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At 5/27/12 10:56 AM, Teqneek wrote: Who the FUCK is Joel Burford and why does he have my email address?!?!?!?!

Awkward silence when Teq realises that he got reaaaally drunk and went to the wrong kinda bar.... and enjoyed it.....

ALSO THANKS BIGRED ZOMBIEGURLZ IS NOW ON THE NEWS POST :D

TeamGay4BigRed

OK, I can definitely work football samples like these in with the beat to sound serious. DW Teq, everyone's gone fairly serious. Just gimme a file to fit to the track, KillBill finish yo GAWDDDAMN EIGHT BARS and we're good to go guys!

At 5/25/12 02:52 AM, KillBillvolume2 wrote: I'm high as shit

Do an embarrassing freestyle. There could not possibly be a single negative outcome.

At 5/24/12 03:46 PM, Teqneek wrote: What's the count on the big collab Ax? Let me guess- still 6 right?

It's like you're a mind reader.... or a mail thief and psychotic stalker in dire need of dat British luvvin.... =.=

But yeah, got 7 now with Scuare (because bullying ALWAYS works) and I can figure something out with 8 once I have Bill. Quick question: Anyone wanna stick a hook on? If we got eight, we could do an eight bar hook, each writing a bar or some shit, get that overlappin swag.

ALSO:

At 5/24/12 04:54 PM, Scuare wrote: your bullying worked....i turned one in....do i get to be a real mc now?

No. You're only a real mc when I start bullying you to write verses for my electronica tracks. Then and only then will I deem your career to be of merit.

At 5/23/12 09:50 AM, NogginmenAnimations wrote: BITCHEZ ON MAH DIK aaaAAAHHH!

FINGA ON DAH TRIguuUUUHH!

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  Bichez On Mah Dik by AxTekk

  Ur gAyyyyYy

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Fat Beats's second verse and outro are what make this track straight. Otherwise it'd be totally gai.

At 5/21/12 01:28 AM, PiGPEN wrote: -Axtekk is aiight for his age and Britishness.

Thanks man! ^^ I have to say, you're really good at drawing comics/ animations about angsty, computer infatuated weabus too :)

At 5/20/12 05:44 PM, PiGPEN wrote:

At 5/20/12 05:27 PM, NogginmenAnimations wrote: A track

It sux

I swear I've read this before.

At Yesterday A Bit Later PiGPEN wrote:

At Yesterday A Bit Earlier KillBillvolume2 wrote:

A track

It sux.

Hmmmmm, no not there.

At Last Week A Bit Later PiGPEN wrote:

At Las Week A Bit Earlier SenatorJohnDean wrote:

Opinion about science.

It sux.

At Last Week A Bit Later PiGPEN wrote:

At Las Week A Bit Earlier Teqneek wrote:

Opinion about religion.

It sux.

At Two Weeks Ago A Bit Later PiGPEN wrote:

At Two Week Ago A Bit Earlier AxTekk wrote:

A beat.

It sux.

You have a slight tendency to be a negative nancy methinks PiG. This is the place for more creative crit and kind discussion no?

Also RE: Lil C I'm taking that AHA sample. And using it. Lots.

At 5/20/12 04:17 PM, PiGPEN wrote: He hated my guts WHILE enjoying my music. I have no reason to believe this has changed.

Kinda irrelevant, the point is if he ENJOYED the medium enough to say so but still was enraged by the semantics, you've demonstrated extreme trolling ability. Sydney Lion would undeniably recognise that and find it tasty.

Nah, troll game is specifically geared away from internet trolling and that stuff would be a pain in the ass to tally. I imagine one of the contestants i dont cover is doing some mundane jrpg style grinding of points via internet trolling and everyone in the tallying committee absolutely hate his guts for making their job suck.

Valid point, the tallying committee are lazy asses.

Artwork cant count for various reasons. No bonus, good day sir.

Reaaally? Video reactions count, text reactions count, at the minimum an art reaction should count for the text it contains.

Also i dont use facebucks, what could i have done over thar?

The point isn't that you USED facebook, but that you've had a reaction via facebook. Shit like that still counts.

ALSO on a troll game note, did Lil C get the whole Charlie Cooper thing, because it sounded like he just did his generic golden coast illiterate swag. Ruined the fucking track IMO.

At 5/18/12 05:05 AM, PiGPEN wrote: 45? 1 point. I've made a single point.

Debatable. I'd argue that you scored way higher by the Troll Game scoring system. For example, you didn't mention the comments on the songs from many, many users who were offended by your lack of caring and deliberately bad beat choice, and assuming that's scored the same way internet video responses are scored that's massive. Equally, responses to your hype track.

You also seem to overlook the fact that SJD now hates your guts even though initially being a fan of your music. Judging from the scoring system and the attitude of the tallying team, that kinda turn around would be worth a lot of points. Equally, BigRed now has to take breaks from this thread because the atmosphere is now unbearable to the guy.

Also, you overlook all the internet comments on the HDC facebook page that your stuff's produced and the picture Mao drew you (artwork would probably be worth like 10pts on its own PLUS an unforeseen reaction bonus).

At 5/18/12 01:35 AM, PiGPEN wrote: Ax you mentioned the trollgame scoring system... if you know it, tell me how much that shit would be worth... tell me how much eveen trolling in this forum would be worth... if you guys feel trolled it's your own fault cuz im not doing shit but being me, yall points aint worth shit.

Hmmmm... around 45 points I think, if you count the comments on this board and the vitirol in Teq's verse, not totally sure though. It's really, REALLY impressive. And no, I don't think you +/-d any reviews, I think that'd be too dull for you, you do what you do 4tl, and there are minimal lulz in that.

Of course, you could always bust into the big points if Teq/ SJD killed themselves.

And actually, I think Maverick may have been physically sickened by your first verse against him, so that gets you into the thousands.

FUCK YOU ILL DOUBLE POST IF I LIKE

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  NGHH12 ZombieGurlz by AxTekk

  ClabTrap 2012 sample battle just go' ZOMBIEFIED MUTHAFUCKA

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Sample contest submish :D

At 5/17/12 01:53 PM, RampantMusik wrote:

At 5/17/12 01:35 PM, SenatorJohnDean wrote: Rampant, Rampant, Rampant...bedrooms are for fucking your hot business law classmates...

I wish that was the case.

Oh Rampant, you're one of the only rappers I know who really know what it means to keep it real. For real.

At 5/17/12 03:57 PM, SenatorJohnDean wrote: Just to let you guys know, PigPen is going thru giving pluses to all the votes for me to make it look like I did it.

He also downvoted all tie votes and votes for Gas. I tried upvoting a Gas vote and it went back to neutral.
Just letting u guys know that Pig is trolling to make me look bad.

Have you ever read PiG's internet comic? I read it and then realised that the scoring system for troll points is probably his scoring system for self worth (at least on web, PiG's probably the most normal cool cat in real life). Just don't give him any points, and he'll go seek 'em elsewhere.

Polite sage for not mentioning Gas vs SJD.

At 5/16/12 07:42 PM, Teqneek wrote:

At 5/16/12 02:48 PM, Scuare wrote: Who takes five days to write 16?

Who takes A MONTH TO WRITE EIGHT MOTHERFUCKING BARS GET YOUR BARS IN FO DA COLLAB THING OR HELLFIRE WILL RAIN UPON ALL OF YOU AND YOUR SOULS WILL BE CLAIMED BY PROTOTONUS THE DARK OVERLORD

SECONDED. FOR THE LOVE A GAWD SECONDED.

At 5/16/12 06:53 PM, SenatorJohnDean wrote: He doesn't spend time yappin on this board.

Touché. Oh, also, writing a loada new tracks for my EP that I don't want to put on NG. This isn't strictly clabtrap related, but if anyone here wants in, get in touch! (already got in touch with KillBill and PMing SJD as I post this)

At 5/16/12 05:31 PM, SenatorJohnDean wrote:

At 5/16/12 03:29 PM, Scuare wrote: again tryna tell me what I am

Well, the first thing I learned about "promoting" or whatever you called it is if someone brings something up and it DOESN'T CHANGE, then there is definitely a reason to bring it up again. The reason is that it DIDN'T CHANGE.

Yeah, see on this promoting thing, one thing I don't get.

KillBill, you're probably the most followed rapper here (Rav aside) and you're totally chill. HOW DO YOU GET YOUR MUSIC OUT THERE SO EFFECTIVELY?!@!

--Happy to be middle man.--

Jus saying.

You're all about to be knocked dead by what me and FB are cooking up.

Adventure Time reference swag.

At 5/7/12 04:22 PM, Teqneek wrote: Also, what the hell happened with this other big Clabtrap collabo we were working on? Is that still a thing? I haven't done my verse yet because I've been lazy, but I am definitely down to do it if this is still a go.

Still happenin, I got Obsideo's verse just like yesters. Keep em coming in guys!

At 5/7/12 03:28 PM, SenatorJohnDean wrote:

At 5/7/12 02:51 PM, NogginmenAnimations wrote: Something mad cool

Who else is in? Beatmakers too...take 10 minutes and make ur most swagged out, ghetto beat with 808s everywhere for no reason

(Listening to Teqneek's Swaggin on my Money cuz it's a perfect example of what we should do)
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/474436

I am ABSOLUTELY IN. Both as emcee and beat maker. We need a fryin fish track.

Wow, that was some amazing artwork! Dayum, shows there's a lot more to this Clabtrap thing then the MCs!

At 5/6/12 03:34 AM, Wyze-Stingray wrote: Would you guys please stop feeding the troll?

Didn't you say that Lil C was a troll as well? Jus' saiyan.

At 5/5/12 03:47 PM, RampantMusik wrote:

At 5/5/12 02:14 PM, MilkDudisaBEAST wrote: im makeing my rap tonite cuz its fuckin hot in the studio right now but it dont even matter i could make it 5 yrs from now and still beat youBITCHES

Look out, we got a badass over here. I will hit 88 miles per hour, I will go back in time, and I will battle your future rap five years in the past.

Looks like Fanclub Rampant (AKA me) will finally have a win to celebrate! GO RAMPANT!

Also, Milk, I challenge you to a rap battle. I'll only need one verse of sixteen, so you can go first AND last AND choose the beat. If I were you I'd still pussy out, I haven't gone beastmode properly against anyone here because they're all dudes, but you really strike me as someone whose spirit needs breaking. I'll even rhyme the word orange in that sixteen.

Seriously, this guy's like Lil C only more of a total prick.

At 5/4/12 02:50 AM, AxTekk wrote: Team Gay4Clay.

Gay4Clay no homo.

At 5/3/12 09:32 PM, Obsideo wrote: Am I still on this? Did I get booted?

Also +1 to what the Senator said, go vote on that battle, but don't let his biased opinion sway your vote, because I don't like winning from that shit.

I didn't see your name on the list, but shit ain't a nightclub. Drop eight bars I'll wrote you an extra eight bars in on the beat and we get that shit POPPIN.

At 5/3/12 09:50 PM, SenatorJohnDean wrote: I love Obsideo. No homo.

Team Gay4Clay.

At 5/3/12 04:24 PM, KillBillvolume2 wrote: Link Related.

http://soundcloud.com/kill-bill-on-the-beat/celph-titled-mad -ammo-remix

Whoah, that beat is DOPE.

At 5/3/12 02:19 PM, ThisIsAnEmergency wrote: From what I remember, it all fell apart and then AxTekk made a beat?

Nah, it's still going, I've got two verses in already. Here's the order y'all gon' be spitting yo eight bars:

1. Teqneek
2. Senator John Dean
3. Fat Beats
4. Wyze-Stingray
5. Scuare
6. Kill Bill Volume 2
7. Gasmasq
8. PiGPEN
9. Emergency
10. Suddlenuance
11. ME
12. Byron

And here's the beat:

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  It's funny because its Clabtrap and CAT-scan but it's not.

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Send in accappellas to me when done, I'll mix it into the beat. Anyone pussies out, I pull their part of the beat but the show goes on.

At 5/3/12 01:47 PM, ThisIsAnEmergency wrote: OptimisticOctopus says Scuare's verses contradicted mine...

Yeah, c'est la vie. To be honest though, noone HAS to give a massive scientific breakdown, nor should they. You think you get much explanation in a real battle?

If the rapping's good, even an idiot's gut instinct will come in your favour. Your battle was evenly matched with great stuff from both guys, and that's all I think you gotta worry about on this.

ALSO COLLAB VERSES: Where/ when are they?

I kinda agree with SJD AND PiG on this. If that's possible.

It's true that science becomes unfalsifiable if you constantly repair theories so that they're in line with facts that falsify them (the "almost right" heuristic bias at its best), but I can understand the logic in deducing higher dimensions. I just think that we're getting above our station pretending to know how many there are. Practically speaking, we can use three dimensions as a working hypothesis excepting that it won't always cover every result (enter quantum mechanics).

Ethically speaking, this could translate to a kind of pragmatic quasi-relativism like act utilitarianism IMO. Essentially, we don't have enough information to support any grand unified theory, so we're really left in the realms of impotent speculation, which is fun but not massively scientific.

It's like how you could argue that as we do not accurately know the confines of the uni/ multiverse, we can postulate it's big enough that intelligent life exists somewhere out there, BUT in practicality it doesn't make a whole lot of difference as we wouldn't be able to make contact yet. So you're best off assuming there's none but being (skeptically) open to surprises. Ditto God, the afterlife and celestial teacups IMO.