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Response to: Why Newgrounds Chat Isn't Here... Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

You cant link in the chat to somewhere like Youtube or a News story?

Thats fucking gay.

Response to: Terrible, Terrible Rap Songs Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

At 8/27/09 04:27 PM, chubbthehippo wrote:
At 8/27/09 04:24 PM, AwesomeX wrote: what other terrible rap songs there could be, bonus if you post the lyrics as well.
How can we post the lyrics of every single rap song, we only get 8000 characters!

I mean was that are ESPECIALLY terrible, like Reh-Dogg

Response to: Customizable gun! Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

At 8/7/09 10:36 AM, OwnageGiy223 wrote:
At 8/7/09 10:33 AM, killa9512 wrote: Here one.
That guns about as useful as using a toothpick to defend your self when someone is holding a knife up to you.

Except you wouldn't use it for close range, bud.

By the time that fucker pulls the knife hell be dead.

Response to: Name Changing Day Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

I wanted the name Hitler, since the user has been inactive but Wade didnt hit me back

Terrible, Terrible Rap Songs Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

Hey Ng, I just heard this wonderous rap ballad from canadian rapper Chuggo and was wondering what other terrible rap songs there could be, bonus if you post the lyrics as well.

Response to: Fred no longer number one Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

I honestly would not be surprised or unhappy if he killed himself.

Response to: sonics halloween costtume 3 Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

At 8/27/09 04:07 PM, awesomebad wrote: Probably not a very good idea considering the following:

i'm talking about the FLASH! look at it on newgrounds

You do realize that there is a quote button right? Right?!

Response to: Wouldn't Satan be the good guy? Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

Hell is just a way to get you to believe in religion.

"If you don't believe you will be tortured for eternity"

It just guilt trips you, and goes all Pascals Wager.

Response to: Anyone else like the Gorillaz? Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

At 8/27/09 03:27 PM, Sekhem wrote: i really only like their collabs with del tha funkee homosapien

i couldn't care less for that dude from blur and the rest of em

Yeah, I like the sunshine in a bag with del.

Or is it called Clint Eastwood? I can never remember.
Response to: Sunflower seeds, or Pistachios Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

Spicy dusty pistachios are the bomb

Response to: light bulbs Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

At 8/26/09 07:50 PM, DefinitelyNotAnAlt wrote:
At 8/26/09 07:48 PM, Brass wrote: Blew my mind bro
Literally

That's my msn display, the personal message is something like Head asplode or something.

Response to: what is the point of medals Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

It's just like achievements for Xbox 360, you try to get them to add challenge and whatnot to the game. They add additional reason to play once youve finished the game.

Response to: Stupidest things they say in games! Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

Summon more ziggurats, build more farms, you require additional pylons, summon more overlords.

They are all fucking annoying after hearing them

Hey! Listen!
Response to: Canadian Study Shows... Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

Heres a way to escape slow, stupid zombies: Walk faster. When resting, head to a place where a ladder is needed and pull it up behind you. Done.

Response to: Time Travel. Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

At 8/27/09 12:23 AM, Samen wrote: If that's true, I'd start making realities until I made one populated entirely by nymphomaniacal women.

They would bone eachother though. Since if they are nymphomaniacal they do care who they get it from.

Response to: School shower problem Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

Ah, I see, he meant worried about not getting one. That one little word would have made you not seem like a pretentious douchebag.

Response to: School shower problem Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

At 8/27/09 12:04 AM, ChemicalReaper wrote:
At 8/26/09 11:54 PM, AHintofMoonlight wrote:
...the only guy that worries about getting a boner with naked guys around, is a gay/bisexual one.

The only guy who worries about getting a boner with naked girls around is also a gay one.

I...what?

Response to: could someone Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

Yeah newgrounds! Let's get back at her for doing something that the OP won't say to someone we don't know!

Hint: You should get over it.
Response to: inglourious basterds Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

At 8/23/09 12:16 AM, gr8job wrote:
At 8/23/09 12:12 AM, Genocide wrote: there is already a thread
yep, i did use the search bar. but i didn't bump that one, wanna know why? cause i wanted to make my own after seeing the movie.

but, you sure showed me that you superior to me in every way. yes you did.

I don't think by linking to the original, better thread, he meant that he was better. Why bother making a new one anyway?

Response to: Whos was the greatest Leader Posted August 27th, 2009 in Politics

In terms of conquest and control, Genghis, Alexander, and Hitler did a good job.

Response to: School shower problem Posted August 26th, 2009 in General

Maybe don't turn around and show your dick off?

Seeing as there are usually small walls and you are up against a wall, don't worry.

Also, just don't shower if you are that nervous.

Response to: Youtube Suggestions Posted August 26th, 2009 in General

Jesus is just alright, nothin' special.

Youtube Suggestions

Response to: For Those Who Played The Snes Posted August 26th, 2009 in Video Games

I read the title and didn't read it as S.N.E.S but as sness. I shudder to think of me turning into "that guy".

Let's Play Starcraft! Posted August 26th, 2009 in Video Games

Hey there NG, I know you all love this classic and awesome game, so cmon and play on Battle.net, and get a taste of '98.

Post your Battlenet username in here, and go to the chat channel NG.

Response to: This is why you're fat Posted August 26th, 2009 in General

Fuck I love that site. God yes.

Response to: my dog keeps farting Posted August 23rd, 2009 in General

Did I miss something here? Is there actually something we can discuss here or what?

BONUS: NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR DOG
Response to: Whos was the greatest Leader Posted August 23rd, 2009 in Politics

I would imagine keeping an empire that the rest of the world has united against is a fair bit difficult.

Response to: I hate you and your snot nosed brat Posted August 23rd, 2009 in General

Rage like you've never raged before, Funk.

Response to: Why All The Hate? Posted August 23rd, 2009 in General

"Hey guys, look at me, I am posting while stoned, hahahahaha, look how funny and awesome I am that I need to tell everyone, pay attention to me!"

Response to: Whos was the greatest Leader Posted August 23rd, 2009 in Politics

I think Hitler was the best or one of the best leaders ever. He was a good enough strategist to take over much of Europe, as well, he also got enough people to think his way to end up exterminating almost an entire race. He was a great leader, even if he led people to do something unethical.