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At 6/22/08 02:29 PM, bulletspitter wrote: What do you think the best cure for bordem is.

Having a girl give you head.

"At least we're better than Youtube."
The first few words I saw on the site after coming back to this shithole forum after a year, and the same reasons that drove me away in the first place are still festering.

Awesome, way to go guys.
Honestly I hope you shitposters stay in this forum. It serves as a quarantine of sorts from the rest of the internet (and to a certain extent, the rest of this site). Enjoy your shit threads about consoles and religion. God damn, you lot aren't even fun to troll anymore; all i get back are failed attempts at smartassery which make me wish i hadn't trolled around in the first place.

so... point:
Username: AxisofIdiocy
Password: 7fishdick

I thought I made it clear in my last few posts that I had a desire to be perma'd from this forum and welp, i only found a three-day ban? the hell.

I thought I'd add some content to this thread just for shits.

also be aware that 'i suck cocks' posts under this account are hilarious, please make them.

ahahaha i've already got what i wanted from this thread.

see you in hell, shitposter.

At 6/16/08 08:39 PM, MeatMachine wrote:

At 6/16/08 08:36 PM, AxisofIdiocy wrote:

At 6/16/08 08:35 PM, MeatMachine wrote:

At 6/16/08 08:34 PM, AxisofIdiocy wrote:

Advice?

Yeah - kill yourself.

wut why would i do that

Because you're threads are horrible and certainly not clever or funny.

for christs sake atleast make a decent attempt to be entertaining

At 6/16/08 08:35 PM, MeatMachine wrote:

At 6/16/08 08:34 PM, AxisofIdiocy wrote:

Advice?

Yeah - kill yourself.

wut why would i do that

I seriously hate them. even the magnums are too small for me, is there anywhere you can order bigger ones on line? they fit great on the shaft but it is way too tight around my ball sack and it squeezes my balls which is very uncomfortable.

Advice?

Nice tits. :D

He to the sewers and sucked his mom's 3, 19 inch cock and begged his mom for a penny but she didn't have any because she spent it on a XXXXXXXXXXXXXX Large didldo. She's so poor that beggers have to give her money. Then garry spenthis day s working in mcdonalds, where he raped anybody who went into the bathroom and banned anybody he felt like banning on FPF. The end. (So far he sucked 1923928329382 cocks and hes still going.)

Yeah, fRapidshare is shitty.

At 5/19/07 07:55 PM, KicktheCAN wrote: The feet are kind of weird but other than that it is great. Maybe it could be holding a car?

I'm thinking maybe a flaming tanker truck.

If I can pull that off without fucking up the truck, it'll be pretty rad.

This spawned from a doodle on some of my Chemistry homework. I eventually got motivated and bored enough to bring it over to Flash.

The whole thing isn't quite finished yet.
Most notably, I want the left arm to be holding something, but I can't decide on what.
Until then, I just tacked on the hand to the end. >:(

I'll also get to adding some smaller details like falling debris. (I had this before, but Flash crashed on me when I tried to select the whole thing.)

wieners.

At 3/2/07 11:22 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: I'm just downloading the stupid 1.41 patch and then I'll be on Battlefield 2.

Holy shit, 1.41.

I literally just finished blowing cobwebs from my GPU and I hear this.

Christ, this forum damn near justifies genocide.

Hey, How much do YOU love peanut butter?

Jesus, you guys don't even try anymore.

I decided to take the risk and pre-order 2142 yesterday.

$49.99 at GameStop. :D

At 10/8/06 06:57 PM, McPaper wrote: I even know a place where I can pre-order a hard copy for £20 ;)

That's awesome.

I had fun with the beta, but I'm having a hard time justifying paying $60 for it. :S

Where?

lol women drivers!

So, did anyone happen to get hold of the new 2142 CD Keys they distributed last weekend?

10,000 more were released on Fileplanet (or elsewhere) on September 8th, and all of them were taken within forty minutes

Once again, I missed out on a one-time opportunity because I couldn't get Internet Access.

>:(

At 8/29/06 06:24 PM, RyanY wrote: If it's another small map cool, my computer takes yonks to load the big ones. I only ever play karkand at the moment. Does it have heli's in it?

Aye, same here. By the time I get a huge map loaded, sometimes the map is rotated, and I start again.
Anyways, I don't think it has helicopters in it. I got hold of a picture of the map and it's breifing and didn't see a helipad...
http://img291.images..1/185/jalabadio5.jpg

Apparently, the makers of the 1.4 patch put off the release of the patch because people angrily pointed out too many unfixed bugs. I hope they fix all of them; the game seems to be held together with duct tape and Gorilla Glue as it is.

And on a completely different note, I had to reinstall the game after I got a "Your CD Key is invalid because you suck tremendous Cock " error.
So I went and looked at some servers for the Release Version, to play on for shits and giggles. There was only one, and it was actually kind of fun. Got a lot less crashes, also.

:D

So after an MSN conversation turned out to be an akward, vaguely homoerotic circle jerk, Tin told pe to post some info on 1.4.
Here it is:

1.4 Patch – New content

· Increased client stability
· Red/Blue nametag bug – Fix to the issue where players would show up with the wrong color name tag
· Introduced a delay from proning to standing to help reduce exploiting
· Adjusted C4 to make throwing more difficult
· Fixed the issue where a red distance marker appears on the ground
· Fixed the issue that caused players arms to become invisible after switching weapons when using throwable items
· Made adjustments to reduce the damage taken by vehicles when driving
· Commander options will no longer available whilst dead.
· Fixed the issue with a spawn point showing up as selected when a player has spawned in during preview round
· Fixed the issue that would cause infantry players to be revived with no kit.
· Fixed several rare graphics crashes.
· Fixed issue with players crashing while clicking "Join Game" in the front end
· Car-Drop: Made adjustments to the car drop feature to help prevent players from exploiting into buildings.
· Fixed an issue tied to projectiles which would sometimes allow tanks to fire two shells, support to fire multiple rounds, and other issues (all maps).
· Fixed bug where after 2 rounds on the same map, the top player stars are awarded to the wrong people in the menu
· Transport Helicopters – Increased the armor of all transport helicopters

PLACE BETS HERE ON WHETHER THE GAME WILL BE TOTALLY FUCKED AFTER 1.4!
The new map, they say, plays a lot like Karkhand. Also, I'm looking forward to the new No-Vehicles game option
I'd get a screenshot of Road to Jalabad, but I'm posting from work, so I can't do shit. >:l
It looks like a combonation of Operation Clean Sweep and Strike at Karkhand, with the basic layout of Kark.

And BF 2142 looks pretty promising, too. I watched my friend play it long enough for him to snipe out someone.
I'd download the demo, too, if I couldn't be arsed to download a 1+ GB file.

fun, fun.

I had to stay up for the late-night repeat to actually verify this fact for myself.

Way to go. You got on the Colbert Report! If I weren't so lazy, I'd try to send something in for his little contest he's doing.

You are awesome.
I hope someone gets that segment on the internet somehow. :D

All other users.

Ooh, this is nice, I like it!
Didn't think I'd hang around the BBS to see the new story come along...

How long do you think you'll be at this one?

I don't really think that would be a good idea.

I love the blue aura, and I probably would vote much higher on movies in order to keep it. Because some others might operate like me, it would throw off the voting system quite a bit.

I still see the frightened, yet extremely obnoxious, shell of a man.

I have a couple things that I can't really stand, but the thing that really stands out for me is mindless animal cruelty. It makes me sick to think that there is someone so twisted that they have to take out their frustration and issues on a helpless animal, instead of talking about it, or therapy.

That really got my mind wrapped around that after that video of that lady murdered a small animal with her high-heels. That bitch needs to wake the fuck up.