I recommend a large pair of testicles.

At 11/16/09 02:32 PM, megakill wrote: im 18 in December, but im still gonna watch some cartoons!

because your never too fucking old for looney tunes!

Bad sarcasm, and if you aren't being sarcastic you should get out of this world.

Roadrunner is the shit.

I'll admit, someone hacking would be hilarious. Also, I have a recommendation to everyone, use the sandman and God will eat your soul.

I had no idea such a group existed. I'll probably be there, lets see how many times I can bonk the shit out of you guys. Record is 13 bat kills in one life.

GTFOYFF

Enjoy.

At 11/16/09 11:23 AM, Sawke wrote: im not expecting a bullet to taken for me.

Only one way to find out, 3:15 at the flag pole.

Rofl failtrain, OP is qq about the lulz.

Damn, God didn't kill me for typing that.

I think they are, although annoying, fine for the internet, but using them in conversation makes you a complete fag. Especially Epic and Failure.

Boats n' hoes.

You guys remember the plague? That shit was a scam from the get go.

Banta Claus got me last year.

You should have grabbed his cock.

Also, you should have gotten your mother, that would have been great.

I agree with the OP 100%, medicine that can save peoples lives is clearly deadly.

AIDS Circus.

At 11/7/09 02:47 AM, jmalouin7 wrote: What ever movie this is from

MULTIKILL!

Fallout 3 on the PC has a lot of problems, I bought it and after a heated back and forth with Bethesda they had nothing. The problem is you get CTD's often, even if you meet the specs. I would reconsider buying it.

I posted a sarcastic comment in a thread with the same story a few hours ago. Regardless, I can't blame her since you came to a flash website to discuss your options.

I have the same problem, I am working on an EMP device that disrupts cell phones, hopefully it will destract them while I remove their intestines and replace it with hardline cords and condoms.

Don't worry about it champ, feminists ruined chivalry so beating up girls is okay because it stresses equality. LETS GO FEMINISTS

Penicorn blushie/pin cushion next. Breeding ground for jokes and profit.

I fired airsoft guns at kids and stole candy.

Logically thinking it was unsafe because the passengers said they couldn't hear the safety announcements, but it probably took longer to taxi back and drop them off than it would to take the kid to the back or something so people could hear, the kid would have calmed down. That is logic, but I think the kid should have been dropped off at the tarmac.

I am watching the first halloween episode of That 70's Show at the moment.

Its a hell of a lot funnier to set up traps with the weak/loud fireworks that are pressure sensative or setup tripwires for confetti ones. Simple camoflauge is a good tactic too. Make sure to point and laugh when the parents who are in the driveway swear at you.

I haven't trick-or-treated since 3rd grade, I enjoy setting up firework traps to scare kids. But I have come up with some clever ideas, as well as heard some that I can't take credit for.

My main one is, wear regular clothes, and if someone asks you who you are, say you are God. There are many different explanations they might think of such as someone thinking they are God, or if they are saying god isn't real, or if God is a human, etc.

The other ones, probably been said before:

Wear boxers/pants/underwear etc and say you are a premature ejaculator, you came in your pants.

Risky/illegal: grope or make inappropriate comments about the opposite sex and say you are a sexual harasser. Not as funny but more fun.

Without sound it doesn't seem that dramatic, it looked like the mom wasn't that worried.

At 10/17/09 02:24 PM, Sinitech wrote: Ram your fist into his anus while he's sleeping.

You can substitute a baseball bat or a golf club for your fist, if you'd like.

It works for prison inmates, it just might work for him too.

I put olive oil in my cream of chicken soup, thats about it. I tried to cook a microwave burrito in a toaster once aswell.

At 10/18/09 10:46 AM, Gagsy wrote: My dad pretended that I was trapped in a UFO shaped balloon while he made me hide in an attic to keep the lie going.

My mom went on TV and said a black guy stole her car with me and my sibling in it, but it turns out she drowned us.

At 10/18/09 10:50 AM, Atgod88 wrote: Those bastards!

Flash changed their location when I re-alligned. I need photoshop.

Those bastards!