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YEah goshz you dumb bass!

I have to say I am surprised special ed teachers let their students go on newgrounds, let alone use flash.

At 7/10/09 02:51 PM, 2114 wrote: Saving Private Ryan (1998) - Among Spielberg's(my favorite director mind you) worst. Boring, predictable, and pointless. It's 2 hours of dialogue that's been done before in all these 'oh I have a family oh I don't want to die in the war' soldier account war movies followed by 1 hour of shit blowing up.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

That's like saying romeo and juliet was just "oh I love you, oh we can't be together though"

Attention. Being a dick in public gets you quite a bit of it.

You crazy humens sure do love the smoothys by this Jakson guy.

Learn to spell you fucking asshatted piece of garbage

There was a thread about this yesterday, but new video. Oh my god. You rage, you lose.

A toaster with an etch-a-sketch on top is not a computer.

128mb of ram? Wtf can that even do besides start up after 30 minutes.

Happy 22nd birthday! Have a great day and a better year then the rest.

For it will be your last

Its a win loss fight, there are so many variables based on how good they are feeling, stamina, mentality, that any fight could go either way. He just wasnt lucky.

I want a tattoo of a swastika of dicks making up a portion of another swastika. So it is a swastika of swastikas made of dicks.

Buy a blank faceplate and get to making an NG one for my Ecksbawks.

One day Wade burnt my house down while standing on a pile of all my dead pets as a child and raping my father. That curly headed fuck.

I want to wake up with Bruce Campbell saying quotations from his movies while feeding me cheesecake and bacon. One day i shall hire him. One day.

At 7/5/09 11:39 PM, Kev-o wrote:

At 7/5/09 08:43 PM, Akkryls wrote:

Just saying, if you haven't totally thought a tattoo through and know that you're going to love it for the rest of your life, and you're still going to get it... It isn't thought out well...

Nice assumption, prick... Yeah, I just insulted you back...

The whole point of getting the tattoo is to express my commitment to the anarchist movement.
It's plenty well thought out.

I AM AN ANARCHIST. I DONT WANT A GOVERNMENT OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. I WANT TO BE FREE. I AM EDGY BECAUSE I AM DIFFERENT FROM ALL YOU SHEEPLE. Boy, nothing says anarchy than getting a tattoo of it on your arm, just like everybody else.

By the way, once you need the government to support your ass or you realize that if this were an anarchist world, someone would have probably looted and burned your house down, you might reconsider.

There was a guy who got "Pint of Stella" on his hand so he could hold it up in a crowded pub instead of screaming at the barmaid.

If i put a pair of tits on a TV screen and said, "Visit Sprite.Com for more." They would get 100 million hits overnight.
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At 7/5/09 09:47 PM, Kingturkey wrote: Oligarchy FTW. Screw this "people have the right to vote" bullshit, the people don't know how to run a fucking fast food restaurant, never mind a COUNTRY. Leave government to a few highly-privileged and highly-educated individuals, and let everyone else do as they say. I guarantee, the country will be back on it's feet and running great in no time.

But we usually vote for those same highly priviledged and educated individuals anyway, as they are born and bred to be presidents and whatnot.

You start out life as a child, you are not allowed to do anything, and you go to school

Then you begin highschool. Now you are marginally more free, but that freedom comes with the price of responsibility to earn money for schooling/bullshit

then you go into college, there are many things here that you wont like, but you have to go to it to get a good job, to pay off the college debts and have things you want

Then, you might meet someone/marry/have kids. Now you will work at a job where you see the family that loves and doesnt appreciate you to fund the same family, and pay the bills, as well as the debt you have built up.

Then you get old and life sucks, as it is the same as childhood without the school.

Then you die.

And know that no matter what you do, who you know, what you say or hear, won't matter. In 1000 years noone will remember our culture or how big we made in history. We just fill in time's blanks, just tools.

I can see them used in hostage situations or crowd control. But in a firefight? God no.

Appear offline. Ding! No more being ninjad

Sorry, but the original was something like "Malware? In my computer?"

LOOK AT HOW EDGY I AM EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME.

Caps?

Oh thats my girlfriend Palmela Handersons sister.

At 7/3/09 03:55 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:

At 7/3/09 03:52 PM, DonDuDonDon wrote: Ironic if what she found was 2girls1cup...

No. NOT FUCKING IRONIC.

THIS IS IRONY, LEAN SOME FUCKING ENGLISH, PLEASE.

Boy, I do enjoy leaning on british people.

IE7 can still hide your browsing history and whatnot, you just have to do it manually, so if you aren't a lazy asshole you don't need any new features.

At 6/30/09 08:38 PM, Cybersief wrote:
Oh... My... God... I am scared for life. Is that what a goatse is? EWW! What the fuck dude?! UGHhanhidsfawe... I fucking hate you! My god... I'm gonna throw up...

Wow, you're a little bitch.

Pussy

Oh my, this couldve been at least a semidecent thread.

C'mon guys, mexicans don't own cameras.

At 6/30/09 08:29 PM, jinxworld70 wrote:

At 6/30/09 08:27 PM, Blizzaine wrote: amidoinitrite?

no.

Yes.

Who counterfeits one dollar bills? Anybody who counterfeits or steals an amount that you can FIND on the ground is a chump. Honestly, 50s 20s hell even 10s and 5s but 1 dollar?

Skechers.

Air Force Ones