I dont know man, that logo looks pretty legit, I think we can trust this guy... and to mexifry895, ... fucking lolz!!! you spelled college wrong!!! and you only have one solo project! LOL!! you cant say that YOU have been featured on the front page, fucking wanker.... I Heart Newgrounds so much.

http://www.flashkit.com/
They have fla's and also, you're a tool.

Body tattoos are so lame... face tattoos are where its at. Put that drawing on your face!

At 11/17/08 05:28 PM, doctorjmcgee wrote: bump bump

Stop bumping. You're not important.

Flash 8 will work just fine. Find a copy on Ebay though... Flash is WAY too expensive to buy new.

You probably looked pretty hard... but, I guess in your valiant effort to find said program, you overlooked the "New to flash? Read this first!" post. Had you gone to aforementioned post, you would have seen... "Get a Free 30-Day trial version of Flash!". I'm guessing that from there, you would have found the page where you purchase flash and upon seeing *Buy US$699* you would have said: "SAY WHAT!!??"... and ended your quest. And of coarse unlocking the "SAY WHAT" achievement, for 20G...

I wanna join! I shall start immediately...

what amount of professionalism are you looking for? I could possibly be interested. PM me with some more info please.

Lynyrd Skynyrd - Freebird. lol

http://www.newgrounds.com/flash/audio
Seriously. Is it that hard to look up a common question before you make an ass out of yourself?

wow, 80/20 huh? I definately want a cut of that. You write a script in the better part of an afternoon, and ill work on animation, lip syncing, characters, backgrounds etc for the better part of a month... seems fair. Email me at FUCKYOU@COCKSUCKING.MOTHERFUCKER ... lol. good luck.

Friggin edit the song and make the fade out in an audio editing program, and get rid of these "scenes". Scenes screw everything up. You're not gonna anything thats SMOOTH if you edit and do effects within flash.

It's a good thing that Cheech and Chong only made one movie then, or you might have a real problem trying to find said movie....

make a post on Newgrounds.com, and have a bunch of people you dont know make fun of you.... CHECK.

At 10/30/08 12:53 AM, MistressMelon wrote: I remember, back in the day, whenever a new flash had to go under judging, it took a hell of a lot more to pass than it does today. Some of the flashes that are passing judging are just jokes. One right now is literally just a white screen where you press play and it plays a song. I remember so much more being blammed a few years back, the only flashes that don't seem to pass are the one that don't load. I'm probably being harsh, but geez, flashes didn't get by so easily a few years back.

Yeah, its pretty fucking stupid. I try to do my part and blam anything that looks like it was made in an afternoon, but apparently there is a large group of people that are far too easily amused...

K. Delete the gray coloring of the car on the body. Group the car. Put the flame under the car. Then ungroup car, and just fill in the rest of the gray on the car. Easy enough?

...maybe if it was funny.

At 10/26/08 11:37 PM, Pigomatic wrote: Im new at flash so I thereby suck at it. Soo I was thinking that if I teamed up with another guy who is also learning we could work together on a game. I learn so I teach, you learn so you teach. I need someone to work with. Need Ideas and need company :( So if anyone is interested then hit me up. Thx home slices

LOL!! Best post ever! That is awesome! And you're level 1 to top it off... Just brilliant. Yes crazy man, let us team up and make the best game ever. With our inexperience combined.... lol.

At 10/26/08 04:23 PM, mayoarm11 wrote:

At 10/26/08 04:11 PM, DocSprite wrote:

At 10/26/08 04:03 PM, ojo66 wrote: madness random shit is comming later.

heres a frame!:-|

NO RANDOM MADNESS!

If you're gam=nna make Madness, make it good.

And that arm looks like a penis.

it IS a penis.

No, THIS is a penis!!

At 10/26/08 05:45 PM, joshuamario3 wrote: How do you get the Newgrounds intro to where the newgrounds logo turns into the white type line and types out EVERYTHING, BY EVERYONE then blurs away. Where do you get that?

You have to be really fucking good at flash, and earn the respect of the good people @ Newgrounds. After said task has been accomplished you will be sent specialintro.fla and you can then use it for your amazing movies. OR... you have to know first hand what flavor cock the Fulp brothers have...

Get a JOB! If that doesn't work start selling organs. Sell sperm, sell blood, sell drugs, sell your belongings, sell other peoples belongings, steal from people, rob people, rob a bank, rob a sperm bank...

Newgrounds has definately gone downhill. Motherfuckers have no idea how to vote. You shoud have to be level 12 and above, and pass a compitency test to be able to vote on movies. And update that shit once a year. Reviews should not be changed, as hearing people explain their opinions is still very entertaining.

I don't make flash movies often enough to be a featured artist of any sort... and if i somehow did, nobody would watch them

I can animate. Look at my other animations and if you're interested shoot me the script and gimme whatever artwork you can...

Oh good, James Farr and David Firth get more money. That makes me so warm inside...the only one that deserved to be in the top 5 was Another Day 7. Good Job SFB's!!

Come on, what would jesus say about all this Amazon.com bashing? My guess is he would turn your insides into wine, and right after you had the best alcohol trip of your life, you would die, being a sacrificial reminder not to fuck with Jesus on his Birthday. Personally, I like Amazon.com more than all other websites like it. But I order there year round and strangely enough didn't order anything for Christmas through them. And the box has a fucking smiley face on it, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT??

At 12/18/05 12:42 AM, Shizaam wrote: Could someone tell me how p-bot gets exp.?

by signing up.

Beavis and Butthead, and Daria were the only decent things to ever come out of MTV. Maybe some Devo music videos back in the day, and Tom Green was funny for like a week, but thats it. Time to end MTV.

BOO! WORST PICKS EVER!!
Clock movie won 1st, poorly animated ninja turtles won 3rd, and baby killing stole 4th. And The Little Girl DIDN'T MAKE IT??!? Objectionable Apparatus? 19TH?!?! God, I hate you people. Foamy: Hurricane Special is better than Objectionable Apparatus??? Somebody please confirm this, so I can kill them.

At 8/2/05 01:35 AM, WadeFulp wrote: Do not ever change your password if it looks like "we" are asking you too.

You used the wrong kind of "to" its not too. I hope you leave many hours of sleep over this error, because im pretty sure I will. =(