Why do I have a feeling that you want first post :3

But yeah you are right, knowing that these idiots are being banned makes me feel alot better, especially the ones who all post within the same second with posts that just say "first post"

The congrats to the winner I can understand for things like monthly winners, but not this daily winner, the post is about more then just the hundred bucks, if you say congrats to the winner then something about the post, then it makes more sense, otherwise, its just stupid or lazyness.

Towels can sometimes use illegal substances.

I was going to make a crude racial slur about a Middle-Eastern terrorist but I decided against it for multiple reasons.

I doubt this story and because a real logical opinion wouldn't fit the other responses i say this.

Baseball accident.

Double post but I came up with a different possibility, taking away post counts, alot of BBS people pride themselves on their post counts because it makes them seem more seasoned and above low post counters like myself, even if said high poster was a complete douchebag and only said 2 word posts to get high count, lowering their post count would certainly piss them off, but the ban from the forums is probably the best punishment.

One sentence^

It depends on the offense, if you go around harassing people or just saying things that aren't funny like your mom in randomthreads, you deserve to not be able to post for a long while.

Most people don't really worry about their levels, they just don't deposit so say taking away 10xp from someone who has been here 6 years and is level 3 wouldn't be punishment at all but taking away 10xp from Pimp would be the ultimate "FUCK YOU".

It all depends, which makes it controversial and difficult.

I've only been banned once, and I deserved it, it was more or less for me being a tard, I didn't break anyrules other than short posting and being a dumbfuck. it was a 20 hour ban.

It was a thread about gas prices, the OP asked why are they so i high and i was quick to respond "because you touch yourself at night"

*phone rings*
(my quick answer): Buddy the elf; whats your favorite color?

or
Me: Bergamores Morgue you stab'um we slab'um

Take it to best buy, you'll be able to Walkout working :)

Tom changed it because "The problems of the future, today" is the now official slogan for Global Warming.

In reality Tom said in an interview that the problems of the future today didn't really reflect what newgrounds is all about, even though i beg to differ.

He does generally, well damn near always amazing goddamn stuff, as for projects, hes getting fucked because hes the punchingbag because he is the one responsible for some of the most prominent NG features(chat, pico2).

I agree with you, especially with his MGS Collab segment. Damn near came in my pants.

Picture is relevant to the first response and is funny to me.

I do three or four cock pushups per porn thread.

And the POWAHSLIDE

Ignore my other post it is too late for me to be actually posting because I can't read a sentence or understand a coherent thought, i thot this ment the star syndicate was virused some how and it would savvve the portal.

Yay.

I have no idea what star syndicate means, i thought the earlier thread was talking about the star syndicate flash group was virused, so apparently i made a real ass of myself.

What is the virus and how did you acquire it?

I thought it was hilarious like when the guy was dieing in the street, everyone in the theater was all quiet but laughed at the boobie jokes, well I laughed at that like they laughed at the boobie jokes and now apparently my doctor says im going to hell.

You delete it's system32.

Lay off mods, think about how more tolerable the portal would be without them. Right?

bananas, go play alone somewhere, you lost.

You didn't watch the episode, if you did, you are quiet thick and didn't notice the tripwire.

And I am not an elephant, but a tiny wire with small electic current in it wouldn't affect me.

Also, there's no proof the wire was electric, its just a tripwire, its more plausible that the elephant just had a pedicure and didn't want to get mousey guts on his/her's new hooves.

I do believe it was referred to as Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door.

I am drugged up so I'm british tonight, don't question it i'll be back to being insane tommorrow after the drugs wear off.

Scribble for a solid 30 seconds and then count how long it takes to crash your web browser

Tried to get a picture before posting by opening a new tab, but the whole browser caved in so no picture of you!

I can run Half-Life 2: Episode 2 on full detail using HDR on 1024x764 at around 150 fps, my compie was taken down by a doodle in 4 seconds. :)

Jesus.

Or Swiper from Dora the Explora..

This isn't big news, everyone should know how the media works...this shit has been around for years..

Fruity Pebbles and Reeses Puffs Bitches..

Okay, I already said this, but it was hidden in my wall of text, and I am really disappointed in you newgrounds that no one else has mentioned this guy(quote where said if i missed it).

The default face for The Torture Game 2.

Am I the only one who sees this as new face for newgrounds? Even though we really had nothing todo with it and it was Fox News and the interenets fault?

I'll even throw in a picture

I agree with you on Khale, he deserves it the most, Mastermind is kinda iffy, if Mastermind 4 comes out before Comic-con maybe, but right now the series has been hit or miss, I enjoyed them, but alot didn't.

My best suggestion would be the main character from whoever wins the best MGS Collab piece, that is if the winner is declared before you leave. Or even if Disc Two comes out by then.

A few others would be
Fancy Pants Man, and the default character from The Torture Game 2 just for the LOL's.

Lol I am not going to give you money and you cannot delete this thread.

inb4delete

I don't fear death, I have died once.

Seriously.

At 7/9/08 04:18 PM, TomFulp wrote: TOP FIVE AWESOME MOVIES

3. Owls

FUCK YEAH

4. More Brawl Taunts

Meh, I didn't like it too much

5. Grand Theft Awesome

Deserved FOURTH

TOP FIVE GAMES

1. The Torture Game 2 - Oh the humanity!

SOMEONES GOTTA BREAK IT TO FOX NEWS THAT THEY ARE ASSHOLES

2. Hedgehog Launch

Should have been longer but very fun.

RUNNER-UP MOVIES

6. Awesomeraptor

DESERVED FIRST

9. Indiada Jodes

DESERVED SECOND

14. Meet the Spy

LOVED IT

15. It's Over Nine-Thousand!

LOVED IT MOAR THAT MEET THE SPY

RUNNER-UP GAMES

12. Meet'N'Fuck Subway Story

FACEPALM

At 7/9/08 10:23 AM, mothballs wrote: Pulp Fiction.

The black guy gets raped up the ass by a cop, but he survives.

Pulp Fiction was an action movie, not a horror movie.

Samuel L. Jackson doesn't die either if I remember right.

Kinky!

I gotta use the bathroom...

Lol we specialize in violent flash games?

HES ADORABLE!

Level 6 score extreme.

Good thing there is no hell.