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Author Search Results: 'austin'

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Topic: First Public Sexual Act

Posted: 12/15/09 08:36 PM

Forum: General

Got a blowjob in an alley after the yearly tree lighting ceremony.


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Topic: Inbox Watchers.

Posted: 09/08/09 08:50 PM

Forum: General

Eh, I hardly get any except from this one guy I talk to.

So no, I don't really pay attention.


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Topic: I fucking hate people who use :3

Posted: 08/28/09 10:27 PM

Forum: General

Then this will blow your fucking mind.

:4


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Topic: NG Usernames you hate.

Posted: 07/28/09 10:22 PM

Forum: General

Mine, because it looks terrible because it isn't capitalized.


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Topic: What Mastrbation is to a Christian

Posted: 06/06/09 06:53 PM

Forum: General

At 6/6/09 06:50 PM, Schneider10101 wrote:
At 6/6/09 06:47 PM, austin wrote: Now did you decide this yourself, or are you just blindly following what you've been told since you were young?
Probably the latter.

Yeah, I find it stupid when people claim everything they've been raised to believe is correct. I

I wish more people would make their own moral choices.


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Questioning

Topic: What Mastrbation is to a Christian

Posted: 06/06/09 06:47 PM

Forum: General

Now did you decide this yourself, or are you just blindly following what you've been told since you were young?


7.

Expressionless

Topic: How did u come up with ur username?

Posted: 05/30/09 01:06 PM

Forum: General

If I was to get into that story, you wouldn't believe me and I'd probably have to kill you.


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Topic: Creepeist Claymation Ever Made!!!

Posted: 05/25/09 12:22 PM

Forum: General

At 5/25/09 11:14 AM, Jason100 wrote: No its not this is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqi5F5Mqq TQ

I actually enjoy that, it's not creepy to me.


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Blushing

Topic: Funkbrs - A Challenger Appears.

Posted: 05/25/09 12:20 PM

Forum: General

At 5/25/09 12:17 PM, Timmy wrote: This meeting of 2 hate-filled people can only lead to two possible outcomes:

1) Your dispute over who is more hate-filled will cause you to wage a 'hate-off' which will, inevitably, destroy you both, or

2) Angry angry sex.

And either way, get someone to record it.


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Topic: Woman/Girls!

Posted: 05/23/09 06:24 PM

Forum: General

At 5/23/09 05:39 PM, Arsonist50 wrote: Pro tip: We don't care

PROTIP: This isn't 4chan.


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Topic: i told my mom i was suicidal...

Posted: 05/05/09 08:36 PM

Forum: General

At 5/5/09 08:11 PM, NapoleanD wrote:
At 5/5/09 05:32 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: I wouldn't be happy if I was constantly reminded of a mistake I made so many years ago.
I attempted it last June, I'm certainly not =(

He was saying his mother saw him as a mistake.


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Blushing

Topic: official heroic giraffe thread

Posted: 04/22/09 09:48 PM

Forum: General

I love this thread.


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Topic: Sweaty Hands!

Posted: 04/22/09 09:45 PM

Forum: General

At 4/22/09 09:40 PM, speeling wrote:
At 4/22/09 09:23 PM, saqwert wrote:
At 4/22/09 09:20 PM, sldghmmr wrote: You have cancer. There's nothing you can do
I can confirm this. I am a doctor
I, too, confirm this. He works for me.

I can confirm this, I'm both of their bosses.


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Topic: I caught a theif !!

Posted: 04/22/09 08:04 PM

Forum: General

Curb stomp him.


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Topic: I had a gun pointed at me..

Posted: 04/19/09 07:20 PM

Forum: General

At 4/19/09 01:09 PM, lawlmaster wrote: Well some people are assholes, and they are going to do that to the wrong person and possibly get a molotov into their window. Just watch that movie about the kid growing up in the Bronx who was affiliating with the mafia(the leader, don, whatever's name was Sunny, or Sonny) And so a bunch of his "friends"(the kid telling the story) go and molotov a black neighbor hood store, and one flaming bottle didn't break, so a guy threw it into the pricks' window and kaboom!

A Bronx Tale.

Great movie, I think I'm going to go rent it now, haven't seen it in years.

But to the topic, yeah, he's gonna do that do the wrong person one day and get fucked up, and then he'll probably get hauled off to jail.


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Topic: Dating a 17 yr old. - A true story

Posted: 04/11/09 01:09 PM

Forum: General

At 4/10/09 10:25 PM, JoxskornerStudios01 wrote: Actually shes very attractive and all the guys like her. But she chose me...

Forgot to mention that all the guys were black though -_-.

She's fat, obviously.


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Shouting

Topic: If you had a warcry...

Posted: 03/10/09 08:46 PM

Forum: General

Would most likely just be pure, unfiltered hatred.

AGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!


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Resigned

Topic: Your final words to your love?

Posted: 02/27/09 05:48 PM

Forum: General

In all honesty, I'd probably say "Told you I'd die before I stopped loving you.", smile showing my teeth, and lay my head back down and die.


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Blushing

Topic: Can a mod ban a mod?

Posted: 02/24/09 08:24 PM

Forum: General

At 2/24/09 08:23 PM, Rig wrote:
At 2/24/09 08:22 PM, Shreddy wrote: you cant ban anyone audio boy ;)
If a mod uploads a copyrighted song, I ban them.

Trying to make yourself feel important buddy?


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Topic: If Obama came to your house

Posted: 02/22/09 08:04 PM

Forum: General

In my dreams I'd say "There's only enough room for two half breeds in this house, and they're on my couch playing guitar hero, get the FUCK off my porch."

In reality I'd probably say "Why are you here?"


21.

Misunderstood

Topic: 1 grew 1cm (0.4") in 2 months

Posted: 02/14/09 06:29 PM

Forum: General

I was expecting penises.

Also, I'm 14 and like 5'8, 5'9.

Don't think that's a growth spurt.


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Topic: Centaurs

Posted: 02/08/09 01:31 PM

Forum: General

I'm confused, what the hell is a Centaur?


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Topic: When you pick up a glass object

Posted: 01/03/09 10:50 PM

Forum: General

Whenever I hold a glass bottle if it's empty or has a little bit in it I have a strong urge to throw it at the wall and watch the pieces fly.


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Topic: New Wallpapers

Posted: 12/31/08 04:44 PM

Forum: NG News

I really liked the Mindchamber one.


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Topic: Death Metal Words Starting With S

Posted: 12/26/08 09:40 PM

Forum: General

Limited Suicidal Demand.


26.

Resigned

Topic: Whirled.com

Posted: 12/26/08 05:26 PM

Forum: General

Where do you think you are?


27.

Elated

Topic: Merry Christmas!

Posted: 12/25/08 06:28 PM

Forum: NG News

Merry Christmas everyone!

I got a Zune, a minifridge, 5 cd's, and a new stereo.


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Blushing

Topic: Penis Name...

Posted: 12/21/08 08:57 PM

Forum: General

Mine is flashlight.

One time, my friends were crashing at my house. It was pretty dark, and there was nothing to do. So I walked up to my friend, who was laying on the floor, and was gonna teabag him, but he started crawling away and yelling, "OH MY GOD, PUT IT AWAY, IT'S LIKE A FLASHLIGHT, IT'S ALL I CAN SEE!"


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Topic: I have a very weird story to tell.

Posted: 12/20/08 05:05 PM

Forum: General

This story confuses me.


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Topic: Top 100 Songs of 2008

Posted: 12/20/08 05:02 PM

Forum: General

At 12/20/08 04:58 PM, Twilight95 wrote:
At 12/20/08 04:57 PM, metalstorm wrote: It's not as if you can have a popular band without any good songs.
Jonas Brothers.

I do believe this man disproved your theory.


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