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I know my rhymes are great,
and I don't even need to give them to me on a platter plate.
I make it hard for myself,
so each line sounds about as good or better than the last and still I'm understood.
Take a step further,
push the boundaries when you try to "rap" lest you end up looking like a new years party hat.
Remember that it's poetry,
so study up on verse, rhythm, meter and the elements of prosody.
Elevate yourself,
don't insult pop media then turn around and make a rhyme off weed paraphernalia.
Take these words to heart,
cause I can see you lack it,
learn what I've just told you,
and always try to practice.

You know this was just for fun
I'm not a big rapper
Because most of deserves to be in a crapper
I talked about weed because it rhymed
Now I just do this on my own damn time
If my I spent some time
Maybe this shit would be as sweet as lime
But I don't do this full time
I sometimes act like a mime and pretend I can't talk
When I'm writing in chalk
Now I see you can rap
And rhymes aren't crap
And yeah I could study
And maybe my rhymes won't be cruddy
But hey I got time
I mean it's not a crime.

Welcome To Reality (To The Beat Of Sex & Candy By Marcy Playground)

Your a major bore
You make me snore and go to sleep
x3 I have secrets to keep yeah In My Head
If I let them out I'm surely dead
Can't lie or run away
No way no go
They'll come after me
With a gun
Double Barrel shotgun
Raining death along with they're nasty breath
So I run I know I'm surely dead
But I run I run from his gun yeah
I'm dead if I keep this up
So I stand my ground today
Oh god he's aiming at me now I jump
So high in the blue skies
Raining from the heavens
with singing nuns
singing loud and oh so proud
Now I'm back on the run
Back to reality
Oh Welcome
Welcome to
Reality it's not far from me

At 6/23/12 03:08 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 6/23/12 03:08 PM, apocalypseven wrote:

At 6/23/12 03:05 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

Amaranthus is here and he's gonna swear!
Yo momma loves me, say hi to yer new steph-daddy.
Spamming all the way in the BBS.

The red cat is going to die, because I have no fear.

Says the n00b that just got here.

So go chug a beer
And have a good time
Cause your bound to die

At 6/23/12 03:05 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 6/23/12 03:04 PM, slipstrike wrote:

At 6/23/12 03:02 PM, J-Rex wrote:

Then you wanted to shoot hoops
But no one was there

So you put on your gunboats
and punted a hare

Amaranthus is here and he's gonna swear!
Yo momma loves me, say hi to yer new steph-daddy.
Spamming all the way in the BBS.

I know a girl named Jess
She got really high
And started to lie
About her age
And all her rage

At 6/23/12 03:01 PM, saqwert wrote: Moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air

Then you wanted to shoot hoops
But no one was there

Then he get off.
Goes in the bathroom and jacks off.
Fucks his wife in the butt and thinks of your mug.
I need a cup of coffee because I am mindfucked.

Now the doctor took a tug
On his dick
While he jizzed on the rug
And acted like a prick
While I beat him with a stick

This needs to keep going.

At 6/23/12 12:23 PM, Xiicubed wrote: starving kids in ethiopia

I'll donate food if they drop out of the Olympics.

Delicous especially when I get it pretty cheap at Sam's Club.

Why does the cliff look so weird?

At 6/23/12 01:36 AM, SteelChair wrote: They gonna spy on us now. Well.. The US

God dammit.

Damn that apartment looked pretty real. And the idea of having a whole world with weather sounds good.

At 6/23/12 01:27 AM, Raab wrote: and I got srunk. so sue me okay?
If you want to fight about it i will fucking peein your asshole bitch.

That's not right.

Get her some leaves. Bitches love leaves.

At 6/23/12 12:56 AM, Eddmario wrote: When someone tries to block
Show them your...orange

Then attack with your cock
They'll all love it
If you show it off
Then the doctor will have you cough

Probably look, bitch, and dude,

Little 2 year old me was probably either sitting there watching T.V. and seeing the ball go to drop and be thinking "OOOH Shiny" or I was yelling for something I wanted.

At 6/22/12 11:37 PM, ChristianSLayer wrote: I have an Asus M5A87 MB that has been shutting down a lot recently without notification. It will turn back on and will stay on the longer it stays powered down. It has no noticeable overheating proble

4x crucial 2gb DDr3 ram, 1gb ATI Raedon 5450 HD, 430 watt Thermaltate TR2-430, AMD AM3T Socket, AmD Phenom x2 Quadcore. I replaced my motherboard, power supply, and cpu.

First get in your car, second go to a computer repair store, third pay the people, fourth come back, fifth go home, sixth write your success story, seventh achieve greatness.

My whole life view has been literally upended.
Everything you said is like, totally stupendous.
You must be the greatest because your opinions are solid,
I too, agree, that mass media is garbage.
As you probably noticed my rhymes go unnoticed,
because every end of line doesn't end the same. Noted?
Now that's my piece of advice for you, bro.
Not to assume I could actually help a pro.
Either way I hope it helped, because
look out below,
I'm headed straight for Hell. :)

Damn your rhymes are great
But the mainstream gonna hate
Because people like us are too much
Jerry likes us so he'd touch
But are rhymes are strong
I got a bong
If you don't go hard
You might as well go drown in some lard.

Surrounded by Asses
All the stupid masses
Can understand
Why all these pop bands
Becoming big
When I'm like a lonesome pig
They can rhyme cat and hat
While I do words like contemplate
Even while I mate
I mean Jesus Christ
It's like I'm a poltergeist
Hated by all
Get yelled at in the mall
I mean my rhymes are the best
Aren't they better than rest
I can't rhyme fast
But I can make rhymes that'll put you in a full body cast
So why not reply to this post
It'll make me feel like a fat man eating a pork roast
So this is the end
And I'd like to make amends
With anyone who felt some offense
By saying fuck you man I'm making sense
Don't be so easily offended
I hope are non-existent relationship has been mended.

Downloading it as I type.

Does that mean I can't trade my Xbox to Gamestop for a PS3?

Questions of the Day
1. Have you ever purchased a Game of the Year Edition? If so what did it come with?

Batman:Arkham Asylum. 3 maps.

2. Have you ever purchased a Collector's Edition? If so what did it come with?

N/A

3. What are your thoughts on Game of the Year and Collector's Edition releases?

Some great some bad. Like Arkham City GOTY seems better than the collectors.

4. What are your thoughs on DLC?

I hate to play my UFC 2010 I have to buy DLC. Like WTF? DLC should be like a map not something that allows you online or the ability to finish the game.

5. What are your thoughts on Capcom?

Resident Evil is going downhill but 6 looks like a revival.

6. How many gay Cheetahs gave their lives to make that jacket?

Let's say six.

At 6/22/12 03:41 AM, CockRider wrote: I'll help.
I'll be the guy who eats his own shit and tells you all that you're the lords of AIDS.

Nah I got people for that already.

Yeah The Kids Are All Right is pretty sweet. Adam's song is my second favorite Blink song.

Valkyrie
Wild Hogs
The Other Guys
The Benchwarmers
That's My Boy
Daredevil
Iron Man
Old School
Kickin It Old Skool
Saving Private Ryan
The Haunted House
Le Voyage Dans La Lune
Dead Snow
Hot Rod

Now that I think about it your right it's always like some guy named Mike Hunt from Rolling Stone saying "Great Movie For The Whole Family" with the movie playing in the background. Never like a narrator saying "Up the story of one man's dream to live alone in paradise" or something like that.

And then everybody died.

I'm posting as a somewhat bump and just in case know one understood me. I'm only writing lyrics. I have no guitars or drum set. I'd sing but my voice is not fully developed. It's okay but not good enough.

At 6/21/12 11:08 PM, Freeze-E wrote: When the guy's dick has sideburns!

That's a good one.

It depends like if I became a famous Techno musician and they asked how I started I'd say like well I would listen to other artists on Newgrounds.