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Response to: kgb Posted June 10th, 2009 in General

Make it seem like you are a crazy person hiding from the russian KGB and start talking about a conspiracy between the cell phone company and the kgb service and say that you are hacking them to try and find their satelites.

Response to: What I find Funny. Posted June 9th, 2009 in General

Lol@Crapface. What a big insult!

Response to: Psychology Paper Need A Way Out! Posted June 9th, 2009 in General

Dark matter. Not enough is known to connect it to anything

Response to: Creating brothers Posted June 9th, 2009 in General

Are they superheroes again? Or streetfighters?

Make one RED with his name and one BLUE with his name on him somewhere
Response to: Seperating Superhero from a Hero Posted June 9th, 2009 in General

Good secret identities there why dont you call Superman Super-CLARKKENT.

Response to: New Fish! (pic) Posted June 9th, 2009 in General

I got two and named them Jet and Li. Thought it was pretty cool.

Response to: Seperating Superhero from a Hero Posted June 9th, 2009 in General

So you're writing a book about streetfighting Cats and Dogs. Is this a man punting cats and dogs, or are the actual dogs and cats fighting each other?

Response to: TsimFuckus Posted June 9th, 2009 in General

So progeria makes you look like a little kid forever?

that must be shit.

Response to: Newgrounds Sig Makers Posted June 9th, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

Can someone make me a sig with a good blood spatter and a chainsaw bayonet kill from GOW?

Possibly my name

Response to: The Call Of Duty 4 Clan Headquarter Posted June 9th, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

I would join but i have a little girly voice on XBL.

Response to: Security Software for Windows 7 Posted June 9th, 2009 in General

Norton saves copies of every page you go to. Fuck norton, especially if you have to do a reformat. Deleting all that shit takes HOURS.

Response to: Facebook stealing from Newgrounds! Posted June 9th, 2009 in General

Can I just keep it my name?

I honestly dont want a username.

Response to: Today is 69 day! Posted June 9th, 2009 in General

Boy, i sure cant wait till <Stupid number that kinda looks like a sex position>

LOOK AT HOW CREATIVE I AM. PAY ATTENTION TO ME

Response to: First black princess Posted June 9th, 2009 in General

They moan about there being voodoo. Are you fucking kidding me? Its set in the 1920's its not like theres going to be a Hurricane Katrina scene. And the thing with the voodoo, dont tell me alladin didnt have fucking genies and lanterns but noone bitched.

Lego Racers! Posted June 9th, 2009 in Video Games

Does anybody at all remember this awesomely fantastic game for the N64?

You got to build your own car with legos then race it against other lego's. And some of them were pirates.

Talking about this game gets me all giddy like im young again

Response to: Nerf guns in a game? Posted June 9th, 2009 in Video Games

Bank robbery with nerf guns is now my favorite idea.

"PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP." *Pwof*

Response to: People don't understand Pokémon Posted June 9th, 2009 in Video Games

At 6/9/09 01:29 PM, JoeMorrisNG wrote: BUURP
I sense mis-spellings of the word 'Pokémon' nearby...

Maybe we see it as kiddy because of the retarded 8 year olds who whine about the é and post things like BUURP, while masturbating to mew hentai.

I liked pokemon crystal
Response to: Let's play the character game, Posted June 9th, 2009 in Video Games

Speedy little fucker with the typical badass/wimp helper characters

Big Boss

Response to: Balanced games = shit Posted June 9th, 2009 in Video Games

Teamkilling is fucking funny on Cod4. Even better is standing infront of snipers so they have to shoot you and they get punished

Response to: Balanced games = shit Posted June 9th, 2009 in Video Games

Except games with a Multiplayer feature. No one likes dying 300 times because theres someone under the map.

Fucking Roundhouse
Response to: What should i buy? Posted June 9th, 2009 in Video Games

At 6/9/09 08:52 AM, Jerich0 wrote:

buy starcraft:battle chest!!!
buy warcraft:battle chest

I have spent so much fucking time in Warcraft 3 you wouldnt even believe. The custom games community is the best ive ever seen in a video game. People make really sweet games with custom skins and everything. Best $20 bucks on an old game ive spent

Response to: Looks like someone tried to break.. Posted May 31st, 2009 in General

Fucking people. They give a bad name to black people and advance stereotypes.

Response to: This wasn't strange at all Posted May 31st, 2009 in General

She was stoned and recognized your dog as similar to one of her friends. End thread

Response to: If you can Hack Newgrounds... Posted May 31st, 2009 in General

De-Admin Tom. Admin everyone else

Response to: Scarriest shit ever. Posted May 31st, 2009 in General

Sometimes i will be awake and get some weird falling feeling even though im not close to the edge of the bed. One day i bounced, and everytime i wake up grabbing at everything to hold myself up.

I honestly think I crouch and fall in my sleep

Response to: I MS painted what pisses me off Posted May 31st, 2009 in General

Never do anything like this ever again. Ever.

Response to: Different dialects, anyone? Posted May 31st, 2009 in General

Cockney Rhyming Slang, look it up you 3 by 2

Response to: Anime Sucks Posted May 31st, 2009 in General

At 5/30/09 10:35 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Ah yes, and our sitcoms with rehashed characters and predictable plots are ineffably superior.

I have never seen someone dress as Jerry Seinfeld around town doing the slap bass sound while masturbating to Elaine. Anime however...

Response to: Tankmen Script Posted May 31st, 2009 in General

At 5/31/09 12:53 AM, sonickles wrote: fine, fuck you, fuck this, could a mod please lock this thread.

Better call the WAAAAAMBULANCE because Mr. DumbFuck couldn't get what he wanted.

Response to: Women used baby as weapon at cop. Posted May 31st, 2009 in General

At 5/30/09 01:14 PM, The-Omnipresence wrote: I guess she learned that on the battlefield, anything can be used as a weapon.

Green Berets are trained to throw puppies as well as babies