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Response to: We've done it. We've cured cancer. Posted May 16th, 2009 in General

Isnt that 50000 dollars?

WTF. Why should we have to pay for our lives to be saved. Doesnt it make sense that if people are alive they are making the government money anyway so it shouldnt have a price

Response to: Newgrounds Sig Makers Posted May 16th, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

Can someone make me a sig with a whole bunch of USSR stuff in it. Maybe the kremlin and the logo, and the motto? Proletarii vsekh stran, soyedinyaytes'!)
Preferably with my name somewhere too.
Thanks!

Response to: What finger do you scroll with? Posted May 16th, 2009 in General

Middle. But it also moves to hit the right mouse button

Response to: FML Posted May 16th, 2009 in General

Forget the dog. You should have ate your parents, her, the lawn, and the car in some yummy metal-human burrito

Response to: What is the worst video game movie? Posted May 16th, 2009 in General

2 words: UWE BOLL. FUCK YOU.

Response to: xbox shoes?! Posted May 16th, 2009 in General

On par with Air Force ones of scale of ugliness.
I saw some kid in an xbox sweater. Honestly its a game system not a fucking skateboard company or clothing store you cocks

Response to: Windows 7 RC Posted May 16th, 2009 in General

Windows 7? Is that after Vista. Because if i have to fuckin' upgrade i swear to god bill gate's gonna get my foot up his ass

Response to: ( Attempt ) To Draw Your Ng Persona Posted May 16th, 2009 in General

I was gonna MS paint a vagina. To show that i am a cunt, but i dont feel like it. So imagine there is a shitty drawing of a vag under my post

Response to: fashion quirks that suck. Posted May 16th, 2009 in General

I know someone who has to wear tinted glasses though, because the light gives him headaches.

People who wear one fucking glove. As if dressing like an emo and cutting yourself makes you cool

Response to: Why can't you people flush? Posted May 16th, 2009 in General

Sometimes it's because you want to be a complete asshole. Or you dont like whoever cleans the bathrooms.
I flush most of the time though

Response to: I just went Paint Balling Posted May 16th, 2009 in General

Paintball, and airsoft and all that shit is just as stupid as when you played war games when you were 7.

Response to: eyelovepoozy = bigbadron Posted May 16th, 2009 in General

I dont know. BBR generated extreme butthurt when he closed and banned the MS Paint Brawl thing.
It was like if someone could harness the energy of the sun and convert it to butthurt

Response to: A new console in its way! Posted May 15th, 2009 in General

Holy fuck. That ping pong is realistic. I just hope it can match the Odyssey in its graphics.

A new console in its way!

Response to: Math help. Posted May 13th, 2009 in General

When stuff like H is beside E dont you have to multiply?meaning if H=2 E=3 it would be 2x3+2x3+2x3+2x3=24? and A=12?

Response to: "girly guys" Posted May 13th, 2009 in General

Fuck all of you and your stereotypes and questions about how girly you are. I eat sharks and shit beards

Response to: My Brother and the God Delusion! Posted May 13th, 2009 in General

Why do you put "God Delusion" in quotes but not "The Bible" Don' you think that that is intolerant and biased?

Response to: How to go to hell!!! Posted May 8th, 2009 in General

Wow, looks like something i did about runescape on piczo when i was 8

Response to: Hacker hacks me, buys subscription, Posted May 8th, 2009 in General

Hacking is illegal good sir.

Response to: What do you have to lose? Posted May 5th, 2009 in General

Take a vote with the world whether to open or not, if actually a billion dollar, take 50% and share the rest. I am the only one who loses if it explodes.

Response to: *sigh* ...why can't I be a mod? Posted May 4th, 2009 in General

You're an 09er and you are stupid, piece it together

Response to: Best Uncooked Foods Posted April 17th, 2009 in General

At 4/17/09 04:58 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Ice Cream.

Because when it's cooked it's awful.

Deep frying counts as cooking, and deep fried icecream with cinnamon kicks ass.

Response to: Show NG your toys! Posted March 29th, 2009 in General

I read your name as Fleshwarrior, which changed the topic completely

Response to: I Just Totally Fucked Up...! Posted February 27th, 2009 in General

How did frying burgers catch fire? I dont think thats physically possible, unless you put alot of oil or something on the pan so it wouldnt stick then left the room like a jackass...

Response to: Eat beef and shut the fuck up Posted February 15th, 2009 in General

did you ever think that we just found a way to kill things more efficiently than the other animals?

Or that, hey, if the chickens could kill us, THEY FUCKING WOULD

Response to: Newgrounds Sig Makers Posted January 23rd, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

Wow! Thanks i love it.

Response to: Newgrounds Sig Makers Posted January 23rd, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

Can someone make me a sig? Please. this is like the fourth time. I am past the point of caring, i just need a new one

Response to: Cousin made An Incredible Song! Posted January 21st, 2009 in General

A little update, I told him that i advertised and he wasnt happy, but whatever. He can suck it.

Response to: Cousin made An Incredible Song! Posted January 21st, 2009 in General

Hey guys, i didnt mean to straight pimp it. Im looking for a bit of critique, as nobody reviews anymore, and he doesnt frequent here much.

Response to: Audio Advertisements! Posted January 21st, 2009 in Audio

Just wanted to pimp my cousins song, its new and its really melodic, rammstein ish with a bit of Classic undertones.
Kellexx- The Memories

Cousin made An Incredible Song! Posted January 21st, 2009 in General

You guys may remember me raving avout my cousins new site a while back(www.ball-breaker.com) and that he had a bit of talent at making people sound like jackasses.
Apperently, he can make songs sound good. Now i know this isnt the place to rave about music, but i figured you guys might like it, as many of you like metal, and general rock.

So feel free to check it out. Also, his flashes are funny. Watch Gore.

Kelexx - The Memories