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So me and my girlfriend were wondering around the mall all day. We had nothing better to do. We were coming out of FYE when some guy comes up to us and gives us some coupons for Books-A-Million. Maddy (my gf) and I have a love for reading so we walked in. We looked everywhere for this book Maddy really wanted (which I can't remember the name of). We asked the people at the desk if they had it. She gave us a side-ways look and said something like, "Are you sure?" Perplexed by the ladies remark we slowly answered, "Yes."
She gave us this address to some obscure part of town. It probably wasn't the best place to be. But Maddy gave me this look and I just had to take her.
We drove over there and knocked on the door. Then we heard a voice from inside say, "What is the name of the night?" We were shocked by the voice. Maddy gave me that look again so I thought up the only answer I could... "Vesper" I said (I know a little Latin).
A little old man opened the door and gave us the book. Then and there we opened the book. On the first page underneath the title of the book was written, "The Game".

:P

God bless you.... My heart breaks for those who are lost. That's why I'm out in the streets.

After 77 views I hope this has changed peoples lives.

Trust sharing the gospel! :D

I don't really get on this site anymore... I received a message that really got to me. Here it is. Enjoy.

To find out if you need God, you must ask yourself some very important questions.

Are you a good person... by God's standards?

And if so... are you good enough to go to heaven?

This test is designed to answer 2 questions:
Are you a good person according to God's standards?
And if so, are you good enough to go to heaven?

NOTE: Some questions are scored as a group, and others are
scored separately. The questions may appear out of numerical order.

1. Have you ever told a lie?
YOUR SCORE ON QUESTION #1:
The Ninth of the Ten Commandments is "You shall not lie." Telling just one lie, according to God's standards, makes you a "liar." In Revelation 21:8, God says, "...all liars, shall have their part in the lake of fire..."

7. Have you ever looked at someone and had lustful thoughts?
YOUR SCORE ON QUESTION #7:
The Seventh of the Ten Commandments is "You shall not commit adultery." If you've ever looked at another person with lustful thoughts, according to God's standards, that makes you an "adulterer." Jesus said, "You have heard it said, You shall not commit adultery: But I say to you, that whoever looks on a woman to lust after her has committed adultery with her already in his heart." (Matthew 5:28) In 1 Corinthians 6:9-10, God says that no adulterers "...shall inherit the kingdom of God."

5. Have you ever used "God," "Jesus," or "Christ," as a curse word? (Example: "Oh my G-d!")
YOUR SCORE ON QUESTION #5:
The Third of the Ten Commandments is "You shall not take the name of the Lord in vain." If you've every used the name "God," "Jesus," or "Christ" as a curse word, what you've done is take the name of the God who gave you life, and you've used it as if it were a "four-letter" filth word to express disgust. That offense is called "blasphemy," and according to God's standards, you are a "blasphemer." In Leviticus 24:16 , God says, "he that blasphemes the name of the LORD, shall surely be put to death..."

4. Have you ever stolen anything (no matter how small)?
YOUR SCORE ON QUESTION #4:
The Eighth of the Ten Commandments is "You shall not steal." Stealing just one thing (regardless of it's size or monetary value), according to God's standards, makes you a "thief." In 1 Corinthians 6:10, God says, "No thieves... ...shall inherit the kingdom of God."

8. Have you ever broken the first Commandment?
YOUR SCORE ON QUESTION #8:
The First of the Ten Commandments is "You shall have no other gods before me." That means that we should love God with all of our heart, mind, soul and strength. The Bible tells us that no one has kept this commandment (see Psalm 14:2-3) -- if you said you had, you have also broken the 9th Commandment by lying.

2. Have you given money to charity?
3. Have you gone to church regularly?
6. Have you made it a practice to read the Bible regularly?
YOUR SCORE ON QUESTIONS #2, #3, and #6:
Giving money to charity, going to church, and reading the Bible are all good activities--but none of them impress God. The Bible says, "and all our righteous acts are like filthy rags; we all shrivel up like a leaf, and like the wind our sins sweep us away." (Isaiah 64:6) That means, all our "righteous acts" -- these "good deeds" that questions 2, 3 and 6 asked about -- can never make up for the fact that we've broken God's Holy Commandments. Think of it this way. If a person was guilty of a serious crime... such as murder... but he gave money to charity, does that make up for his crime? No. The person's crime hasn't been paid for because he gave money to charity. This "good deed" will mean nothing to the judge when he passes sentence. The murder must still be punished.

RESULT:
This test showed you how you stand up when judged by just five of God's Ten Commandments. So, if God judges you by that standard would you be innocent or guilty of breaking His Commandments?

You would be guilty.

Do you think you would go to Heaven or Hell?

You would go to Hell.

Does the fact that you're
headed for Hell concern you?

It should concern you.

It should concern you. Would you sell one of your eyes for a million dollars? How about both eyes for ten million? No one in their right mind would! Your eyes are precious to you... but they are only a "window" for your soul. Your soul (your inner being, your life, your personality) looks out through those eyes. Consider how precious your eyes are... then realize that Jesus said that Hell is so horrible that you would be better off tearing out your own eyes than ending up there for all eternity (Mark 9:43-48).

Do you know what God did so that you wouldn't have to spend eternity in Hell?

Think of it this way... Imagine you're in a courtroom again, you're guilty of many serious crimes. The judge says, "It's a fine of $500,000, or prison." You don't have anywhere near that amount of money, so the bailiff begins to walk you out of the courtroom when someone you don't even know appears. He runs up to the judge with a check and says, "I've paid the fine for you." Now that the fine has been paid, the law no longer has any hold on you. You're free -- because of the gift you were given.

This is what God did for you by sending Jesus to die on the cross in your place. So that you wouldn't have to go to Hell, God sent his only Son, Jesus, to die on the cross -- suffering the punishment that justice demands. Then He rose from the grave, forever defeating death! The Bible tells us, "For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth on Him, shall not perish, but have everlasting life." (John 3:16) If you will repent of your sins and put your trust in Jesus, God says he will forgive all your sins and grant you the gift of everlasting life. Just like the court case we just talked about, if you repent (that means to confess and forsake your sins) and put your trust in Jesus, then you will not have to suffer God's justice in Hell because the payment for your crimes was made by Jesus on the cross.

If you're not sure what to pray, read Psalm 51, and make it a model for your prayer. The words are not "magical," what God cares about is the attitude of your heart. When you pray, it should sound something like this, "Dear God, I repent of all my sins, such as (name them). I put my trust in Jesus Christ as Lord (to say Jesus is your Lord means you are now making Jesus the master over your life) and Savior. Forgive me and grant me your gift of everlasting life. In Jesus' name I pray. Amen."

Now read your Bible daily, and obey what you read. God will never let you down.

What should you read? We suggest that you start in the book named "John," and then read the one named "Romans." Whatever you decide to read, make sure you read every day.

We now suggest that you read "Save Yourself Some Pain" which contains 10 very important steps for new and growing Christians.

God bless,
Cody Crabtree
www.GodisMyMight.US

This is blasphemy. And offensive.

Seriously, this guy is a jerk. I don't like what he said to Maddy. He's lucky I don't know him personally.

I don't see how anyone thinks this is funny. It's not. I wrote on his wall as Cody Crabtree. He's a freak.

At 2/15/11 05:23 PM, Scarface wrote:

At 2/15/11 05:22 PM, Cootie wrote: Newgrounds is not your personal army.

Yeah, go to 4chan, they'll ruin that guys life.

If you're serious can you link me to them?

Can I ask you guys to report this guy? He's gone too far. He made a fake account claiming to be a suicide bomber which is not funny. But that's not the worst of it. He said something that sounded like he was going to rape Maddy (my girlfriend.) His name is Mohamed Ahmed and here's a link to his profile:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1 00002086627468
I'm asking as many people as I can so that Facebook might actually do something about it. This isn't funny, it's racist and scared Maddy very much. If I knew where this guy lived I'd take care of it, but unfortunately I don't.

I've been looking and I already seen the handful of good short animations. I'm looking for something like the ones posted above. I need some suggestions. I've looked through serious shorts and comedy, but I can't find anything worth my time that I haven't already seen.

The best insults are said by a man at the Renaissance Festival... you know... the one holding the sign that says: "Insults $5".
He says some funny stuff, but not many people are so bold as to approach him.

Does anyone know where I can find good short animations like The Lady and the Reaper or Get Out? I've been looking around.
It doesn't have to be professional or anything... it can be something on Newgrounds, as long as it's good I'm happy with it.

If I get a NG Shot Glass I'll go....

What sort of program do professionals use to make animated films. I don't mean any crappy animated films I mean films like The Lady and the Reaper.
*Yes that's a link and no it's not in Spanish.
In all honesty I would be surprised to find that they use Adobe Flash Professional for more than just learning the basics.
Also, I'm looking into going into college for film and is there anyway I can get that or a similar program free for educational purposes? If not I'll try to come up with the money... any program will do really....

How do I get my flash movie to only play on my domain?

I found a funny one!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEVfREVGc aY

At 10/17/09 04:42 PM, Cubone wrote: yeah type in ghost in youtube

shits spooky man, fuck

What the fuck is youtube???

At 10/17/09 04:40 PM, Chimp-eat-me wrote: 2 girls 1 cup...

unless you the kind that jacks off on dead animals

Never seen it... Never will...
Not scary nasty...

I've wasted my time on the internet. I'm trying to find a story or video that's actually scary. I don't want to sleep for weeks. Can anyone help me out?

At 8/29/09 04:52 PM, MemoryCard wrote: ....why doesn't he carve it into a rock? What a silly head.

DOOD!!! I gotta catch up with him and tell him that!!!

At 8/29/09 04:49 PM, InDuStRiEl wrote: About $3.

Well, that's how much I would pay.

I've heard some story on CNN that someone was selling a grilled cheese with a bite taken out of it for a shit-load of money, so I just don't know...

My sister's boy friend said he was going to look for a rock that looked like the virgin Mary. How much would people pay for something like that.

I have multiple sounds in my flash...

cmusic = new Sound(this);
cmusic.attachSound("creditmusic");

tv = new Sound(this);
tv.attachSound("static");

screw = new Sound(this);
screw.attachSound("you");

ass = new Sound(this);
ass.attachSound("hole");

But I need a code that will control the volume for one of those sounds. I already tried:

screw.start(0, 0);
screw.setVolume(100);

And...

screw.start(0, 0);
screw.volume = 100;

But that controls all of the sounds.

At 5/25/09 09:50 PM, johnfn wrote: (The answer you want is

tvSound.setVolume(80);

But do learn to use the googles.)

Wait I tried that and it sets the volume for all of my sounds to 80.

At 5/25/09 09:48 PM, johnfn wrote: I will show you, my child, a resource valuable beyond all measure, the answer to all questions, the knower of all things:

the googles

I did Google it. I spent nearly all day looking for that. Thanks man!

I need the Actionscript to make the volume of a sound I have lower. (I wan't it almost inaudible like a tv in the distance.)

Can anyone help me?

tvsound.start(0, 99);

At 5/21/09 06:27 PM, speakerlight wrote: I need me some incest spray when i go to the woods!

Only in West Virginia...

At 5/21/09 06:19 PM, PrawDuhJee wrote: What the hell is leadership camp?

Something that only people in AFJROTC, and are in good physical condition can attend.

At 5/21/09 06:12 PM, AbstractPathologist wrote: Shut up, whore.

Never! Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Okay I'm bored now.