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Response to: what's your alarm clock do? Posted December 5th, 2007 in General

Mine creates a small hole in time and space that leads to 1927 Nuremberg.
And I am awoken by the sweet sound of Adolf Hitler shouting at a large croud of Germans.

Oddly enough, it's not too relaxing.

Response to: Why I come to Newgrounds Posted December 5th, 2007 in General

I like to mock people who are less fortunate than myself, and there are plenty of those on Newgrounds.

Oh, and occasionally a decent flash gets submitted.

Response to: A Moving Sig! Posted December 5th, 2007 in General

My sig moves, it just isn't displaying right on your computer.

Look harder, refresh the page, and stare at it for about six hours without blinking.

Response to: Itt: Politically Correct Jokes Posted December 5th, 2007 in General

-What did the caucasian say to the jamacian?

-Good morning.

Response to: Something Has Happened Posted December 5th, 2007 in General

Undoubtably a psychadelic halucination, brought on by too much cat huffing.

Response to: Itt: Politically Correct Jokes Posted December 5th, 2007 in General

-What do you call a black man on a bicycle?

-Concerned about the environmental impact of petrol-driven automotion.

Response to: How do I internets? Posted December 4th, 2007 in General

At 12/4/07 11:06 AM, Wreckages wrote: When you connect, check out this awesome magic trick these two girls did, they called it '2 girls 1 cup'

It's AWESOME

Hah, me and my mates just discovered it last weekend.
Surely a work of pure genius.

Response to: Oh snap we never named our moon! Posted November 11th, 2007 in General

Well it doesn't exist anyway, so we needn't worry about naming it. ^.^

Response to: Is There Really a Moon? Posted November 11th, 2007 in General

Of course there's a moon.

Where do you think The Clangers come from?

Response to: Oh snap we never named our moon! Posted November 11th, 2007 in General

If you really want to attach a name to it other than "The Moon" you could called it Sol 3:1
The Earth is the third planet from Sol, the Moon is our first satalite.

Personally I'm happy with Luna, though.

Response to: Time to read fanmail. Posted November 11th, 2007 in General

Good lord that was a stupid move.

Time to give your eMail to a few spambots.

Maybe we can get your daily count above 300, eh?

Response to: Oh snap we never named our moon! Posted November 11th, 2007 in General

The Moon is called Luna.
The latin for "Moon"

Response to: #Females> # Males on NG? Posted November 11th, 2007 in General

"The typical visitor visits kotaku.com, reads funnyjunk.com, and frequents habbo.com."

That just goes to prove that we're all scum, then.

Response to: My Friends Flash... You Idiots!!! Posted November 11th, 2007 in General

This is life's way of telling you to give up.

Response to: What is God? Posted November 11th, 2007 in General

Most definitions of god specify:

Omnipotence - Limitless power
Omnipresence - Prescence everywhere, at every time.
Omniscience - Knowlage of everything.

Obviously, all of these properties are provably impossible, and each is connected to a different paradox.

Alternatively: Refusal to acknowlage the existance of the Newgrounds user "Azurith", can be classified as atheism.

Response to: Your computer "workspace"! Posted November 11th, 2007 in General

Just upgraded.

Your computer "workspace"!

Response to: Blam Threshold Posted November 7th, 2007 in General

Brilliance. Death to the crews.

Response to: Metal>Rap Posted July 9th, 2007 in General

I care so much about what rap artists do, it absolutely fascinates me.

Response to: Happy Emo Music Posted July 9th, 2007 in General

Never heard of one myself, I'd have thought that, by definition, Emo is depressive.
I suppose that it's got it's own genre now, but I've never heard happy Emo.

Response to: animation plot feedback Posted July 9th, 2007 in General

Complex...

Are you making it into a series, or is it just a one-shot?

Response to: girls maturer than boys Posted July 9th, 2007 in General

At 7/9/07 03:20 PM, elboellie wrote: Y is it that boys arent as mature as girls does anybody kno????? is it even true?

You're not.

ZING.

Response to: Why are males... Posted July 9th, 2007 in General

They're bouncy

Response to: I'm Officially Emo. Nsfw Posted July 9th, 2007 in General

Give you a tenner to turn it into "Arse"

Response to: Virus? Help. Posted July 6th, 2007 in General

Get Opera.

And stop looking at insecure pr0n sites.

Response to: weirdest weather swing ever Posted July 6th, 2007 in General

Srsly, in southeast England we had sunny skies, thunderstorms and hail in the same hour.

Response to: would you go out with an atheist Posted July 6th, 2007 in General

Of course I would.

I'd hate to go out with anyone overly religious, personally.

I can't stand any form of religion.

Response to: Help me find this damn game Posted July 6th, 2007 in General

'Nuff said.

Response to: Best Family Guy Quote Posted July 6th, 2007 in General

At 7/6/07 01:29 PM, SouthAsian wrote: I like Peter's laugh.

Sounds like a 9 year old girl.

Response to: stop trying to get me to go places Posted July 6th, 2007 in General

Allow paragraphs to enter your writing style.

It makes for more coherent rants.

Response to: What did you find today? Posted July 6th, 2007 in General

Couple of data loggers and a worm.

The usual.