Or not....whatever.
Here's what been going on with me:
About a month ago, my buddy Nate and I were playing some basketball at this church with a hoop in the front. We figured since no one was there, we shouldnt get hasseled for being in their parking lot. After about 30 minutes of playing, vans started pulling up. Girls started coming out of them. It felt like we were in the movies, because the wind in their hair was in like slow motion. These girls were fuckin' FINE!!!! So i took off my signature hooded zip-up sweatshirt, to show off what little muscle i had. We were thinking, "Wow, these are sheltered little christian girls who want a rebel in their lives. After years of being oppressed, they want the hot beef injection...". All of them were between 16 and 18 and were STACKED! A group of three came up to us, and they were all smiling, and what we thought, were giving us the -eye- . So we sat there talking to them, subtley(sp?) ...suttley???) hitting on them. They were all like, "You should come to our youth group, we need more boys". We were fools not to, so we told them, "OK". We went to it for about 3 weeks, and last week, Anna (the one im trying to get with) brought a friend. Her name was Teila. She started tweaking out about my mohawk (it has that effect on most girls ;) ). Well, the topic of the evening was something along the lines of judging on appearence, so of course, i was used as an example. I think im a pretty nice guy most of the time (except in Vj20's dreams :-/ ) so i agreed to go to the front of the room. Well, as i sat down i looked over at the tweaker, and to my suprise she was slowly writing "Bud is a pimp" on a peice of paper. and i didnt let her catch me looking at her, and i leaned over to my friend lindsey, and told her to watch. We were laughing soooo hard. I was thinking, "what a fucking tweak!". I hadnt really spoken to her at all. Now she is calling me 24/7 and shes a fucking retard! She says that im breaking her heart. And that The very mention of my name "makes her wet.". Now im doging phone calls. She Is a pig!
Thats it. Im on the phone with her now. Shes dumb. Bye bye.