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Response to: Vote Behemoth Posted March 21st, 2010 in NG News

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Response to: The Avgn Fan Club! Posted January 24th, 2010 in Clubs & Crews

At 2/25/08 12:06 PM, knuxrouge wrote: 3. No bashing. If you came to hate on the AVGN, then your presence is not needed, nor wanted.

Who would/could hate on Angery Video Game Nerd? He calls himself a nerd, what is there to bash???

Seriously though, he's funny as hell, and his rants reflect on any gamer who's ever gotten frustrated while playing really shitty video games.

I only wish he'd expand his horizons into computer games and not just consoles, because there are some seriously bad ones out there as well and I'd love to see the humorous ways he bashs them!!!

So, yeah I'll join =]

Response to: I'm the father of a baby girl!!! Posted January 17th, 2010 in General

At 1/11/10 09:13 PM, bmxdudleydo wrote: Well good for you bro! Have any name ideas?????

We're thinkin' about Jada.

Response to: Grindcore Gore Pit Posted January 11th, 2010 in Clubs & Crews

Please Mods, this thread is dead. I've tried reviving it several times. Can I just start my own grindcore/hardcore crew now???

Response to: I'm the father of a baby girl!!! Posted January 11th, 2010 in General

At 1/10/10 09:45 PM, Falconpunchr wrote: Something tells me that the OP doesn't have a sense of humor...

I do have a sense of humor, hell I thought the "chest-buster" comment was hilarious!

It's when people say shit like "Hope you like the smell of shit" or "Abort it before it becomes a whiney teenager" or "Can I fuck it?" that I DON'T find funney. My sense of humor is perfectly intact but you got to understand this is my BABY GIRL!!! Of course I'm going to be protective, that's just what beening a parent is all about.

If everyone who came on here said "Awww, congrats" it would get really old quick. I encourage people to leave any comments they want, but that doesn't mean I have to like what they've got to say.

Response to: I'm the father of a baby girl!!! Posted January 10th, 2010 in General

At 1/9/10 08:07 PM, Greenfrost6 wrote:
At 1/6/10 01:54 PM, Attactivist wrote: If she looks anything like her mother, she's the most beautiful thing in the world.
Aww, that's so sweet.

Why thank you.

Response to: I'm the father of a baby girl!!! Posted January 9th, 2010 in General

At 1/6/10 01:01 PM, V-K wrote: Gongratz

But WHY do you post this on a site that is full of cock jokes?

Don't know, thought I'd just post it and see what happens.

Response to: I'm the father of a baby girl!!! Posted January 9th, 2010 in General

At 1/9/10 09:05 AM, simon wrote:
At 1/8/10 09:39 AM, Attactivist wrote: Believe me, I will NOT fuck up. That's why i'm joining the Air Force as soon as possible.
Good choice, being away from your family 24/7 and leaving her to bring the child up on her own.

gg op

Yeah... securing an on-base house, a 9 to 5 w/ a steady pay-check, health/dental benefits which will cover both my wife AND my daughter (untill she turns 18), making new friends, being apart of something greater, and cheap travel to almost any place in the world...

Yeah, it's gonna suck balls.

Response to: I'm the father of a baby girl!!! Posted January 9th, 2010 in General

At 1/8/10 10:21 AM, Weenog wrote:
Believe me, I will NOT fuck up. That's why i'm joining the Air Force as soon as possible.
Army? ... Increased chances of death and being trained as a hired killer isn't exactly the best formula for parenthood
anyhoo, all snappy comments aside... congrats with the baby ^^

Not the Army, the Air Force. Biiiiig differance.

Response to: I'm the father of a baby girl!!! Posted January 8th, 2010 in General

At 1/7/10 11:33 PM, Peacekid wrote: You're 18?

OP you better be able to fucking provide for her

dont fuck it up

Believe me, I will NOT fuck up. That's why i'm joining the Air Force as soon as possible.

Response to: I'm the father of a baby girl!!! Posted January 7th, 2010 in General

At 1/7/10 05:21 PM, DevilDog016 wrote: Goodbye friends, beer and hanging out, hello dirty diapers, constant crying and nerves.
enjoy your life as a dad.

I'm sure you know ALL about that...

Response to: I'm the father of a baby girl!!! Posted January 7th, 2010 in General

At 1/7/10 01:10 PM, AlyBong0 wrote:
At 1/6/10 09:24 PM, Attactivist wrote: Mommy's so awesome! I love her to death.
Wouldn't it be awesome if she inherited blue hair? X)

Definatly!

Response to: Punks of Newgrounds Posted January 6th, 2010 in Clubs & Crews

Integrity and Pulling Teeth are coming to The Sonar in Baltimore on the 9th. Thinking about seeing 'em. Anyone else here fans?

Response to: I'm the father of a baby girl!!! Posted January 6th, 2010 in General

At 1/6/10 09:37 PM, MXZ-SwordPrince wrote: but are you going to introduce her to newgrounds when shes older?

LOL

:no.

Response to: I'm the father of a baby girl!!! Posted January 6th, 2010 in General

At 1/6/10 10:05 PM, chickendance333 wrote: Congratulations dude.

Thanks, man.

Response to: I'm the father of a baby girl!!! Posted January 6th, 2010 in General

At 1/6/10 09:19 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: Just 18 years until I can tap that ass.

Yeah, like my daughter's really going to lose her virginity to some fat /b/tard from Illinois. Dream on, dude.

Response to: I'm the father of a baby girl!!! Posted January 6th, 2010 in General

Mommy's so awesome! I love her to death.

I'm the father of a baby girl!!!

Response to: I'm the father of a baby girl!!! Posted January 6th, 2010 in General

At 1/6/10 08:17 PM, AlyBong0 wrote: Bet you are X)
How many weeks is that scan? Can't be far along...It's actually incredible :)

She's 5 months, so more then half way =)

Response to: I'm the father of a baby girl!!! Posted January 6th, 2010 in General

At 1/6/10 04:32 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:
At 1/6/10 01:54 PM, Attactivist wrote: If she looks anything like her mother, she's the most beautiful thing in the world.
So you're going to fuck her as well?

Wtf? Was that really called for? Seriously, where do these assholes come from?

Response to: I'm the father of a baby girl!!! Posted January 6th, 2010 in General

At 1/6/10 04:13 PM, AlyBong0 wrote: Do you make them out of play-doh?
And Jada's a lovely name X)
When's she due?

In May =) I'm so excited!

Response to: I'm the father of a baby girl!!! Posted January 6th, 2010 in General

At 1/6/10 03:21 PM, robin1232 wrote: don't you understand that she is beautiful to him?
stop offending the guy so badly.

Yes, she's very beautiful to me, but I'm not offended.

Thank you.

Response to: I'm the father of a baby girl!!! Posted January 6th, 2010 in General

At 1/6/10 03:32 PM, AlyBong0 wrote: First thing I thought was "AWWWWWHHHHH!!!!"
Then I saw the scan and was even more so :)
Thought of any names yet?

Haha, now i want one... Where do you buy them?

Hehe you don't buy them, silly, you make them.

But yeah, we're going over a few names. I just found out she was a girl yesterday, so we can finally prepare her nursery and go thru some names. I'm so excited! I want to name her Jada or something like that.

Response to: I'm the father of a baby girl!!! Posted January 6th, 2010 in General

At 1/6/10 03:30 PM, BrockManson wrote: Wind you neck in ffs, he asked a question in the original post and I answered it. I don't find anything beautiful about a grainy photograph of a baby that hasn't fully-formed yet. Is that so bad? I'm not trying to offend anyone.

It's okay, I'm not offended. Thank you very much.

Response to: I'm the father of a baby girl!!! Posted January 6th, 2010 in General

At 1/6/10 03:10 PM, BrockManson wrote: She's not beautiful, she's a foetus.

She's developed well beyond a mer foetus, thank you very much.

Response to: Daybreakers Posted January 6th, 2010 in General

Matrix/Underworld rip-off.

Nuff said.

Response to: The Ng Bbs Changed Me. Posted January 6th, 2010 in General

At 1/6/10 02:56 PM, robin1232 wrote: My englich has becomes a loot batter.

Fix'd

Response to: I'm the father of a baby girl!!! Posted January 6th, 2010 in General

At 1/6/10 01:57 PM, Leo625 wrote: If it's not too late to abort then I'd go with that option.

trust me

First of all, it IS too late.

Secondly, it's not MY decision.

Thirdly, GTFO.

Response to: I'm the father of a baby girl!!! Posted January 6th, 2010 in General

At 1/6/10 02:34 PM, DeIirium wrote: Have fun cleaning up that babys shit and then having her bitch at you when she grows up.

Alright, I'll be sure to take your 15 year old advise very seriously...

Response to: I'm the father of a baby girl!!! Posted January 6th, 2010 in General

At 1/6/10 01:50 PM, OneWhoListens wrote: I really don't mean this badly...but how can you tell if she's beautiful or not?

If she looks anything like her mother, she's the most beautiful thing in the world.

Response to: I'm the father of a baby girl!!! Posted January 6th, 2010 in General

At 1/6/10 01:43 PM, Franklin-Moore wrote: I'm going to fuck that fetus!!!!!

How 'bout you try fucking off now, mkay?