55 AM, Shaun wrote:
At 8/26/08 10:53 AM, Azutom wrote:
At 8/26/08 10:49 AM, Nikenick wrote:
Discussing pretzels is fine, though. o.O

Nothing has changed.
If it can be a seinfeld episode, it can be a thread.
I certainly don't call seeing a netherlands > america seinfeld episode.

Heh, still the same old "witty" responses as well, I see.

Response to: Anything > America topics = delete Posted August 26th, 2008 in General
At 8/26/08 10:49 AM, Nikenick wrote: You know that it took me 30 minutes to do some background information about the Netherlands and America to make my thread?

I thought there could be a good discussion in the thread, but apparently you didn't.

Discussing pretzels is fine, though. o.O

Nothing has changed.

Response to: Boss that takes 24 hours to beat Posted August 21st, 2008 in General
At 8/21/08 04:24 AM, AniMetal wrote: 1.) You're late.
2.) Even if you weren't you would put this in the VG forum.

:1.) You're black. That is unacceptable.
:2.) No one gives a shit about the VG forum. No one.

Response to: That dog is licking itself Posted August 21st, 2008 in General

I'm licking the dog.

Get your eyes checked.

Response to: People; use commas. Posted August 21st, 2008 in General
At 8/21/08 07:32 AM, dewclawed wrote:
At 8/21/08 07:31 AM, Azutom wrote:
Also, could I interest you in a pair of shears?
I don't get it.

Yes, that is exactly what I'm talking about.
I hate fish as well.

Response to: People; use commas. Posted August 21st, 2008 in General

This is the first time I've seen you around here, and I'm tired of you already.

Also, could I interest you in a pair of shears?

Response to: Scarriest Masturbation Moments Posted August 21st, 2008 in General

I touched my dick once.
It was scary.

Response to: What does the bbs think of my looks Posted August 21st, 2008 in General

IT'S 2 YEAR OLD PICTURE TIME!

What does the bbs think of my looks

Response to: What do you think of my look? Posted August 21st, 2008 in General

Needs MOAR pink.

Response to: Happy birthday Azutom Posted August 18th, 2008 in General
At 8/18/08 07:34 AM, Nikenick wrote:
At 8/18/08 07:30 AM, Azutom wrote:

No.
Everyone's invited.

In just a few hours, we're making Cumfart Cocktails.
This is like a dream coming true, CUMFART COCKTAILS FTW!

Yes indeed.
Bring some sex toys for our massive orgy.

I already have 4 dildos and some lube.

Response to: Fuck This. Im Running Away. Posted August 18th, 2008 in General

Kthx.

Fuck This. Im Running Away.

Response to: I am raging horny right now Posted August 18th, 2008 in General

I'm going to finger your dick hole, Alastor.

Response to: Happy birthday Azutom Posted August 18th, 2008 in General
At 8/18/08 07:29 AM, Nikenick wrote:
At 8/18/08 07:22 AM, Azutom wrote:
At 8/18/08 07:21 AM, JaclynImSorry wrote:
At 8/18/08 07:19 AM, Azutom wrote: Who the fuck is Azutom?
Another newfag, I guess.
Shut the fuck up and suck my cock.
Straight to the point, eh?
Hell yeah. Pull down your pants.

It's time to rock out with your cock out.
Am I left out here?

No.
Everyone's invited.

In just a few hours, we're making Cumfart Cocktails.

Response to: Happy birthday Azutom Posted August 18th, 2008 in General
At 8/18/08 07:21 AM, JaclynImSorry wrote:
At 8/18/08 07:19 AM, Azutom wrote: Who the fuck is Azutom?
Another newfag, I guess.
Shut the fuck up and suck my cock.

Straight to the point, eh?
Hell yeah. Pull down your pants.

It's time to rock out with your cock out.

Response to: Happy birthday Azutom Posted August 18th, 2008 in General

Who the fuck is Azutom?
Another newfag, I guess.

Response to: Steve Posted June 28th, 2008 in General

Fuck you.

Response to: The game Posted June 27th, 2008 in General

Rape me, please.

Response to: Reccomend me some music Posted June 27th, 2008 in General
At 6/27/08 03:41 AM, H-h-h-heliopios wrote: Ensiferummm

Love that band.
Also, Wintersun.

Response to: Do you think my muscles are big? Posted June 27th, 2008 in General
At 6/27/08 04:08 AM, hopelesswonder wrote: GET ON MY LEVEL!

Hilarious.
None of you look strong at all.
Everyone but Moose just had big arms, no muscle.

Response to: The best comeback for everything... Posted June 27th, 2008 in General
At 6/26/08 10:31 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote: NO U

not all caps, you all saw this coming

no u

Response to: Favorite smell Posted June 27th, 2008 in General

I love the smell of decaying moose dicks.
In fact, I carry one with me at all times.

Response to: Do girls like fat guys? Posted June 27th, 2008 in General

Stupid question.
You already know the answer.

Response to: Do you think my muscles are big? Posted June 27th, 2008 in General
At 6/27/08 03:43 AM, PaulStetich wrote: Ok OK, here's a better one of me. NOW compare

BTW youve seen blue and red hair, its black now but soon blue again. XD

Lmfao.
There's nothing to compare here.

Response to: My cousin oral sex's his hotdog Posted June 26th, 2008 in General

Kill him, and make hotdogs out of him.
That'll teach him.

Response to: T.v. Shows You Miss Posted June 25th, 2008 in General

Magnum, P.I
That show was fucking awesome.
Gotta love Tom Selleck's mustache.

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