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Response to: Why must Sonic suck so bad? Posted May 10th, 2008 in General

The last Sonic game I played, was Super Sonic 3.
I think. One of the Genesis games anyways.

Response to: Why are the portal beards gone? Posted May 10th, 2008 in General

Tom shaved.
Probably.

Response to: Amazing movie suggestions? Posted May 10th, 2008 in General

Carlito's Way
Scarface
Donnie Darko
Point Break... maybe.

Response to: Why do you hate DBZ? Posted May 9th, 2008 in General

Oh shi---
The Wapanese are taking over.

Response to: Why do you hate DBZ? Posted May 9th, 2008 in General

I haven't watched it.
Not one episode actually. -_-

I don't watch shows with more than 26 episodes.
I've heard DBZ' got 2384790237802345345790347905347890578903 47890534789078905 plus 2 eps in total.

Response to: Superhero movies Posted May 9th, 2008 in General

I haven't read a single Marvel magazine. Ever.
I wouldn't know.
I'd say Spawn though. The last one sucked ass.

Response to: Scariest thing ive ever seen Posted May 9th, 2008 in General

I scrolled down slow, expecting pictures of screamers, and MONSTAHZZ and such.
I am disappointed.

Response to: I got a new girlfriend, but. Posted May 9th, 2008 in General
At 5/9/08 07:08 PM, IamWeird33 wrote: But on your profile it says that you are female.

orly? Then it must be a fact.

Response to: So I got this pink headphones... Posted May 9th, 2008 in General

Ew, pink.
You must be gay.
Faggot.

Response to: I'm soaked in piss Posted May 9th, 2008 in General
At 5/8/08 11:58 PM, Orrendamente wrote: You're so damn lazy that you can't get up to go the bathroom?

No. He's just AFRAID OF THE DARK.

Response to: Likely going to get banned for this Posted May 9th, 2008 in General

That's fucking hilarious.

Response to: I Miss Diablo 2!!! Posted May 9th, 2008 in General

I played the fuck out of that game when it first came out.
I can barely look at the cover anymore without facepalming.

Response to: God fucking damnit. Posted May 9th, 2008 in General

You should really stop using your iPods for anal masturbation.

Response to: Scratch On My Gta Iv Disc... Posted May 9th, 2008 in General
At 5/9/08 06:35 PM, eXillmatic wrote:
At 5/9/08 06:33 PM, Azutom wrote: I heard sand paper work wonders.
If that doesn't work, try the toaster.
the microwave works better.

Yes, I know.
It had already been said, so I just gave him a few other options.
They all work though.
nolien fortru.

Response to: Scratch On My Gta Iv Disc... Posted May 9th, 2008 in General

I heard sand paper work wonders.
If that doesn't work, try the toaster.

Response to: Your Best 3 Yo Mama Jokes Posted May 9th, 2008 in General

Your mom.
Mom Ruoy.
Daddeh.

Response to: Wonderpets make me wanna die. Posted May 9th, 2008 in General

Wut?
Glad I've never heard of it.

Response to: pwned Posted May 9th, 2008 in General

You silly drama queen. =D

Response to: How fast can you run a mile? Posted May 9th, 2008 in General

About 3 mins and 20 secs.
I bet I could do better today.

Response to: Somebody hacked my account? Posted May 9th, 2008 in General

Sonny boy, do you believe in TIME TRAVEL?

Response to: Vista service pack 1 is here Posted May 9th, 2008 in General
At 12/26/07 12:15 AM, LightandDark wrote: *angelic chorus*

Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah ahhhh! Hallelujah, Hallelujahhhhh!

God does exist!

Not available in my language.

Fuck you.

Response to: What would happen if? Posted May 9th, 2008 in General
At 5/9/08 06:10 PM, AwesomeSauce wrote: What kind of virus can affect a robot?

INTELLIGENCE GOAES WHARR?

Response to: Wet Dreams Rule Posted May 9th, 2008 in General
At 5/9/08 05:20 PM, Grind29 wrote:
At 5/9/08 05:19 PM, RacistBassist wrote: I have never had a wet dream
Then you haven't lived.

Your telling me without waking up to the wet shit you never had sex in your dreams!?

I prefer sex in real life.
Never had a wet dream. Lawl.

Response to: Would you be a great she-male? Posted May 9th, 2008 in General
At 5/9/08 03:50 PM, FBIpolux wrote: This thread was making me horny, don't let it die :(

Also, fifty shemales is better than nine right?

This is getting out of hand.
This is the first time I have been frightened by anything on the internet.
You sick, sick bastard, FBIpolux. -_-

Response to: My Girlfriend And I Want A 3some. Posted May 9th, 2008 in General

Eh. How about no?

Response to: Would you be a great she-male? Posted May 9th, 2008 in General

I'd be a horrible she-male.
I look too manly, and I am too muscular.
I'd make a 10 out of 10 shemale if I lost 50lbs though.

Response to: Admit Your Failure! Posted May 9th, 2008 in General

I couldn't get a boner when I brought a girl home from a party a few years back.
Damn you alcohol! Also, I might be gay.
Anyways, I failed.

Response to: Newgrounds Beard-Off 3.0 Posted May 9th, 2008 in General
At 5/8/08 07:34 PM, Iame wrote:
At 5/8/08 07:33 PM, Scrotaculous wrote: I look like a scum bag. LOL I need to shave.
You look like the default character in Oblivion with that nose.

Oh, so fucking owned. That's one of the biggest insults ever.

Also, I don't plan on getting a beard anytime soon. I like looking young.

Response to: Okay, Here's How It's Gonna Work Posted May 9th, 2008 in General
At 5/9/08 09:31 AM, BonusStage wrote: I totally hate it

when people talk

like this

omg it's just

so fucking annoying

seriously will you're gay

and probably stupid

with your fuckin

canada hat thing

no u

Response to: Penis Enhancement banned Posted May 9th, 2008 in General
At 5/9/08 09:00 AM, Kuso416 wrote:
At 5/9/08 04:04 AM, Arcbound22 wrote: man it sucks being 14 but hell i still get babes
HAHAHAHHAH no. You are a failure.

no u.

Also, my cock is 8.5 inches. Around.

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