<Insert video of Austin Powers where Nigel rips on the Dutch people.>

Unfortunately this kinda shit happens all the time, see Oney's long stand off with YouTube.

I will chop down their cacao trees next time I visit this land.

I like the little snippet about having a life to degrade every peson who uses this website more than yearly.

I went to the carribean to shoot pirates for a week.

Damn, I need this...life? What was that?

This reminds me of a Colbert Report where he tiped his hat to peta for calling fish "Sea kittens." He then began to say that this means he could have a healthy diet of land fish, <picture of kitten>.

Mmmm, deep-fried land fish.

<Something witty about abortion or your uncle being a pimp>

I don't really have that exciting of a family, my uncle had a baby with a stripper, thats about it.

Clear my history on the laptop downstairs.

Prezy G'

Here is the ASCII one, I made a color one but it doesn't work very well since the image I am using is very dark.

Waiting on a goatse/tubgirl one.

What is this miracle powder you call snow?

Quick, everyone grab the pitchforks and torches and meet me behind the seven eleven!

Happy birthday you crazy ogre.

We had some gangster who has been in juvie like 9 times get addicted to those books, he was bragging about how badass edward was until he saw the movie and went back to being less of a dumbass.

Anyone know if the birds survived? :(

I piss on cars all the time.

Rarely for good reason though.

Instead of being insensative and calling him a pussy for getting arrested for trying to shoot yourself which is pretty straight forward, did you go back and get your coffee?

I don't know exactly how the beta works but normally you can uninstall the beta and it will revert back to your old OS. If this doesn't work you probably need to reinstall the OS, if the latter is true then back up all data to disc or something and then reinstall the harddrives and stuff with the reinstall discs.

The nut grinder, deballinator, or my favorite, the stick!

<:C

If you want to be one of those people who wastes money then go ahead.

Celery is one of the few vegetables that my body physically rejects, I don't know why but it makes me throw up.

At 1/13/09 07:08 PM, bodom-child wrote: call Liberty Medical.

Damn you thats what I was going to say.

I would send Wilford Brimley a cake and in the middle of it put a card that says can I have your foot?

When this happens, it means wikipedia needs more griefers.

I noticed alot of typos on the NG Tank description such as still instead of steal and something about from him to live on instead of for him to live on

I invented a word, its not as much a curse word as it is just disturbing.

I made it up by adding abunch of stems/roots to make a huge word.

Necroinstropedophiloism. (noun) The love of having sex with dead underaged relatives.

I don't think it gets repetative, but I don't think it holds the lasting replayability that games like CS:S and TF2 have due to the third party's ability to create new maps.

If you need more replayability make sure you play it on expert.

Also play versus.

At 1/11/09 02:14 PM, ShadowWest wrote: WaW = 5th game in the series.

Technically it is the 10th, but is 5th in the main series yes.

Also, I haven't played WaW because I have 3 other WWII CoD games and don't need some shitty level system to get essential WWII weapons.

Cod4 had big issues with spawnkilling and I'll bet that since they pump out these games annually they don't really care about the player base.

Play one of those MMO's where poop is censored and you get your account deleted if you say tit.

Stamper so I can get paid to sit around and think about dicks/play SF

I can make it up the stairs to my apartment before I stop to have a snack.

manofthehour and darkness dweller

PORTAL STORM!

Posted this in a stale thread on accident

Why wait until school, ask her for his address and burn his house down.

I'm being serious, chivalry needs to live on, I don't care how many try and stop it.

If I live where you live I'll beat the shit outta him for you, but I don't state hop to smoke bastards.

Also she should have bit his dick and suffocated him.

I like how people use text based links in reviews on NG which if the website's linking thing actually works, linking by typing out the link which doesnt create a link is pretty funny.

People spam reviews with it to try to get to see the hidden pictures but since the review doesn't create html links they don't get their links counted for.

I don't think it is over-rated but I don't enjoy it.

I don't just don't get it, but that doesn't mean it isn't good. I just don't see it.

Title should have made a funny play on the name like there she is overrated, instead of there she is is overrated.