The game where you take a knife and stab between your fingers.

Or Russian Roulette, either is profitable.

Finger prices are up.

I can't work my photoshop, put krinkel's in there.

I wish those were my jewels.

I went into the hallway to fart and I had the runs and shat on the carpet when I was a kid.

God it was so kick ass.

I voted for it.

Any of the staff irish by chance?

Im on the brink of passing out but that game was pretty much shit. I will review it tommorrow but basically its saddening how much effort he put into it just to have it fall short on being playable. Sure theres a shitload of combos and customizable shit but every attack moves you forward about 1 inch and the level area is only maybe 12 inches long with the scroll so all of your combos take place against the side of the screen. Guns don't do anything if theres two or more chums on screen. It just sucked, he should have spent less time on making it a DMC-like game and making it more of a game, which by definition is something enjoyable. I enjoyed the feeling of wow this guy is retarded but that doesnt match the game. I feel pity for the guy because I know it had to take soo much effort but all the detail in the world doesn't make a game good unless you can play it well.

God damnit i just got done with all of the Portal Defenders achievements.

They gotta ration this shit out or I wont have any time to masterbate.

I was expecting some teenage vandalism. You should have said my lead-based white panted fence got broken by a vehicle. It would have made this less disappointing and saved me a 2 clicks and this many words.

1 penny per post sounds like a sweet ass deal, heck most of these guys make a dollar a day crushing children's dreams of getting attention in their MS Paint thread. It costs me alot to do that, I have to rent a van and everything.

15 year olds can host meet-ups with adults?

I'll get Chris Hanson on the line. Sounds like a set-up.

FREE POST COUNTS HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Seriously, you guys are despicable.

I don't know why happy birthday is a valid post.

Practice your refusal skills: suggest an alternative, use humor, or just say no.

Airsoft guns don't need to look like guns, they just need to be accurate to shoot kids on the sidewalk.

At 3/13/09 10:48 PM, sirtom93 wrote: look fail

Get the fuck outta here.

This is not really good for discussion just an FYI.

Unreal Tournament 3 is FREE on Steam for the weekend. That means you can play it for FREE until Sunday night in time to watch the Comedy Central Roast of Larry the Cable Guy.

If you have steam GIVE IT A WHIRL. If you don't slap your self then get it.

PELVIC THRUST

Kill people in TF2, Kill people in DoD, Kill people in CS:S, kill zombies and/or people in L4D, command people to kill people in Starcraft/Warcraft III, Shoot demons in Painkiller, animate shit, newgrounds, buy shit, browse shit, play javascript games, plot doomsday device, update hit list, write will, order pizza, learn shit, email shit, grief, building shit to kill people in GMOD, run over hookers in GTA, download free trials for things that don't work, post shit, type shit, watch shit, think about shit, watch tv from chair, eat Bottlecaps, drink Tab, throw shit away, cut my fingernails, comb my hair, change the channel, relax, nap, juggle, card tricks, pet cat, pet self, recline in chair, look at clock, yell out window, throw rocks at cars, kill spiders, install shit I never use, open and shut a drawer with my toes, put feet on counter, listen to music, argue with companies about legal issues, read jokes, scratch self, change clothes, throw socks at cat, play console games, listen to music, write papers, yell at kids, store poptabs, hold piss in until under extreme pain, fart, yell profanities, look for shit I will never afford, research limits of the human body, sharpen knives, mix kool-aid, blow nose. Just to name a few.

Mighty machines, vrooom vrooom.

I hate childrens programming since I am no longer a child. Blue's Clues was a pretty awesome show.

Thanks for pointing that disturbing image Rucklo.

At 2/17/09 04:08 PM, KartoTolmex wrote: That's personally the best part about NG, gives many a "bedroom developer" the chance to rise.

You forgot to thank the academy.

What does a chocolate cumshot feel like?

Lame, blockhead should have had first. Why isn't it in the series yet either?

Oh well, great job everyone.

10 ways my second favorite dick can kill you.

Favorite is Nixon

Normally these kind of things are from the ads that run on the site, most websites try to filter them but malicious ones get through every once in a while, occasionally on newgrounds too.

I used to kick ass at dodgeball, at least the dodging the ball part, even when I was a skinny flexible athelete being able to matrix dodge the ball I still couldn't throw or catch to save my life.

I hate the way schools teach the game now, I played with a single kickball, two teams. If you got hit, you went behind the other team, called jail, a teammate threw the ball to you, you had a line you couldn't cross, if you threw the ball and hit the enemy you were back in, this made a team watch their asses as well.

Multiple balls/foam balls are for pussies.

Don't taze me bro!

That is police work at its finest.

Please god let the Torture Game take home the bronzie so the creator can lob it through a window at Fox News. Then retrieve it of course.

I am undecisive on the movies, all the nominees are about the same in my book, I enjoyed Mastermind a little more than the others but that doesn't mean the others are better or worse. Visual appeal-wise Fallen Angel or Khale should win but I didn't enjoy them that much. There really is no clear cut winner like there was last year or at least in my opinion.

I am suspecting though that MGA2 will win but then again there are less judges therefore less fanspam.

As for game it will probably either Torture, Last Stand 2, WC, or Meat Boy

I wait with baited breath for the results. Good luck!

Thanks you guys, thats all I needed, I'll hold out for the 295, I completely forgot about their comparing feature, I used to use it but I forgot about it.

And big thanks to french for some listing of the problems with the 9800

At 1/26/09 05:33 PM, Laguna-Faw wrote:

-My video card now uses PCI-Express, these use PCI-Express 2, will they not work for me?

They will. Its backward compatible.

-Some versions have BFG in the name, are these ones better than the regular versions?

They may be clocked differently and have different coolers. Other than that, they are identical.

Both are powerful. Search for some benchmarks if there are any, they can give an indication on how each card will preform.

Thank you so much man. I was about to give up on hope of a response.

If anyone has any idea about which is better, please give info.

Thanks for the info about the PCi.

This is Sparta.

I am not very good at specifics so I am not sure which of these two video cards is better for games that require a lot of power such as GTA4 on highest settings or any other new game you can think of.

If you don't know anything about the two cards here are the links to the specifications on each card.

GeForce 9800 GX2

GeForce GTX 295

I can't really decipher it but hopefully someone can, all I go on is having better numbers in one thing is better than the other.

If anyone could give me some well informed decisions that would be great, I am leaning toward the 9800 because it is $100 less. If the 295 is more that $100 better please say so.

Other things to consider:
-My video card now uses PCI-Express, these use PCI-Express 2, will they not work for me?
-Some versions have BFG in the name, are these ones better than the regular versions?

If you can answer any or all of these questions please respond to this thread with the info and maybe some reasons why.

Thank you.

<Insert video of Austin Powers where Nigel rips on the Dutch people.>

Unfortunately this kinda shit happens all the time, see Oney's long stand off with YouTube.

I will chop down their cacao trees next time I visit this land.

I like the little snippet about having a life to degrade every peson who uses this website more than yearly.

I went to the carribean to shoot pirates for a week.

Damn, I need this...life? What was that?