I know someone who's actually afraid of cheese...

And you probably know him too :O

Meh...

Besides Alice in Wonderland and Tron Legacy, there's nothing in that list that really interests me...

It's all about Toy Story 3, the Green Hornet and (a guilty pleasure) The Expandables! :D

At 11/9/09 10:17 AM, MasterOfDaWay666 wrote: This could be considered offensive.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/19 5194

Well, it would be considered offensive only if you knew the story about the animator...
Besides that, it's pretty much "harmless" in terms of Flash offensiveness...

At 11/6/09 08:31 PM, Twilight wrote: I just don't get the concept.

Me neither, but I was pointing out that once the studios find a way to make a bundle out of a cheap (as in low production costs) movie, they tend to milk it out until its udders are totally dry.

Hence the SAW series.

This webcomic will now serve my point :

Wait...
Are you saying that a movie...
that costs near to nothing to produce...
and that manages to make over 80 millions in profit...
is getting a sequel?

My god, those producers are fucking visionnaries!
You can really see they're dedicated to the ART that is CINEMA!

At 11/6/09 08:18 PM, BigFatKid wrote: It's an expensive island that minutes away from the Golden Gate Bridge.

That explains alot...

At 11/6/09 01:02 AM, FBIpolux wrote: You're a wuss.

Says the guy who made out with a shemale...

At 11/6/09 09:42 AM, SteveGuzzi wrote:

At 11/6/09 09:36 AM, GlayWare wrote: That is an assumption.
A terribly bad assumption.

Nahh it's pretty cool Bernard H. Poopsworthy, Esq.

Please dont tease Lord Shitemeister the Third, it is not nice...

I miss the Expos...

Mine is a very obscure reference only Quebecers or well-informed indie cinema fans will get, but meh...
Here it is :

At 10/30/09 11:25 AM, Ejit wrote: It was a good satirical episode in some aspects, I think it's a shame they tainted it with the childish humour of Cartman singing Lady Gaga.

But still, childish humor is what made South Park so popular in the first place, so you can't blame them for going back to it every once in a while. The whole scene, while not really helpful to the main plot, gave me a chuckle.

At 10/30/09 10:55 AM, phsychopath wrote:

At 10/30/09 10:28 AM, Sawdust wrote: and enjoy talking about times past?

Yes actually.

Dude, seriously, you're 15! How the hell are you able to speak of "times past" without sounding ridiculous?

"Oh, I remember the glory days of 2000! I was only 6 and not a worry in the world! Gosh, everything was so much better back then...

At 10/26/09 07:01 PM, ForcedDj wrote: Whale Whores
The Japanese are on a mad-hunt to kill all the world's dolphins and whales. Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin Stan's big day. There seems to be no end to the senseless killing. Stan takes on the cause to save the dolphins from the Japanese.

In my opinion, it was the best episode of the season so far. The violence on the whales just seems so random up until the very end, where that brillant plot twist explains everything. Gotta love how Parker and Stone usually portray world leaders as extremely naïve and easy to dupe.

Also : FUCK YOU, WHALE!

At 10/29/09 07:05 PM, cool154 wrote: Fight Club was a book? Where can I get it?!?!

Oh god, you need to learn about Chuck Palahniuk RIGHT NOW!

When it ended...
That's pretty much my best high school memory...

At 10/26/09 11:36 PM, Gobblemeister wrote:

At 10/26/09 11:33 PM, jakenator85 wrote: I would kill The Beastie Boys for Mozart.

Really, I would.

The Beastie Boys are innovators of their genre and created some quality music

One of them is gonna die soon anyway...
Ok, that was horrible... I'm actually a huge dan of them...

how it will end., by AlantheBOX Type: Movie Rating: Ages 13+

You're welcome :)

I'd be tempted to say Kanye West, but aside from the ego, he's a pretty talented guy...

So I'd say Lady Gaga for Elliott Smith (as long as he doesn't kill himself again...)

At 10/24/09 10:59 PM, Piss wrote: ever heard of daniel johnston? he's probably the most real songwriter you'd ever find

Isn't he the one who made a deal with the Devil that went horribly wrong? :P

At 10/12/09 01:54 AM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: it's just weird that Quentin Tarantino was the President of the Cannes Film Festival Jury when Oldboy won the Grand Prix in 2004.

I actually read somewhere that he fought tooth and nail with the rest of the jury to give the Palme d'Or to Oldboy, but no one else agreed with him. They thought that choosing Fahrenheit 9/11 would send a more important message to the world (even though they denied it at the awards ceremony). So, this is how Oldboy was robbed the Palme d'Or by that fat sensationalist...

I even did a joke on it to ease the tension...

"Wow, my sex ed classes sure seem far away now..."

She didn't like it, and it didn't ease the tension...

Either A Day in Life by the Beatles (especially when you know that it's about how Lennon's mother was killed) or Videotape by Radiohead (the song that has been playing in my head over and over and over again)

Off my head, my favorite revenge movies would be Chan-wook Park's revenge trilogy :

- Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance
- Oldboy
- Lady Vengence

My favorite of the 3 being Oldboy, especially for its sadistically cruel ending!

I'm the biggest Wes Anderson fan and after the light disappointment that was Darjeeling Limited, I'm very excited to see this one. I never read the book, but the trailer really has me wanting for more, so I hope it will live up to my expectations (cause they are fucking high)...

At 10/5/09 07:14 PM, blazedhedghg743 wrote: I remember there was an animator who was in his 60s who did professional stuff in the 70s here...

I think you may be referring to Bruno Bozzetto...
Sadly,I think he deleted his account and stuff from the portal, but from what I can remember, he's the oldest NG user I've ever seen...

Here's something he had submitted to the Portal...

The fuck?!?
I took that picture!
How the hell did you manage to put your sly hands on it, you sly bastard? :3

I'm guessing that treacherous wetback as something to do with it...

At 10/2/09 10:25 AM, Charak wrote: I just got this msg from Mozilla

They just replaced the old "aftercrash" window that asks you if you want to start a new session or recover the old one by something a bit funnier...

Though it doesn't change the fact that Firefox as been crashing nonstop for me at work, so I'm getting fed-up. I'm also realising that Google Chrome is pretty good!

Mike Myers : failing comedy star
Michael Myers : serial killer

Learn to make the difference between the two cause your topic titles can get misleading :P

At 9/29/09 04:51 PM, DOCoSPADEo wrote: Doesn't Tom Fulp make some profit every time somebody buys one of his X Box LIVE arcade games?
he's also got the Newgrounds store.

You have no idea how much it costs to run a website as big as Newgrounds, do you?

At 9/29/09 01:15 AM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: if it's directed by david fincher, then it will be good

I HAVE SPOKEN!

What he said.
I think it will be interesting to get the story behind Facebook (though the guy is a bit young to have a movie made of him). Also, I'm really thrilled to see Timberlake doing that part. I think he's an awesome actor that just needs a working opportunity with a big director to really reach his full potential (and this could be it).