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Author Search Results: 'azrag'

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Topic: Gay Sex Operator Azrag

Posted: 04/08/09 03:25 AM

Forum: General

lol fine i understand i dont get love.... my dick is all ready for the next male or female and im desperate and got hot wax poured on my cock already yet no one is stepping to give me hawt cell phone sex. For god sakes at least text me!


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Topic: Gay Sex Operator Azrag

Posted: 04/08/09 03:08 AM

Forum: General

At 4/8/09 02:59 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Hey guys the names Mike and I like to party. Im single and im not gay... I like to go outside and fuck around and have sex with any girl willing to fuck me. Im a crazy fucker who programs and hacks not only computers but his own life.

Quite honestly...you scare me.

lol i am a freak of nature and i am not afraid to admit it......... Now will someone please just call me and give me hawt phone secks!!! I just want hawt phone secks


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Topic: Gay Sex Operator Azrag

Posted: 04/08/09 02:49 AM

Forum: General

At 4/8/09 02:46 AM, qu3muchach0 wrote: "jail [person of color]... you gay."

-the boondocks...

lawl! actually i am a bisexual XD


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Topic: Gay Sex Operator Azrag

Posted: 04/08/09 02:44 AM

Forum: General

*67 that shit and see if i care i just want some goddamn sexy talk with you stupid doo doo heads (lol) I have over 9000 contacts and i want you to be the next on there lol


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Topic: Gay Sex Operator Azrag

Posted: 04/08/09 02:42 AM

Forum: General

but guys i got the ky jelly right here I need something to fap to now!!! My sexual fantasies must be met and also i am definately not chris hanson lol


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Elated

Topic: Gay Sex Operator Azrag

Posted: 04/08/09 02:35 AM

Forum: General

Alright in light of getting my new job as a phone sex operator (im not kidding) I would like some practice so i need everyone whos anyone to call my cell number i get free nights and weekends and nationwide long distance lol. call 541-290-1402 if you get free nationwide long distance please call me as well thanks ill be chating on here to. I am honestly excited XD hehehehehehe


7.

Angry

Topic: Mod Rewrite Confusion

Posted: 03/24/09 07:44 PM

Forum: Programming

okay so i have a bit of a problem with the mod rewrite i understand the concept behind it but what im doing doesnt seem to work. Im trying to turn this

everysector.com/index.php?go=1
into
everysector.com/1/put anything you want here without error/

now here is the code im using because i know i want the id as my main variable in this mod rewrite i have looked up tutorials on this yet i must be doing something wrong and i am access the .htaccess to do this and here is what i put in there.

RewriteEngine on
RewriteRule ^/([0-9]+)/(.*?)$ /index.php?go=$1

I am also using justhost.com as my provider so if you guys can give me a tip as to what is wrong here I would love any input and help from anyone who can assist thanks.


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Topic: Transvestites R Sexy

Posted: 08/27/08 04:35 AM

Forum: General

At 8/27/08 04:25 AM, Phobotech wrote: ....*shudders*

wesley snipes no but this is a yes XD


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Topic: Transvestites R Sexy

Posted: 08/27/08 04:18 AM

Forum: General

For some reason im mildly turned on my trannys does this make me a total fag or someone who doesnt get alot of action so must rely on men dressed sexy. I still love real women if i can find them. I would love to date a girl on ng but that aint gonna happen. I still think they are hawt XD


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Topic: My mom found my lighter..

Posted: 08/15/08 06:51 PM

Forum: General

lol thats kinda lame but do you have to put it on the bbs I think you should blog about something boring like that. And ive made axe throwers which are fun as shit when your drunk and want a war with your buddy XD


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Elated

Topic: NG Blogs not showing up???

Posted: 08/15/08 06:49 PM

Forum: General

At 8/15/08 06:44 PM, meeesta wrote: nah its working for me

alright it was me I think some of the scripts were messed up when saved in my browsers temp files. Alright now I can read what the people say woot. Happy Clock Day also XD


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Topic: NG Blogs not showing up???

Posted: 08/15/08 06:44 PM

Forum: General

maybe i should clear out my history and temp internet files and that should do the trick eh...


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Shouting

Topic: NG Blogs not showing up???

Posted: 08/15/08 06:42 PM

Forum: General

Well this kinda sucks I noticed that the blog pages on user pages arent showing up. Is this temporary on the server, or is this just my browser if anybody is having the same problem then ill know it isnt just me thx.


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Topic: I need to create a science.

Posted: 10/30/07 06:57 PM

Forum: General

nigology


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Topic: Who wants to go out for a smoke?

Posted: 10/29/07 04:08 AM

Forum: General

At 10/29/07 04:06 AM, PhoenixGodwin wrote: Damn that actually sounds good. Even though I haven't done it in ages.

I want Calem Turkish Silvers. Normal Marlbro's at least. Fuck Newports. >: (

Never Eat Wet Puss On a Rainy Thursday

agreed I perfer the camel cigs they leave ya without a headache and feeling great and they dont use fiber glass in their filters.


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Topic: Who wants to go out for a smoke?

Posted: 10/29/07 04:00 AM

Forum: General

At 10/29/07 03:59 AM, Jesis wrote: Smoke cloves for a week.

Do it pussy.

cloves suck and they kill ya faster I would rather remain an object fucked by hawt men


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Topic: Who wants to go out for a smoke?

Posted: 10/29/07 03:58 AM

Forum: General

At 10/29/07 03:56 AM, Sidorio wrote: I choose a cnacer free life, thank you very much.

thats a good idea im trying to quit though but thats failing horribly I wouldnt recommend smoking im just calling out to all the smokers here


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Topic: Who wants to go out for a smoke?

Posted: 10/29/07 03:54 AM

Forum: General

We shall walk out the door of the internets and smoke together and talk about our girl issues even though we have cocks???


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Topic: Newgrounds im gay

Posted: 10/29/07 03:46 AM

Forum: General

At 10/28/07 09:53 PM, KillerClam wrote: I sucked my friends cock and i liked it

I sucked several mens cocks and I didnt like it but I do listen to james blunt therefor i am a fag


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Topic: I talk like a ***in retard now.

Posted: 10/29/07 03:45 AM

Forum: General

yeah braces sure can make it tough to suck a mans penis without him yelling because we all know thats why your pissed


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Topic: Php Seperation of Data issue

Posted: 08/30/07 12:22 AM

Forum: Programming

well I knew about that but I want it to display the album name and the cover I have stored while listing the songs right next to it. im still searching though for a way


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Topic: Php Seperation of Data issue

Posted: 08/30/07 12:12 AM

Forum: Programming

alright I am pulling data from the database using a key variable as my search limitation to get the right data. Here is my problem I want to pull out all the songs made by a particular artist and organize and separate them and put them automatically where the album is. I know this isnt very clear so I will give a quick example (by the way this is a lyrics site)

http://mysite.com/artist.php?id=yellowca rd

ok id = yellowcard this will be used in a mysql query to limit down all the yellowcard songs in the database

Artist ---------------- Album ----------------------- Song
yellowcard / Paper Walls / Fighting
yellowcard / Lights and Sounds / Lights and Sounds
yellowcard / Paper Walls / Light up The Sky

ok above is the results pulled from the database notice the seperate albums now here is what I want to do with this.

(pretend below is a page result organizing the albums with the songs associated with them)
Album Paper Walls
-----------------------------
Light up The Sky
Fighting

Album Lights and Sounds
------------------------------------
Lights and Sounds

Once I get the results how do I seperate them like what I just did all help would be greatly appreciated


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Topic: Adding Html Tags Using Php

Posted: 08/06/07 11:35 PM

Forum: Programming

thank you sir that function really helps now I have a better idea of how to go about my problem.


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Topic: Adding Html Tags Using Php

Posted: 08/06/07 10:23 PM

Forum: Programming

ok I have a submit section im making for a lyrics site im creating. I want the data being submitted to the database to have html tags inputted before it goes into the database. I will give an example say someone is submitting the lyrics but they copy and paste these lyrics from some other site is it possible for everytime a new line is inputted can php input the <br> tag after the new line.

example (I copy and paste these lyrics and the NG BBS automatically makes the correct adjustments)

"fighting"
I said I'd moved on and I'd leave it alone,
But before I walk out there is something that I need you to know,
I got lost in the blink of an eye,
And I can never get back, no I never got back,
You were not there when I wanted to say,
That you were everything right and it wasn't you but me to change,
Now I got to go it alone,
But I'll never give up, no I'll never give up

What am I fighting for,
There must be something more,
For all these words I've said,
Do you feel anything

I said I'm OK but I know how to lie,
You were all that i had,
You were delicate and hard to find,
I got lost in the back of my mind,
And I can never get back, no I never got back
You were not there when I needed to say,
I hit the bottom so fast that my head was spinning 'round for days,
Now I gotta go it alone,
But I will never give up, no I'll never give up

What am I fighting for,
There must be something more,
For all these words I've said,
Do you feel anything

anyway any help with this will be greatly appreciated thanks


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Topic: Php Url Detection?

Posted: 08/04/07 06:54 AM

Forum: Programming

ah dude that helped so much thanks


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Questioning

Topic: Php Url Detection?

Posted: 08/04/07 03:10 AM

Forum: Programming

hey guys im curious if there is a function in php that allows it to detect what the current url is that the user is on. For example if the browser says your on http://newgrounds.com/tomnaked.php can php echo that url and if so how?


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Topic: Php Pages And Database Question

Posted: 07/29/07 05:26 AM

Forum: Programming

thank you sir your a savior. The reason is I want a site that gets good search engine results and this definately helps thanks.


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Topic: Php Pages And Database Question

Posted: 07/29/07 02:59 AM

Forum: Programming

Alright here is what is wrong. I want to create a site using php and mysql. I know how to grab data from a database and insert it using php to communicate with it. But here is what I want to know.

When you have pages like http://www.newgrounds.com/portal.php?id=
6000
how do you turn that page into a page with a url like http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/6000/Fl ash_Movie_Title/. I see sites like newgrounds and the pirate bay do this and I am just wondering if anyone can teach me or point me to a tutorial on the internet. Thanks for any help you all can provide.


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Topic: I need a newer OS!

Posted: 04/13/07 01:52 PM

Forum: General

Vista sucks!


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Topic: What gives you a boner!?

Posted: 04/01/07 08:41 PM

Forum: General

At 4/1/07 08:38 PM, turbo6661 wrote: Whenever one of my hot sexy females try and give me a blowjob they phail to give me a boner. So i HAVE to get a man to do it. So im not gay.

So anyone wanna cum over to my house? (lol cum)

im a sex addict its my cross to bear


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