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My friend gets the colors changed everytime. Black and Orange for Halloween, Green and Red for christmas, theres a couple others but i cant remember. Black looks like you have something caught in your teeth though

Joe Jonas is the king of rock not elvis.

Its better than Late Night With Jimmy Fallon. Its like watching someone drown on live TV.

All of the guests have to do the jokes for him basically.

Two Kings Dead:

King Of Pop
King of Infomercials

France. Its so minimalist, its just a white flag

Fuck you france

Make sure that she has cold water, now that it is summer. If she is drinking alot and shaking, she may have kidney problems. Get her checked up at the vet. If there is something wrong and it is fixed early it is better than finding out later.

This may be disturbing the peace or inciting a riot, since they are doing it to get a rise out of people.

You are scizophrenic. Many people suffering from this illness believe they are above everyone or immortal. I suggest you get psychiatric help/an assessment.

Watch television.

Just throwing it out there, Coca and Poppies are plants and used as drugs. Salvia too.

God Damn, these people are persistent.

Boy do I hate becoming a man. Also, you are gonna get banned.

At 6/26/09 10:11 PM, BringMeTheDarkness wrote: You obviously are not aware of the number of people who do weed for meditative purposes nor are you aware of the AMA report on the medical uses of marijuana. Go look it up if you want to.

Yes, but how many on this forum, or let alone, how many people total. I guarantee that there are less than 500k in the US.

You mean you got the same thing back and now you are getting pissed off? Really, don't get into prank wars if you are an easily pissed off bitch. Calm down, it was all in good fun, and think of a way to get him back again.

He's probably being a cunt since the only semblance of control he has on you is limiting your connection with his daughter. He probably knows you could kick his ass, so he treats you as an ass until you snap and hurt him or leave his daughter and he will feel like the bigger man and think his girl learned a lesson.

Well, I think you would know from your neighbours or hear a tornado or thunderstorm. They are useful but come on, just have them crawl across the bottom like CNN. Fuck replacing the entire show.

At 6/22/09 03:54 PM, zee666 wrote:

At 6/22/09 03:50 PM, Eggys wrote: You must express your actions through emotions, not words.

Eggys' right, and the appropriate action is shit on her chest, trust me she'll stay with you forever if you do that!

Hot Carls are like diamonds.

Ew.

At 6/22/09 03:19 PM, lolwutdafuk wrote: (like the other night, he wanted to stay in and play some xbox game for 5 hours with another friend of ours).

I like this line because it implies that hanging out with another friend instead of smoking dope with you makes him a loser. Honestly, just pay someone to go to his house and give him the dope back, "Oh hey, mrs. X, I just wanted to give Robert back some weed he gave me, Is that okay?"

What do you mean the timeline is hard to use? You can't fucking tell the very obviously labeled frames or what? Does this motherfucker not know how to read?

I know for a fact that they alltogether are worth at least 1200$. If nobody buys them that just means that the cards might not be in proper condition and you are a little faggot and shouldn't be on newgrounds asking for Pokemon Cards advice.

At 6/18/09 07:21 PM, Aigis wrote:

At 6/18/09 07:14 PM, dillon1441 wrote: i thought that was pretty neat, and that several of the actors play 2 characters, like moe, the bartender, plays apu, the quiki mart manager

That's Hank Azaria, he plays about 20 different characters on the show.

Dan Castellaneta, the voice of Homer, also plays around 15 characters.

Actually, Yeardly Smith, the voice of Lisa, is the only one who plays only one character. The rest all play quite a decent amount of parts.

Wasn't the episode where Homer breaks his jaw related to Hank Azaria breaking his jaw?

I thought Hank did Homers voice actually.

At 6/18/09 03:28 AM, Elios wrote:

At 6/18/09 03:24 AM, AwesomeX wrote: Wait a minute. Its not counting it as a medal. What in the fuck?

Did you leave the harmonica on the K key for two hours? Because after the hour is up, you have 3 seconds to let go of the key.

The space bar one. I even clicked the click here to claim the medal.

I don't like buying DLC that becomes obsolete within a couple of months. Especially since MW2 is coming out November

Sometimes I give people online free trials that I have lying around. Gave my friend who couldn't afford it a free month courtesy of GTA IV

Louis portrays a racist stereotype therefore I have a love/hate relationship with him

THE SPY.

Wait a minute. Its not counting it as a medal. What in the fuck?

You mean like the already existing NG MAG?

When i saw n! I thought of that calculator button.

I can feel it coming in the air tonight
Oh Lord
Ive been waiting for this moment for all my life
oh lord
Can you feel it coming in the air tonight?
Oh lord
Oh Lord
Well if you told me you were drowning,
I would not lend a hand
I have seen your face before my friend
But i dont know if you know who I am
Well I was there and I saw what you did
I saw it with my own two eyes
So you can wipe off the grin
I know where you've been
It's all been a pack of lies
And I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord
I can feel it in the air tonight, oh Lord
Oh Lord
And I've been waiting for this moment all my life, oh Lord
Oh Lord

Well, I remember
I remember, don't worry
How could I ever forget the first time
The last time we ever met
But I know the reason why you keep your silence up
No, you don't fool me
The hurt doesn't show, but the pain still grows
It's no stranger to you or me

And I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
I've been waiting for this moment all my life, oh Lord
I can feel it in the air tonight, oh Lord
I've been waiting for this moment all my life, oh Lord

At 6/17/09 11:57 PM, The-One-Banana wrote: SAVE THE BACTERIA; THEY ARE LIVING ORGANISMS

DON'T USE SOAP

We might be able to get rid of them through some sort of disease if we try this.

Can someone send them a memo or something that soap that kills living bacteria is WRONG.

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