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I'm not sure if this will keep you awake but, maybe you'll be so filled with excitement that it just might work!
Get a bunch of friends over and have them in the same room as your half-deaf sister, and pretend to say a joke right in front of her face. After get your friends to pretend to laugh. Leave the room knowing that your sister didn't/couldn't hear a thing!