Why are you convinced people weren't able to take it Tom?

According to the replies I see here.. everyone was able to take it fine.. are you sure it required registration?

At 5/28/09 09:37 PM, TrantaLocked wrote:

At 5/28/09 05:59 PM, PsychoGoldfish wrote: Only when YOUR MOM is around

OH SNAP I GOT YOU GOOD!

You know acting like an immature retard will not entertain anyone around here.

Just because you are older doesn't mean acting like a dumbass makes you look cool.

It entertained me, you prick.

KICK ASS!!

what are guys talking about it "lagging"? It's as smooth as ever for me.. switch to Firefox or get a new computer :/

fucking love it. great work guys.

So sad that some people are still confused about the china rules improvement.. god damn how dumb can you be?

Stupid people make everything more fun.

At 4/2/09 02:07 PM, frenzy95 wrote: I HATE APRIL FOOLS DAY i thaught to myself hey tom isnt this stupid the only reason i come on to newgrounds is to watch violent cartoons.
Happy april fools everyone and tom.
~i guess~ lol

it was a joke. a very good and well executed joke. quit bitching about it, you can go without some cartoons for a single day.

At 4/2/09 05:51 PM, ImpendingRiot wrote: Well Tom, judging by some of the replies in this thread your baby is already smarter than a large portion of Newgrounds already.

Well said.

At 4/2/09 04:09 PM, RedVector wrote: Haha. This was great, I especially liked the pictures of Mao and how the mood smilies always was happy.
However, I have a hard time believing that people actually thought this was real.
I mean, as soon as you see the Chinese guy in front of the NG-Tank you should understand the joke.
I pray to god that you Americans know about the Massacre at Tianasquare.

Unfortunately ignorance is rampant across the world of the Tienanmen Square massacre.. but I definitely laughed when I saw the reference in the banner yesterday.

At 4/2/09 04:02 PM, JonBro wrote: Chairman Fulp and other admins... Exactly how many words DID you censor yesterday? It seems like you must have been coming up with a list all year, because there were a TON of words.

reposted from redsn64:

Newgrounds: China
Forum: rice paddy
April: China
Fools: Rules
Fool: Rule
F00l: Rule
"Fool's": Rules
"Fools'": Rules
joke: improvement
prank: improvement
layout: government
staff: comrades
Americans: Capitalist Pigs
American: Capitalist Pig
America: Capitalist Pigs
funny: class struggle
chinks: blessed people
chink: blessed person
animation: revolution
subjugation: cooperation
freedom: capitalist oppression

"it's": is
"don't": no

blammed: celebrated
blamming: celebrating
blams: celebrations
blam: celebrate
moderate: subjugate
moderator: oppressor
moderation: subjugation
remodded: executed
modded: subjugated
spammed: reformed
spamming: reforming
spammers: reformers
spammer: reformer
spam: reform
Kongregate: Imperialists
Armor Games: Capitalist Aggressors
ArmorGames: Capitalist Aggressors
flash: bicycle
flashes: bicycles
games: physical exercises
game: physical exercise
movies: mental exercises
movie: mental exercise
censorship: cleaning and rectifying
censored: cleaned and rectified
censor: clean and rectify

fucking: liberating
fucked: united
fuck: liberate
faggot: comrade
gay: awesome
ghey: awesome
bullshit: bowl of rice
shitty: lovely
shits: loves
shit: love
pisses me off: makes me happy
crap: love
cock: tank
bitches: ladies
bitch: lady
porn: fortune cookie
dicks: chopsticks
dick: Chinese

worse: better
worst: best
least: most
lame: great
stupid: stupendous
failure: success
FAIL: SUCCESS
hate: love
wrong: right
dumb: awesome
ugly: pretty
sucked: ruled
sucks: rules
sucking: ruling
suck: rule
boring: exciting
fake: real
angry: happy
agnry: happy
terrified: overjoyed
king: field person
queen: field person

users: workers
user: worker
noob: worker
n00b: worker
idiot: gentleman
idiots: gentlemen
moron: gentleman
fool: gentleman
death: victory
dying: farming
died: reincarnated
raped: revolutionized
rape: revolutionize
beer: sake
wine: sake
Bible: Manifesto
religion: opiate of the masses
religious: indoctrinated
abortion: mandatory civil duty
mature: unfortunate content
adult: unfortunate content

OMFG: Oh My Dictatorship of the Proletariat
zomg: Oh My Dictatorship of the Proletariat
OMG: Oh My Dictatorship of the Proletariat
LMAO: giggle
LOL: giggle
GTFO: Leave in disgrace

sad: happy
bad: good
ban: reform
lie: truth
ass: bottom
God: Dictatorship of the Proletariat
BBS: rice paddy
Tom: Chairman Fulp
mod: oppressor
fag: comrade
the:
teh:
AG: Capitalist Aggressors
NG: China
a:
scores: levels of enlightenment
score: level of enlightenment
submissions: offerings
submission: offering
cunts: hearts
cunt: heart
fucks: citizens
votes: wishes
vote: wish
cum: future seed
tits: nourishments
tit: nourishment
vagina: life tunnel
blowjob: happy time
anal: surprise
lesbian: ideal
website: THE STATE
wtf: WELCOME TO FORTUNE
think: accept
fuckers: imperialists
fucker: imperialist
tibet: great province of the People's Republic of China
swear: oath
blockers: assistants
blocker: assistant
blocked: improved

crappy: beautiful
unblock: oppress
thread: communication
cartoon: means of production
balls: wontons
Public Radio: Socialist Manifesto
ray: heavenly beam
sale: redistribution
shirt: textile
our: collective

oppose: subvert
eat: consume with relish
not liking: very enjoying
atack: embrace
attack: embrace
blood: water of life
pisses: empowers
pissed: empowered
piss: empower
annoying: empowering
annoy: give

motherfucker: imperialist
motherfuckers: imperialists
trade: redistribute
filter: enhancement
wordfilter: word enhancement

At 4/2/09 03:47 PM, hiroe wrote: WALL OF TEXT

wat

At 4/2/09 03:35 PM, DocSprite wrote:

At 4/2/09 02:31 PM, TomFulp wrote: close the Flash and Audio Portals. While this was tempting,

I can't believe I'm saying this, but you are the biggest idiot in the world for actually CONSIDERING shutting down the Portal.

Chairman Fulp always knows best.

At 4/2/09 03:13 PM, redsN64 wrote: motherfucker: imperialist
motherfuckers: imperialists
trade: redistribute
filter: enhancement
wordfilter: word enhancement

sumfin like that

haha great list fellow comrade.

So fucking hilarious. Definitely the best April Fools joke I have ever seen and probably will ever see. It was not only funny, but had an underlying message and hopefully increased awareness of Chinese censorship and the importance of freedom of expression on all forms of media.

You really outdid yourself this time Tom!! Also, it was awesome and pathetic to see all the people who never quite caught on. You must've received more PMs yesterday than ever before.

It's going to be near impossible to beat this next year though, good luck.

The best part of the joke was seeing all the retards (or fools?) cry about it and post long angry comments about how Newgrounds sold out to China. A lot of times they sorta caught on "I hope it's an April Fools joke" and yet still managed to remain too stupid to put it all together. Usually when I checked their profiles they tended to be 13 years old, but really being young is no excuse for being a fucking dipshit.

I thought it was fucking hilarious, best April Fools EVER. And to all of you who tried to ruin the joke, fuck you!

At 4/1/08 10:42 AM, TomFulp wrote: I figured if I wasn't gonna do shit for April Fools Day, I might as well do shit.

This is thoroughly depressing. You've depressed everyone on such a happy day. Siighh. I'm going to go cut myself now.

It looks fantastic, and is a great redesign of the aged review layout. Anyone who disagrees is a moron.

the end.

I'm pretty sure Tom Fulp is the resurrection of Jesus. If anybody sees him walk on water, report to the forums immediately

At 10/11/07 06:21 PM, Ajax-Cubed wrote: That was very nice of Luis.

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And yes, Newgrounds has been getting some very great games recently.

Portals I thought was very original. Was portals an actual video game? If it was, I don't really care. The game still rocks.

Yeah, it's the new Half Life game.. just released yesterday I think.

Man Tom Fulp, you're a real model citizen. I think we should all look up to you.

Mr. Newgrounds is an American hero.

So far, all the submissions are terrible and don't even follow the guidelines.. except for a few. It's really annoying to see copied artwork and logos in 90% of them, who are these morons? Besides, many of them are clearly not vector graphics.

I think the NG moderators need to be more strict. Delete any submission that is clearly bullshit or has no chance of winning due to user stupidity.

Haha, Newgrounds is getting free slave labor. Awesome idea johnnyutah.

At 9/27/07 03:18 PM, JohnnyUtah wrote: OUCH

doesnt look like the fags on dig like it very much.

of course, all they vote up are articles on Linux, videos of cats, and worthless top ten lists. so much for that

Diggers like cock jokes. Bring them back and you will be a hero.

Well Tom, the diggers didn't like it too much judging by the comments and it ended up being buried after it hit the front page.

Anyway, I liked it, but I thought the first one was much more applicable to my sense of humor.. yeah I want the cock jokes back, I'll admit it.

BTW, what is this?: "Some account type thingy here." Interesting..

At 9/26/07 05:39 PM, Korgha wrote: ever thought of a brackenwood day?

Maybe if he released animations more frequently! What is it.. one every two years?

or Maybe it just seems long to me because I'm always waiting for the next one..

At 9/10/07 03:24 PM, johnkilo wrote: I used to despise Justin Timberlake until I saw him on SNL and he was hilarious. He's a pretty talented individual even though I don't particularly care for his manufactured, corporate-pushed music, so I understand where you're coming from.

Same here, the SNL 'Dick in a Box' vidoe was hilarious. If it weren't for that, I'd still hate him.

I don't like his style of music, but there's no denying that he's talented.

Oh god.. so this is what marriage does to men.

I bet Stamper called Tom a faggot at that meeting. He may have deserved it.

Just kidding, Justin's "Dick in a Box" SNL video was AWESOME. He's redeemed himself to me.

The new stamper flashes are hilarious.. but I only see 5, not 6..?

Uh Oh....

("illegal text"?)