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Author Search Results: 'Atgod88'

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Topic: Funny Guild Names

Posted: 11/07/09 09:09 PM

Forum: General

AIDS Circus.


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Topic: Womanizing

Posted: 11/07/09 09:12 AM

Forum: General

Its only okay if it is concentual, which sounds stupid but then again I think chivalry should still be followed regardless of those feminism hoes.


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Topic: Fucked Up Movies

Posted: 11/07/09 08:32 AM

Forum: General

At 11/7/09 02:47 AM, jmalouin7 wrote: What ever movie this is from

MULTIKILL!


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Topic: Can I run it?

Posted: 11/06/09 10:23 PM

Forum: General

Fallout 3 on the PC has a lot of problems, I bought it and after a heated back and forth with Bethesda they had nothing. The problem is you get CTD's often, even if you meet the specs. I would reconsider buying it.


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Topic: My girlfriend is cheating on me...

Posted: 11/06/09 10:22 PM

Forum: General

I posted a sarcastic comment in a thread with the same story a few hours ago. Regardless, I can't blame her since you came to a flash website to discuss your options.


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Topic: get off your fucking phones

Posted: 11/06/09 10:18 PM

Forum: General

I have the same problem, I am working on an EMP device that disrupts cell phones, hopefully it will destract them while I remove their intestines and replace it with hardline cords and condoms.


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Topic: "Frankie Foster" got blammed?

Posted: 11/06/09 09:42 PM

Forum: General

http://zone-sama.newgrounds.com/news/pos t/398622

Mystery solved, candy ass lawyers.


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Topic: My friend beat up my Girlfriend...

Posted: 11/06/09 06:58 PM

Forum: General

Don't worry about it champ, feminists ruined chivalry so beating up girls is okay because it stresses equality. LETS GO FEMINISTS


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Topic: "Frankie Foster" got blammed?

Posted: 11/06/09 06:56 PM

Forum: General

At 11/6/09 06:53 PM, Luis wrote: luckly i managed two have 3 solid wanks to it before it went bye bye. I'm pretty much good for another 2 days id say. Hopefully she/he makes new cartoon porn quick.

Shockingly, I honestly think thats not what this thread is about. Trust me, I am surprised as well.


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Topic: Strawberry Clock Pin Cushion/plush

Posted: 11/06/09 06:42 PM

Forum: General

Penicorn blushie/pin cushion next. Breeding ground for jokes and profit.


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Topic: What did everyone do last night?

Posted: 11/01/09 08:52 PM

Forum: General

I fired airsoft guns at kids and stole candy.


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Topic: Little Kid Kicked off of a Plane

Posted: 10/31/09 03:30 PM

Forum: General

Logically thinking it was unsafe because the passengers said they couldn't hear the safety announcements, but it probably took longer to taxi back and drop them off than it would to take the kid to the back or something so people could hear, the kid would have calmed down. That is logic, but I think the kid should have been dropped off at the tarmac.


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Topic: What Horror Movie Are You Watching?

Posted: 10/31/09 03:26 PM

Forum: General

I am watching the first halloween episode of That 70's Show at the moment.


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Topic: I'm not going trick or treating.

Posted: 10/31/09 03:25 PM

Forum: General

Its a hell of a lot funnier to set up traps with the weak/loud fireworks that are pressure sensative or setup tripwires for confetti ones. Simple camoflauge is a good tactic too. Make sure to point and laugh when the parents who are in the driveway swear at you.


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Topic: Post Your Halloween Costume!!

Posted: 10/31/09 03:24 PM

Forum: General

I haven't trick-or-treated since 3rd grade, I enjoy setting up firework traps to scare kids. But I have come up with some clever ideas, as well as heard some that I can't take credit for.

My main one is, wear regular clothes, and if someone asks you who you are, say you are God. There are many different explanations they might think of such as someone thinking they are God, or if they are saying god isn't real, or if God is a human, etc.

The other ones, probably been said before:

Wear boxers/pants/underwear etc and say you are a premature ejaculator, you came in your pants.

Risky/illegal: grope or make inappropriate comments about the opposite sex and say you are a sexual harasser. Not as funny but more fun.


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Topic: Baby survives train!

Posted: 10/18/09 11:09 AM

Forum: General

Without sound it doesn't seem that dramatic, it looked like the mom wasn't that worried.


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Topic: Any advice Newgrounds?

Posted: 10/18/09 11:06 AM

Forum: General

At 10/17/09 02:24 PM, Sinitech wrote: Ram your fist into his anus while he's sleeping.

You can substitute a baseball bat or a golf club for your fist, if you'd like.

It works for prison inmates, it just might work for him too.


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Topic: Personal Recipies.

Posted: 10/18/09 11:05 AM

Forum: General

I put olive oil in my cream of chicken soup, thats about it. I tried to cook a microwave burrito in a toaster once aswell.


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Topic: Supa Dad

Posted: 10/18/09 11:04 AM

Forum: General

At 10/18/09 10:46 AM, Gagsy wrote: My dad pretended that I was trapped in a UFO shaped balloon while he made me hide in an attic to keep the lie going.

My mom went on TV and said a black guy stole her car with me and my sibling in it, but it turns out she drowned us.


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Topic: Photoshop Asian Being Pushed!

Posted: 10/18/09 10:54 AM

Forum: General

At 10/18/09 10:50 AM, Atgod88 wrote: Those bastards!

Flash changed their location when I re-alligned. I need photoshop.

Photoshop Asian Being Pushed!


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Topic: Photoshop Asian Being Pushed!

Posted: 10/18/09 10:50 AM

Forum: General

Those bastards!

Photoshop Asian Being Pushed!


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Topic: Best Thing Ever.

Posted: 10/18/09 10:33 AM

Forum: General

I just got a hardon.

Best Thing Ever.


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Topic: Ever had that feeling??

Posted: 10/18/09 10:30 AM

Forum: General

I am always watching me, so yes.


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Topic: Smoking

Posted: 10/18/09 10:25 AM

Forum: General

WARNING: Smoking can cause deadly coolness.


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Topic: Peta Can Sue Ng!

Posted: 10/18/09 10:24 AM

Forum: General

PETA should sue PETA.


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Topic: Have you ever got fanmail

Posted: 10/18/09 10:21 AM

Forum: General

I got them for my shitty madness ejaculations I made.


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Topic: protip: Don't fake balloon boy

Posted: 10/18/09 10:18 AM

Forum: General

I think that kid just rick rolled America.


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Topic: Getting burned.

Posted: 10/18/09 10:16 AM

Forum: General

I tried to see how much hot glue i could use on my thumb. I got about half a stick on before my hand swelled up and blistered. It was pretty sweet/painful.


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Topic: Photoshop Bob's level icon.

Posted: 10/17/09 11:42 PM

Forum: General

My sincerest apologizes.

Photoshop Bob's level icon.


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Topic: Scariest game you have played?

Posted: 10/17/09 11:25 PM

Forum: General

Not many games "scare" me, they do a good job at startling but rarely do they make me like want to hide or run away. Closest game to scaring was probably Manhunt 2, mainly because you are basically trying to avoid horrible faceless commies, so you keep checking behind you to make sure there isn't anyone there. It gives a good cat-mouse feel because the people will scare the shit out of you if you turn around and see some of these freaks, plus they normally kill you so you basically empty a magazine everytime you hear a weird noise hoping that you get the guy before he brings his army of chainsaw wielding inbred crossburners.


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