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At 7/19/13 06:03 PM, SonicWombat wrote: I find your surprise insulting, sir. YOU STARTIN' BEEF, BRUH?

BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUHBRUH BRUH>!?

Nah, for real, I'd have been surprised if we lost you too. The first round always sees a lot of great mcs go, just the way of the tourney I guess. You prepping for LJ ok? I haven't even started for Prometheus lol this shit's gonna be interedasting.

At 7/19/13 04:53 PM, Rampant wrote:

At 7/19/13 11:13 AM, BigRed wrote:

At 7/19/13 09:22 AM, Teqneek wrote: WHERE'S THE ROUND 2 INFO DAWG?

I got halfway through counting votes last night. I crashed at 3am though. I'm home in a few hours, it will go up then.

Already did that for you. By my count, these are the Round 2 battles:

@Wolfie out already?! And holy shit, we get Suddle vs Butsaay as early as round 1... This gonna be a great year guiz

At 7/15/13 08:36 PM, Teqneek wrote: you're my only friend here.

Last pane is so MFW.

At 7/14/13 07:02 PM, Teqneek wrote: You're joking, but in reality I'm one of only about... ONE white dude in my neighborhood. Not sure how hood that makes me, but I'm the minority in my spot and I still run these streets son. I'm not "gangsta" though, I just have dat street knowledge, and boy have I seen some shit in my days.

Nah, I'm only half joking like with PiG, Rampant, Mao and TK. We all know you living the struggle bruh.

At 7/14/13 05:44 PM, Rilo15 wrote: -TK's producer owes me $250 worth of blowjobs. And I came to collect.

Shit man, my sides

At 7/14/13 05:04 PM, Rilo15 wrote: I digg. It doesn't really make a difference tho. I'm just nosy.

Other interesting facts about Clabtrap emcees:

- Suddle is morbidly obese.
- Bill is a member of the Hutt clan.
- PiGPEN is easily the most famous emcee and has made international news.
- Butsaay both wears kilts and plays the bagpipes.
- Mickey Mao has been involved in aid programs teaching African children to rap.
- Wolfie was a Chicago drug lord before he converted to Sunni Islam and settled down for life.
- Rampant isn't actually British, he just really likes the accent.
- I am both gay and dating a Fante Princess from Africa.
- Vinstigator is a 6 foot long carnivorous reptile.
- Teqneek is actually hood af.
- TK lives in a crack den and is part of a part black part gay rap group called Rainbow Fist.

Not all of this is bullshit.

Is it just me or does "Don't you worry child" by Swedish House Mafia make anyone else thing of "It's too late to apologise" by One Republic? That shit gets right under my nails, I swear.

My biggest peeve is when kicks. I mean, it's a drum right? It's only going to be used for one song in like one place and it's not even carrying pitch (unless I get some distorted 909s cooking). So why does it demand such attention? This is true for dance, dnb, dubstep and hiphop (boombap, westcoast AND trap). And it kills me.

I like what everyone's saying about transcribing the music in their head, I'd say I've gotten reasonably good at that though. What kills me is not being able to recreate the sounds in my head.

At 7/14/13 03:43 PM, KillBillvolume2 wrote: I think there were two black guys last year, NerfGunTimmy and Alto (Who I battled and won against)
Although I don't really see how that makes a big difference. Hip-Hop is colorless, guy.

How could you forget SJD mang? That's three black dudes (two of whom you battled and won against). Four if you count the incredible beast that was TVJ.

True say though, hiphop isn't some treehouse club with a "No Whites" sign nailed beneath.

At 7/14/13 04:16 AM, PiGPEN wrote: one of these days we'll even have a female participant....

Seeing as this is NG and there aren't a massive amount of weeabo/ transexual rappers, I'm feeling dubious.

At 7/13/13 09:39 PM, Rilo15 wrote:

At 7/13/13 09:34 PM, PiGPEN wrote:

At 7/13/13 08:35 PM, Rilo15 wrote: I'm late for the tournament registration. But um...if I DID register, would I have been the only black guy spitting? o_o

nah im blacker than you.

Yeah, I'm a little on the light skinned side. I guess that makes sense. I was worried that ALL of you guys were white.

Nah, Suddle's probably the favourite to win and he's Hispanic. Same for Vins and Wolfie, but I honestly don't see why it would make it any difference.

At 7/12/13 02:09 AM, MickeyMao wrote: "I am just astounded more or less that he would have the audacity to remove the verse (after I re-added it when I re-sent it to when I sent my 2nd verse)."

But it's freeware yo, what's so astounding about that?

At 7/11/13 05:53 PM, Carefoot wrote: we all know you tried to let nobody hear the real barz!!!!!!
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/542577
Manclockz real bars!

Carefoot yo - this Clock crew spam voting shit is hella sideways.

At 7/11/13 01:29 PM, PiGPEN wrote: >using audacity
uwotm8?

Lel, some people actually do. Rusko makes most his shit heavily using Audacity, and Burial makes all his stuff in there too.

At 7/11/13 10:47 AM, PiGPEN wrote: http://www.mediafire.com/download/ywp52b1432b8ggu/asymmetric al_battle_EQ.wav
how's this for a beat?

Dammit, I really like this. Is this all in Audacity?

At 7/10/13 07:52 PM, Teqneek wrote: BATTLE'S READY, LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD.

OH SHIT SON SHITS HAPPENING

At 7/10/13 07:49 PM, Carefoot wrote: The lips are different though so if they use teeth or lips they get the firing.

Chances are if they are a dude they give a better blowjob then a girl can ever do anyway.

Strangely hella true, although not always true. Some dudes are fucking awful, I think it's just like anything else in that if you want to do it well you'll do it well, and if not, not. Also black chicks are kinda top tier on the whole lips thing.

At 7/10/13 07:39 PM, Carefoot wrote: At the end of the day literally the moment you made fun of traps I hated your guts. I love traps I need to be honest right? Just look at the initial beef I use a comic level of hyperbole.

Does this stem back to that long haired blonde guy/ girl who gave you the ecstacy enhanced blowjob?

At 7/10/13 06:59 PM, MickeyMao wrote: yep you got it right. I was also Super Husky.

I actually thought you'd be the one to figure it out too, I was hoping someone else would've volunteered for the battle though.

Dammit man... Your voice acting's too good! Plus the sign up date and reviews... All seemed legit.

I'ma still record my 32 doe.

At 7/10/13 06:49 PM, MickeyMao wrote: Well that was funl. Congrats to Axtekk for figuring out. FYI: 4fterThot was me. Sorry for the inconvenience to anyone who was trying to get anything productive done in here, and you're welcome for the minutes of entertainment.

Hahaha, damnnn man you could have denied it and made the fun last just a bit longer though bro! So, assuming I was right and Sunra was Pre$ha who was Husky?

At 7/10/13 02:14 PM, PiGPEN wrote: But that bet only works if you guys make it to round 2.
If you're doing it that way it should work inversely as well.... meaning if you don't make it to round 2 you "regardless of the public vote" lose your 32 battle.

In b5 tiedloss.

Damnnnn... I didn't think of that. It should be able to work retroactively, ie: if Vinnie loses against me and doesn't make it to round 2, it means he never battled you in the first place and you actually beat 4fterthot to advance.

At 7/10/13 02:33 PM, Butsaay wrote: Vince 'The Pussy Faggot' Chavez. I'm sure 'The Pussy Faggot' hasn't been took on newgrounds yet, so I mean there you go, it fits you perfectly. lol I'm kidding, nothing fits you perfectly.

That horrible combination of short and wide must make clothes shopping a nightmare. So few retailers market their stuff for the human-chode market...

Yo Vinsthegator, I've been thinking, seeing as you're leaving shitty reviews and stuff we seem to have moved into a new level of beeph. I don't like your style, you reaaallyyy don't seem to like mine and besides, your RMP/ ROF era oldfag attitude pisses me off hella. Let's settle this in a blind 32 battle.

One catch: Whoever loses to an entirely open vote (save accounts created after today) ducks out of the comp after their next battle.

This means that should you lose, you have to tell Pachilis that you allow him to win, regardless of the public vote and if I lose, then I'll tell Phonix/ Prom the Don the same. Seeing as we've moved past respectfully disliking each others styles, and you seem to think you could beat me so easily, I would say that there's no reason for you to disagree.

Oh yeah, and I also say we use a Teddygram beat and ask Teddygram to vote on the battle.

At 7/9/13 04:26 PM, MDavidJohnson wrote: inherited is a strong word. i'm not sure that the rap battles we do today were inherited even slightly from scottish culture, but it is a strong similarity. i just have a hard time believing that the first 2 rap battlers received the idea from scotland.

Oh yeah, I mean if there's one thing it shows it's that the rap-battle spirit is universal. Plus, flyting is also recorded in Norse and Danish culture so it could just as easily be called Viking culture.

Interesting though, if you look at the rhyme schemes in these "flytings" they were all in that standard old school, pre-Rakim flow. Which means that in less than twenty years time the Golden Age of hiphop pushed the style of rhyme schemes further than the previous two millenia.

But, that said, try and get your hands on the Flyting of Dunbar and Kennedy. It does read like a super long rap battle, it's not just bullshit, it's the same "you're a coward", "your mum's a whore", "your wife's a slut" stuff as you'd hear today. Most interesting part is that King James IV would join in with the flytings! So it's a royal tradition.

At 7/9/13 03:15 AM, JakobePaulobe wrote: Sorry I'm late, everyone here is a pussy

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At 7/8/13 06:54 PM, Rampant wrote:

At 7/8/13 04:37 PM, Vinstigator wrote:

At 7/8/13 05:38 AM, Butsaay wrote:
Well done again, I'm not Scottish, but

You live in Glasgow (largest city in Scotland) and your accent is thicker than Fat Bastard's from Austin Powers. Quit denying your heritage and embrace your Kilt wearing ways!!!

You'd better watch your fuckin' mouth. My family's heritage is Scottish nobility.

Fun fact: All rap battlers have inherited Scottish culture, whether or not they admit it. Although as far as I can tell, Butsaay's simply a wanderer who's happened to stray to these fair isles.

At 7/8/13 06:23 PM, 4fterThot wrote:
I think I got off on the wrong foot. I was thinking that to make a name for myself I should talk shit the big dawgs/top artists (eg: Teqneek and Suddle). But after a shroom trip I've had an epiphany. From now on, I'm just gonna diss those super whack bitches (eg: Vinstagator).

Are you old enough for shrooms?! I kinda assumed you were sorta young. And now it's too late to rewrite my 32. Ahh well, should have it recorded either tomorrow morning or the day after, got a romantic dinner down the pub planned for tomorrow night lol

At 7/8/13 04:37 PM, Vinstigator wrote: Homosexual fan fiction

And why wouldn't you post the other half of the picture bro?

At 7/8/13 03:33 PM, Cabbster wrote::

"Real parties, real parties got some 'dro
And I ain't tryna party with no dil, do"

Oh shit busted out laughing at that line

Cha Daddy is love.
Cha Daddy is life.

At 7/8/13 05:12 AM, SoundGoodizer wrote:

Oh god. The tears of laughter. This thread made my day.

At 7/8/13 04:13 AM, PiGPEN wrote: Now i feel bad for not doing research, i coulda pulled out some oompa loompa disses.

I can't believe you just battled Chad Warden with so few personals.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4CjRArym74
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKZpaG1aXww

Please, brothers, compare the two. We have an internet celebrity in the thread.

At 7/7/13 03:43 PM, Vinstigator wrote: @Axtekk - As a producer, I respect you. Not gonna lie, you got some aweome beats. As an MC... not so much. And it's hard to take you serious when you say Butsaay is a dope MC. I can barely understand what the fuck he says half the damn time!

Well, mate, that might be an accent thing. I honestly never have a problem with understanding Butsaay's rapping, but he has a strong non-American accent which Americans don't tend to be so great with. I would say that if you write down the lyrics and look at them, Butsaay destroyed you (imho).

You and Buttsay both say you don't "get my style" or that I straight up suck. But yet I get praise/props/support from veterans like MadFLeX and SenatorJohnDean (both have said I have a very good chance at winning this year). So continue leaving your biased reviews and keep voting against me. Most people can see right through that shit

Lol take it easy bro. I'd agree you got some great energy and delivery, but as an MC there are some big holes in your repertoire- namely word play, rhyme schemes, imagery, multis and syllable placement. If you ask Flex or SJD I can guarantee they'd say the same.

Shit, none of us here are perfect and there's stuff you do a lot better than me, but I think if you and I battled you would get raped lyrically. Hey, that's the hiphop attitude though, right? I could be wrong, like I said you might have some great bars I just haven't heard. What would you say's you're most bar-sy track, with the most top tier lyricism? Hell, what's your favourite bar you've written?

Despite what you evidently think, I want to get everyone's style here. I want to think my scene's full of dope rappers (if you can call NG a scene, and in some ways you probably can). I want you to prove me wrong, like I thought PiG proved me wrong against Maverick last year or like R-Av did against Gasmasq. At the moment though, all I'm hearing is good delivery and limited lyricism. With lots of punch ins.