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Author Search Results: 'awerz'

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Topic: Can we make fun of rig?

Posted: 11/28/09 08:35 PM

Forum: General

and can he ban us?

He keeps going back and forth. I haven't been keeping track.


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Topic: I wanna travel the world

Posted: 11/28/09 05:32 PM

Forum: General

At 11/28/09 05:31 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: I will on one condition:

We sleep in seperate beds.

I will only if we sleep in the same bed.

and I mean all three of us.


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Topic: I've decided to ask a chick out

Posted: 11/27/09 12:44 PM

Forum: General

Google it


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Topic: A rumor

Posted: 11/22/09 08:16 AM

Forum: General

There has been a rumor going around that I like this girl. Normally I wouldn't really care, but the only problem is that this rumor is true. I haven't asked her out because I didn't want people to find out that I liked her and frankly I didn't think I had a chance with her. Circumstances are different now so my approach to the situation should also be different. Friends of mine have said it was just obvious by the way I acted that I liked this chick. I don't know whether I can ask her out because I've never asked out a chick before and I would probably fail epically at it. Mutual friends say that she doesn't know, but she has been acting strangely around me lately so she might. Then again, I fail at analyzing people.

So, from a purely tactical standpoint, and I do put it in those terms because I am a fucking narcissist, what should I do? How do I respond when people ask me to confirm/deny the rumor, and should I just go for it and ask her out?


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Topic: Eggs suck.

Posted: 11/04/09 06:20 AM

Forum: General

Protein

If you want to build muscle then eating shitloads of eggs is your best bet.


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Topic: Feral children raised by animals

Posted: 11/02/09 08:36 AM

Forum: General

At 11/2/09 07:48 AM, Conspiracy3 wrote: Romulus and remus weren't feral children. They were exposed (left by a river to die) by their parents and a lactating she-wolf came to nurse them. A few farmers saw this happening and took the kids in and raised them.

Not to mention that the word "lupa" not only refers to a she-wolf, but also a prostitute, a priestess of a fox goddess, and a couple other things


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Topic: No Shave November

Posted: 11/01/09 10:18 PM

Forum: General

You can all look like you belong in thisthread, but I for one won't.


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Topic: I accidentatly used my dads...

Posted: 10/31/09 02:35 PM

Forum: General

At 10/31/09 02:32 PM, MilkGobbler wrote: Pay him back with your Mom's credit card.

This is one of the greatest posts I have ever seen on the BBS

I tip my hat to you sir


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Topic: Cross country

Posted: 10/25/09 10:21 AM

Forum: General

What is your opinion on the subject of cross country/track?


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Topic: You are in a time machine

Posted: 10/10/09 09:29 PM

Forum: General

At 10/10/09 09:28 PM, LBRocker wrote: A blunderbuss. Anything that fits in the barrel can be shot out of it. I know a fair bit of latin, so I think I'm set.

Where would you get gunpowder from?


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Topic: Someone at my school died yesterday

Posted: 10/09/09 11:08 PM

Forum: General

She's kinda hot


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Topic: Photoshop: Your Displeased King

Posted: 10/08/09 11:59 PM

Forum: General

At 10/8/09 11:58 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: You have the biggest ass I've ever seen.

Dick-ass? No wait, that just sounds gay.


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Topic: I got a death threat.

Posted: 10/01/09 09:53 PM

Forum: General

At first I was thinking that you deserved it for being a commie, but then I saw this gem.

At 10/1/09 09:44 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote:
On his way out I just warned him by shouting "Remember not to drop the soap."

Best response ever!!!!, You deserve a medal good sir.


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Topic: Count the number of passes

Posted: 09/30/09 09:10 PM

Forum: General

At 9/30/09 09:09 PM, Eyelovepussy wrote: Am I the only one who saw a gorilla?

Holly shit! how did I miss that?


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Topic: Count the number of passes

Posted: 09/30/09 09:08 PM

Forum: General

I counted 17


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Topic: One thing that's been bothering me.

Posted: 09/12/09 05:35 PM

Forum: General

What the fuck is a disco stick?


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Topic: rob?

Posted: 09/06/09 08:27 PM

Forum: General

At 9/6/09 08:26 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: He has a really fat neck. He is like the anti-giraffe.

The anti-dick neck?

The pussyneck? The vaginaneck? The Tom Fulp neck?


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Topic: Credit where no credit should be.

Posted: 09/06/09 06:59 PM

Forum: General

That's exactly why the Jews made up the holocaust.


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Topic: Disney bought Newgrounds

Posted: 08/31/09 03:26 PM

Forum: General

I would hate to see Newgrounds become that sissy, but I would love to see the first disney hentai movies.


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Topic: Just got a V-cube

Posted: 08/24/09 01:17 PM

Forum: General

You are now a woman.

You have a a vagina cube instead of a ruDICKS cube.


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Topic: Genocidal heroes

Posted: 08/23/09 09:18 PM

Forum: General

At 8/23/09 09:16 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: Maybe I'm being too harsh, Caligula is remembered for the fact that he had sex with his sisters, he had an entire island where he raped thousands of little kids and then through him off cliffs.

Epic pedo pedo bear would be proud


We also remember Nero for the fact that he set fire to his own capital city for the lulz and then spent money he could have spent fixing it to build a solid gold palace for himself (also for the lulz)

Epic lulz anon would be proud.........................


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Topic: Beards

Posted: 08/22/09 01:37 PM

Forum: General

Only a gay guy would be obsessed with beards.


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Topic: I hate labor laws

Posted: 08/01/09 07:05 PM

Forum: General

y noat jost go to indya and wurk in a swetshap?


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Topic: Batteries

Posted: 07/29/09 10:20 PM

Forum: General

Confront your fear

Batteries


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Topic: I am building a giant lawnmower.

Posted: 07/20/09 09:07 AM

Forum: General

Why a lawnmower though? Wouldn't a giant scyth of a giant weedwacker be more epic?


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Topic: Family is Nepotism

Posted: 06/29/09 02:08 PM

Forum: General

You sound like you are some kind of nazi putting kids into government run facilities. You know what else is a government run facility? A concentration camp. Shut the fuck up you nazi mother fucker and go heil hitler or something.


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Topic: Photoshop George Costanza

Posted: 06/28/09 08:28 PM

Forum: General

Wat da fuck is that purple lump on his shirt?

Photoshop George Costanza


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Topic: Burning Ejaculation

Posted: 05/07/09 05:46 PM

Forum: General

At 5/7/09 04:36 PM, MagnumForce wrote:
Madness!

No, THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!

Burning Ejaculation


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Topic: I need a keyboard

Posted: 05/07/09 05:17 PM

Forum: General

At 5/7/09 04:41 PM, PrawDuhJee wrote: You should also get one of those light up ones, I think they look pretty cool.

they also sap 3X the power


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Topic: I need a keyboard

Posted: 05/07/09 04:23 PM

Forum: General

At 5/7/09 03:56 PM, 2r0x0rs4you wrote: It says almost 100 grand, asshat.

NEW FROM $99,999

Sorry that was a typo, I meant to say 100 instead of 10


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