Well obviously from your profile picture you can't do much better than this.
So go for it.

Look into my eyes.

You'll find that you will change your mind.

I would probably genetically engineer my pet parrot.
His name is max.
And he would fly me to enchanted islands far beyond my reach in the western seas.

If only he was big enough..

At 7/3/09 11:29 PM, norcemastero wrote: i listen to beast and the harlot and down with the sickness while posting

'Cuz I'm soo bad ass

Oh' shit, can you smell that...

I'm lurkin

All the smelly weird goth faggots want to live in Japan in my school.
Doodling Japanese and drawing anime onto their notebooks.
Gross.

At 6/10/09 04:28 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: doctors also say reusing the same water bottle gives you cancer.

That's how they get you.

At 5/2/09 05:21 PM, mranarchy wrote: I'm probably supposed to know this song and thus continue the lyrics but I dont so fuck you.

Seriously these threads are boring as fuck.

When the weather's fine
we go fishing or go swimming in the sea.

In the summertime when the weather's high,
you can stretch right up and touch the sky,

Mostly for the tits.

I'm on about once every month.
Does that make me content?

I heard Jade's cock was much bigger.
It would explain the giant bulge in her pants.

I have Service Learning and my topic is drunk driving.
We can't raise money or contact newspapers.

I have a remainder of three days to finish this project, I'm screwed.
Btw my friend JUST remembered her father owns a bar.

Anyone have any quick suggestions on what I should do?

More penis. Less ninjas.

At 4/3/09 07:36 PM, Melkarid wrote: I like cows.

I like milk.

At 4/3/09 07:25 PM, BUTANE wrote: Please, if you take one thing from my words tonight as you read this story of mine, take these words to the heart. Chocolate is not so good that you should lock it up in a cell in order to preserve its rich flavors. America and Manitowoc are no longer in desperate need to keep chocolate in preserves, it is now easy to come by and should not be treated the same way it was back when my dad's dad was a kid. That's my grandpa.

A+. Hands down, I don't care about the page requirement. I'm adding this to my favorite list of quotes.

Because they are taken by society as something vulgar, hurtful, disgusting, and/or unacceptable.
Honestly someone's vocabulary that consists of "Fuck" every other sentence is annoying and makes you look stupid.

Y0 DUDE I WAS SKATIN SOME BOX AND THIS COP CAME UP IN MY GRILL AND WAS LIEK DAWG GET OUT AND I WAZ ALL LIKE BAAACK DOWN

Next time just leave. Find somewhere else to skate.

At 3/15/09 10:28 PM, jmalouin7 wrote:

At 3/15/09 10:23 PM, AwfulAwful wrote: I can see why C-HAWK left.

Ugly women shoving their face full of peanut-butter.
Girls named after types of meat.

you were kicked for this reason right here.

If I was kicked for that reason, why wait ten minutes after I said it?
Then kick David aswell?
It's funny that you try to justify your actions after the kick, when we know that was really not the case.

Naked men.

oh no, guys are topless on cam alert the media, call the police, no nips allowed, also i have seen you moon people on cam, several times

Several months ago. I didn't tell you to show your ass on cam or you would be kicked.
Funny that I didn't get kicked then.

Perverted mods trying to take advantage of cam users by making them get naked.

this was for lulz, nothing else.

Poor attempt to be funny, mostly abusive.

I can see why C-HAWK left.

Ugly women shoving their face full of peanut-butter.
Girls named after types of meat.
Naked men.
Perverted mods trying to take advantage of cam users by making them get naked.

lame i'm done.
can't honestly say I liked any of you anyways.

At 3/15/09 09:39 PM, WATCHurFLAG wrote: Girls would still not like me.

Yeah your pretty ugly.

I missed Wades goatee.

I will haunt this world forever until my dream is fulfilled.

Ditto

What the fuck C-Hawk.

Going on stickam makes me so angry.
Your all faggots.

there are no exceptions.

At 3/3/09 09:56 PM, His-Penis-is-on-Fire wrote: Uh, I'm a woman, so...no

Gender is not an issue.

I googled hairy butts, and most of the threads were about womens hairy butts. Which is such a turn on for me.

* This thread is relevant to the topic of hairy butts and should be kept open until we are no longer on the discussion of such topic.

Do you have a hairy butt?

I do, there's hair all down there.
And I'm proud, I'm hairy and I'm proud!

I am not ashamed of who I am.

At 3/3/09 05:08 PM, MadiiMonsterr wrote: Okay you can't take the heat i guess, so boohoo kick me.

Madii I still love you.

At 3/3/09 05:16 AM, 09er wrote: You never had an ex!!!!!!!!!!!!!

09 pwnage.

There may be hope for you yet.

Wow for posting this thread you are so ~Gay~.

He has the power to control us, but chooses not too.
Because he has the power to choose either decision.

Not saying I believe in a "Higher power" but I do believe in a "God".

At 3/3/09 03:12 PM, ijustfudgedyourmama wrote: I didn't really read the post but im gonna start smiling at people in the street to make them nervous

(: