Yeah, I had the same problem, download flash 30 day trial, make shitty movies that fanboys enjoy, and there ya go.

Dates cost money, they are like prostitution except you don't always get what you pay for.

I hope so.

Its some crazy communist thing called tantric sex, I prefer the sixty second sprint myself.

At 7/14/09 08:44 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: More to the point, how the fuck did Shaun of the Dead manage to get away with just a 15 rating, despite one of the first lines in the film being "Can I get any of you cunts a drink?" and numerous fucks, gashes, twats, bloody violence, and so on.

Because England doesn't house a bullshit politically correct rating system that has never stopped any one from seeing any film they want.

I think so, I've seen many movies and never has a PG-13 move said fuck twice, some apparent usage of this rule is the Unrated version of Anchorman, he says it once and then for the PG-13 he keeps saying something else, you can tell its dubbed, but on the unrated he keeps saying I SAID FUCK I SAID FUCK OH GOD

I want a stake!

I agree with your mother, you should have been an abortion.

Newgrounds is my source for all 3 internet needs, porn, mindless fun, and news.

If he were insane you wouldn't have made it off the dock, I am insane and you would have been removing fishing lures from your small intestines and unwraping your veins from a buoy.

RECENT INCARNATION OF THE SNEAKY FRENCH

That sounds rediculously fake, if thats how she really laughs, she doesn't deserve to live.

I had a dream like that once, except I told her, and now I have this lame as sign in my yard about some whore name Megan and her laws.

Oh, and tell her you had a sex about you and her having dream, then doink her.

Pulp free, for every pulp I find, I will kill you.

At 7/1/09 12:19 PM, TomFulp wrote: Please take a moment to fill out this store survey!

Right away boss.

Be sure to check out the latest Reemus adventure, it launched today!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 1740

Thanks, boss.

I love them as well. There was an asian* show made up of really elaborate ones.

This is a japanese one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kvdq8cRN BM

*I say asian because I didn't speak the language.

I made 2 pennies on a flash movie that doesnt have the ads in it, if it was a substancial amount I might question.

Clearly the King of Pop.

Its amazing how you might be afraid of these things then the second you hit the first crazy loop or what ever you want it to never end. Don't worry about it, you can't not like a roller coaster, its like riding shotgun with a drunk driver in a skatepark.

YA KNOW WHAT SUCKS? BOB AND TOM WONT BE ABLE TO HAVE BILLY MAZING ON THEIR SHOW ANYMORE, NO MORE MAZING POWDERED WATER.

EVERYONE BUY A TAMPA NEWSPAPER FOR THE FUNNY ADVERT THAT WILL BE IN HIS OBITUARY FOR ONLY 19.95 PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING.

I always am late on these things, I just learned of this, it must be the evil doers...

I wonder if they will air the rest of the Pitchmen series.

I don't know what I keep doing but the ads turned into errors so all I see are white blocks, I didn't mean for it to happen, it leasts until I clear cookies.

I don't mind NG's normal ads, I hate the ones with sound, expands, or are strong enough to fuck up compy function.

I think their adblocker fuck things are clever to the point where I might block ads just to read them.

Ok steve, thanks a bundle, to do it correctly, what do I do to open a port, I think I know how to but I would like someone intelligent to tell me step by step.

Thanks for your help, you answered everything in a way that a caveman like myself can comprehend.

Although I don't know much about these late abortion things and how relevant they are to the baby being alive but being a general person who doesn't think babies are babies until they aren't inside someone else I think this is ungodly sad.

The one thing I do like is although for other reasons I don't like our president, I do like that he was pissed off by this, I think this is a giant load of bullshit and this chump needs to die. Actually, he needs to starve to death.

I got a question I posted in General and poozy thinks you guys would know what to do.

I'll revise my question before I type it here, heres the link to the old one anyway.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1067 064

NOTE: I am using Windows XP SP3, have updated Norton Anti-virus, and don't want to host servers, just connect.

Question concerns: Port opening, specifically port 7777 and the risks of opening ports/port 7777

Information behind question: I own Unreal Tournament 3 and have an issue of when I browse servers I retrieve a bunch and when I try to connect to them, at least the majority, like 90%, it says connecting and waits for 5 minutes before dropping me. This is the only game I have problems connecting to servers, and there are some servers that have higher latency and they sometimes connect me real quick. Midway support says opening port 7777 should fix this.

Question: How much of a risk would I be taking to open port 7777, what the heck is a port, what does it do, basically any information on ports/port 7777/UT3 servers would be appreciated, I tried using google searches but I don't understand enough about routers to really know what I'm reading, I just need plain and simple about its risks and what it does yada yada yada.

Thanks guys.

I'm running Windows XP SP3 and am the only user and admin at that on my system, I have complete control of everything I think.

Thanks for the responses so far but I would still like to know more about opening ports and what not.

Thanks again.

I have a question about routers, I am not very savvy when it comes to this sort of thing so I probably wont understand big broad terms, explaining them would be nice, I just need help.

Information for question:

I own Unreal Tournament 3 and support says the problem i have can be fixed by opening port 7777 on my router. I know nothing of what ports do or anything. Note that I am not trying to host servers, I just want to connect to them.

My question:

Would opening port 7777 cause any problems such as viruses and shit if I open it with the intention of using it to find and connect to UT3 servers, I have updated norton anti-virus and rarely have problems but I also don't screw with my connections. What is the risk of opening ports or particularly port 7777, is it like opening a door for viruses where my anti-virus wont interfere or what?

If you have any information about port 7777, opening ports/routers, risks, or any specifics on UT3 and opening ports. Please post any information, my google searches don't seem to be conclusive.

Thanks guys.

I cleared all the shit its still there.

No its the complete the Hard classic levels, I got the Medal Get pop-up and I closed the game. This morning I noticed in-game it says I earned it but on my Userpage and on the game page it is still locked.