Got a blowjob in an alley after the yearly tree lighting ceremony.

Eh, I hardly get any except from this one guy I talk to.

So no, I don't really pay attention.

Then this will blow your fucking mind.

:4

Mine, because it looks terrible because it isn't capitalized.

At 6/6/09 06:50 PM, Schneider10101 wrote:

At 6/6/09 06:47 PM, austin wrote: Now did you decide this yourself, or are you just blindly following what you've been told since you were young?

Probably the latter.

Yeah, I find it stupid when people claim everything they've been raised to believe is correct. I

I wish more people would make their own moral choices.

Now did you decide this yourself, or are you just blindly following what you've been told since you were young?

If I was to get into that story, you wouldn't believe me and I'd probably have to kill you.

At 5/25/09 11:14 AM, Jason100 wrote: No its not this is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqi5F5Mqq TQ

I actually enjoy that, it's not creepy to me.

At 5/25/09 12:17 PM, Timmy wrote: This meeting of 2 hate-filled people can only lead to two possible outcomes:

1) Your dispute over who is more hate-filled will cause you to wage a 'hate-off' which will, inevitably, destroy you both, or

2) Angry angry sex.

And either way, get someone to record it.

At 5/23/09 05:39 PM, Arsonist50 wrote: Pro tip: We don't care

PROTIP: This isn't 4chan.

At 5/5/09 08:11 PM, NapoleanD wrote:

At 5/5/09 05:32 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: I wouldn't be happy if I was constantly reminded of a mistake I made so many years ago.

I attempted it last June, I'm certainly not =(

He was saying his mother saw him as a mistake.

I love this thread.

At 4/22/09 09:40 PM, speeling wrote:

At 4/22/09 09:23 PM, saqwert wrote:

At 4/22/09 09:20 PM, sldghmmr wrote: You have cancer. There's nothing you can do

I can confirm this. I am a doctor

I, too, confirm this. He works for me.

I can confirm this, I'm both of their bosses.

Curb stomp him.

At 4/19/09 01:09 PM, lawlmaster wrote: Well some people are assholes, and they are going to do that to the wrong person and possibly get a molotov into their window. Just watch that movie about the kid growing up in the Bronx who was affiliating with the mafia(the leader, don, whatever's name was Sunny, or Sonny) And so a bunch of his "friends"(the kid telling the story) go and molotov a black neighbor hood store, and one flaming bottle didn't break, so a guy threw it into the pricks' window and kaboom!

A Bronx Tale.

Great movie, I think I'm going to go rent it now, haven't seen it in years.

But to the topic, yeah, he's gonna do that do the wrong person one day and get fucked up, and then he'll probably get hauled off to jail.

At 4/10/09 10:25 PM, JoxskornerStudios01 wrote: Actually shes very attractive and all the guys like her. But she chose me...

Forgot to mention that all the guys were black though -_-.

She's fat, obviously.

Would most likely just be pure, unfiltered hatred.

AGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

In all honesty, I'd probably say "Told you I'd die before I stopped loving you.", smile showing my teeth, and lay my head back down and die.

At 2/24/09 08:23 PM, Rig wrote:

At 2/24/09 08:22 PM, Shreddy wrote: you cant ban anyone audio boy ;)

If a mod uploads a copyrighted song, I ban them.

Trying to make yourself feel important buddy?

In my dreams I'd say "There's only enough room for two half breeds in this house, and they're on my couch playing guitar hero, get the FUCK off my porch."

In reality I'd probably say "Why are you here?"

I was expecting penises.

Also, I'm 14 and like 5'8, 5'9.

Don't think that's a growth spurt.

I'm confused, what the hell is a Centaur?

Whenever I hold a glass bottle if it's empty or has a little bit in it I have a strong urge to throw it at the wall and watch the pieces fly.

I really liked the Mindchamber one.

Limited Suicidal Demand.

Where do you think you are?

Merry Christmas everyone!

I got a Zune, a minifridge, 5 cd's, and a new stereo.

Mine is flashlight.

One time, my friends were crashing at my house. It was pretty dark, and there was nothing to do. So I walked up to my friend, who was laying on the floor, and was gonna teabag him, but he started crawling away and yelling, "OH MY GOD, PUT IT AWAY, IT'S LIKE A FLASHLIGHT, IT'S ALL I CAN SEE!"

This story confuses me.

At 12/20/08 04:58 PM, Twilight95 wrote:

At 12/20/08 04:57 PM, metalstorm wrote: It's not as if you can have a popular band without any good songs.

Jonas Brothers.

I do believe this man disproved your theory.