It would lose its appeal because I would send in my fat guy army to ruin it for everyone.

My mind is chemically ruined and I can force time to move forward when I am tired, like if I want to wake up at 5:59AM, I can blink and as my eyes open it turns to that time. I also have gone through a 7 hour workday in what seems like 14minutes and 35 seconds.

I noticed that recently the schizophrenic tendencies in my mind have been manifesting into tasteless things that one could do that sounded at the time, hilarious. A lot of people have these thoughts, lets share them.

Mine:

Last week a man committed suicide with a borrowed handgun during Zombieland in a movie
theater, it was horrible and scarred a lot people, but some idiots thought it was actually a part of the
movie.

Anyway, a big part of my childhood was the movie Toy Story so I went to see the Toy Story double
feature in 3D earlier today. After the movie starts, a kid starts crying. Fantastic, then I thought this.
I should come back and see this again, and when a baby starts crying, I should take out a cap gun,
hold it to my head so they see my silhouet, then fire it and fall down. Right as everyone turns to
look, have a friend or something stand up, with a red t-shirt and yell OH MY GOD IT HAPPENED AGAIN.

No one I shared this thought with thought it was funny.

Anyway, share some of your tasteless ideas, they don't have to be long.

Some lady had cops help her with some robbery report and afterwords called 911 to try to get the cop's number. True story

I understand that you guys don't want to award people who just do madness type animations using the sprite style, but Day of Madness should have gotten no less than 3rd. The winners were all good but Day of Madness had the most effort put into it and won more awards then all the others.

The one thing I hate about reviewing new games is anything I have a problem with is sometimes shortly fixed and then it makes me feel stupid. Having all these new functions in MA will be pretty sweet, but it also kind of takes away from that I spent a long ass time getting used to the current problems. But who gives a fuck, it will be an improvement to a prestanding great game.

Holy crap, the prizes look sweet. Damn, I should have made something. I might make another turd just so I can use the sweet-ass preloaders.

I am glad the prizes were actual monies instead of store credit, apparently McDonalds doesn't except NG shirts. That must be why the economy is bad.

Right before the injection.

Why would I wear a bra?

I just saw that movie today. It was pretty orgasmic, not as orgasmic as D-9 though.

I hate it when that happens.

I had a dollar where Washington had a pink afro. It was pretty sweet.

Racism: a belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race

Try stereotyping dumbasses.

Is it me or are the rewards for this stuff getting worse? I understand the shitty economy and stuff, but store credit, although nice, doesn't really reward the creator. I was hoping I could get my shit together one year and win something to pay for something useless I want, but unless you guys sell butterfly knives in the store I need to come up with another reckless idea.

I like how it ejaculated before blowing up.

You know how it goes, they cum and they go.

Well for the last two thousand years it has been religion.

I bet he said OH SHIT when he heard gunfire.

<Joke about your mother>

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Baby billie doesnt stand a chance, billie billie would fuck that shit up

I want to buy this.

I thought this was a recruiting thread lol

At 8/8/09 11:37 PM, laorithe6606 wrote: i got a few:

power overwhelming - godmode
what's mine is mine - $500
breathe deep - 500 units of weed in your bong
show me the money $10000 and 10000 units of weed in your bong

bonus points to anyone who can list the game all 4 of these cheat codes are from

Starcraft, wheres my half of the weed?

I like your hat.

I slept till 12pm, finished the Normandy Campaign in CoH, and I saw Public Enemies. No one died so it was pretty good.

I expected a timeout to be honest. It was only alcohol, its not like you are only a few years away from being 8 years from drinking.

Parents are such dicks.

I would have to disable God mode, it gets really boring.

It was.

I made a thread like this and it got deleted without any reason, I think mine was asking for spritesheets because I thought I was talented.

Social Networking is a world wide government sting operation. How blind are you?