Autodidacticism for the win.

1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)

Dry.

2. Are you circumcised?

Yes.

3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain

Paper towel.

4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never

Never.

5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

Sometimes.

6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain

Daily.

7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

Always.

8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never

Sometimes.

9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?

No.

10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night

Night.

I sit on my pillow.

Am I adopted?

At 6/26/08 03:24 PM, putzpie wrote:

so how far did you guys get, and how fucked up is this shit <_<

I got to sloppy seconds.

It turned me on.

At 6/26/08 02:36 PM, butters757 wrote:

At 6/26/08 12:41 PM, andy70707 wrote: Lawl!
(click customize and use this URL: http://www.toufee.com/image.php?id=c160d f4fa1efac75bee10e3725b4b2fd.jpg&img=0)

TY for image

Videogame...

Sergei Vasilievich Rachmaninoff

You can call him Rocky.

I dropped an A-Bomb.

At 5/12/08 06:30 PM, Fyndir wrote: Yeah, it's not like they'll learn that they get punished when they do bad things or anything.

No way, that would be crazy talk. =O

No, actually they probably won't.

Do you realize that you're advocating child abuse in order to solve psychological problems? Do you see the insanity of such a proposal. It's parents who take advice from idiots and quacks like yourself who are the cause of such bad behavior.

At 5/12/08 06:25 PM, VitalNovix wrote: I mean cmon, a weekend without video games? Did you see what he did to the car! Jesus, plus the grandmother was talking about beating him, covering her ass by saying she wouldnt do it. We all know she did.

I wouldn't be surprised if she beat him before this incident. Children aren't just born evil, and beating them more just won't help. The kid probably needs psychological help.

0:27 is fucking hilarious:

I yank. yank, yanked.. the THING.

Someone should make a loop of that.

At 5/12/08 05:57 PM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote: oh and did i mention that all my profit is in cash? no goverment!

That's the fucking spirit!

Hong Kong.

At 5/12/08 05:53 PM, evilfluffmonger wrote: Why, oh dear.

Insensitivity is fun.

Obv.

At 5/12/08 05:32 PM, T-N-T wrote: He's made of Iron, and he's a man. What else could be more exciting?!

What the hell do you think?

At 5/12/08 05:20 PM, Hybrid-Of-Souls wrote:

"dont lean with it when the trains coming"

I'm sorry, what?

He's talking about this video.

What if I said that "pretty" (hint: subjective) "people" (too abstracted and general; be more specific) aren't "assholes"? Are you just stating an opinion, or do you think that it's objectively true that "pretty people" are "assholes"? If the former, than why are you asking us why this is so? It's just your opinion, so the reasons are entirely up to you. If the latter, well, prove it.

I just don't know what to say to you people.

The vagueness of this thread confounds me. What are we supposed to discuss? Are we supposed to discuss how humans are "disgusting"? What specific event led you to believe that "humans" (hint: too abstracted; too general) are "disgusting"?

Do you know the full name of this guy? I want to see if I can find some news articles.

Morbid curiosity.

Really sorry.

Can you link us to the video?

At 5/12/08 04:26 PM, arykT wrote: He looks like a polar bear.

That would be awesome if he was a polar bear.

At 5/12/08 04:25 PM, keldoclock wrote:

At 5/12/08 04:21 PM, AwesomeSauce wrote: What are you whining about? Can you give specific examples?

Yes. go to General, mouse over Angryfaic for a while, making sure to turn your speakers/ headphones on full.

If you meant Randy, then sorry.

Talking to Rudy.

What are you whining about? Can you give specific examples?

Shooped.

At 5/12/08 12:30 PM, Scrotaculous wrote: Please try this picture. All of them work awesome with it, but posting the results lessens the comedic value.

Baby Barack.

What's that, sonny?! Speak up!

The 20th century was shit. I refuse to talk about it.

I disagree.

God dammit.