I hit reply all and attach a virus to it, it normally slows them down.

Yes, thats right, famous voice actress from all over NG and beyond, Kira AKA Rina-Chan had her 22nd birthday today. Now shower her with all of your videogame parody loves.

My computer isn't in my room but I would probably have sex with your ear using your grey matter as lubrication.

Okay, I swear to god, there is an ice cream truck outside my window, I just heard the annoying goddamn song.

The irony is I rarely see his posts.

I accidentally was in San Francisco during Gay Pride Week, it broke my enjoyment of lesbians, I am working very hard to erect it's strength once again.

Heres why.

I would spend many hours having fun at a locksmith.

At 7/15/09 07:48 PM, Ejit wrote:

At 7/15/09 07:46 PM, Atgod88 wrote: Using yo instead of you should be a damnable sin that negates any horrible thing that can be done to the user, example being shoving a rusty pitch fork up said sinner's rectum.

are you so sad that you have to complain about one little word that people use? get over it. come on.

But your thread is...WAIT A MINUTE!

I stick the ice cream in my pooper, that way I get both experiences.

I've noticed stereotypically I am a black man, although I am pale as ghost, I love chicken, grape kool-aid, watermelons, white whores, and think the system is keeping me down.

I'll answer the question from the first post, not the second post because you don't know shit about NG apparently

Pornography creates more revenue then all sporting events and careers combined.

WE LIKA, VIEW, DA TA TA

Using yo instead of you should be a damnable sin that negates any horrible thing that can be done to the user, example being shoving a rusty pitch fork up said sinner's rectum.

You should warn people about these sorts of threads, I gotta go make the walk of shame to the laundramat.

I hate the term but I end up using it way to much, like people who raped the word awesome.

If something funny happens in a game on the PC, I often say LOL *WITTY SITUATION* LOL!

I made 2 pennies in june, only 4998 more until I can actually make money.

He made a newspost a week ago, how far could he be now?

This is an actual slogan for a company in my town.

Joe's Catering: "You can't beat our meat!"

I don't give two shits about Harry Cunt and the Half-Asian Whore, they are shitty obligations of film.

If you explain why something is funny it is no longer funny.

I would uncontrollably ejaculate all over my ATM.

I remember in middle school people got accused of cheating, which didn't make any goddamn sense to me since they weren't doing it. Apparently people would get two girlfriends at once, and then proceed to see movies and that was cheating. I can understand kissing but what dumbass would get 2 girlfriends, why make it official?

I spent many lonely nights with this one.

''Hello deary, care for a bit of the ol' slap and tickle?"

Beat her up with a nickel sock, perfect way to fix anger issues, makes me feel better every time.

I don't get it either, but then again I don't like bands, I like songs.

Achievement Unlocked

Rape train, TF2 style

Rape train a bunch of fags with a baseball bat.

Blizzard comes out swinging, Bungie gets hit and calls for its fanboys, they attack, blizzard attacks back with 1.5million WoW fags and 50k Starcraft fans. Bungie is down. After the bell, VALVe comes down and fucks everyone with a crowbar.

I am schizophrenic, my life is a weird habit.

Vista sucks? GREAT SCOTT, SUCH A PROFOUND OBSERVATION

Luckily, Win7 is coming soon and since you got vista you get a discount.

I don't pay attention to acting, but I don't like him because he doesn't have nice tits.