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zombie massacre survival Posted March 11th, 2010 in General

were trapped in this little home,no electricity,no water,nothing but the groan and moans of the zombies outside,what do we do?

who ever gets the best suggestion will be excepted (this is a forum game BTW)

Response to: Would you.. Posted March 11th, 2010 in General
At 3/9/10 02:53 PM, Mismo wrote:
At 3/9/10 02:51 PM, wtfyourface wrote: I have seen so many threads about sucking dick lately... it's almost as if some of you are trying to say something... just admit it already.
Alright you got us. NG is a secret website for homosexuall and women.

| Women can suck dick to you know.

speaking of which,we do have gay users in this site,i,ve spotted a cuple of gay oriented games on the portal during UJ,and no, i thou shall not suck a dick.

Response to: If Quagmire was real... Posted March 11th, 2010 in General

no but he'd go giggity at your sig,puddin n64

Response to: Hey newgrounds... Posted March 11th, 2010 in General

omg!!!your back!!!! who are you????

Response to: Christian beats daughter to death Posted March 10th, 2010 in General

Cos God said it is.

what???? are you saying that god wants kids to be beaten?

Response to: Unusual Sandwich Mixes Posted March 9th, 2010 in General

yum yum!

Response to: Christian beats daughter to death Posted March 9th, 2010 in General
At 3/8/10 03:07 PM, WhiteDJ wrote: But the Schatz's decided that God wanted her beaten. So they did.

That's not christianity, that's islamic extremism.

no thats fascist thoughts,and how can you justify that its "islamic" rights?

Response to: If Tom Fulp Posted March 8th, 2010 in General

the one meters feet way,6 other pumpkins to the right.

Response to: Whats this all about? Posted March 7th, 2010 in General
At 3/7/10 07:37 AM, Roytheshort3 wrote: Oh god, begginning of flame war!

QUICK CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!!

Look at this puppy.

so cute that i can eat it!

Response to: Stereotypes? Posted March 7th, 2010 in General

ever since? so you were white all this time? did you mean you've always been black?

Response to: Instant Sex!!! Posted March 7th, 2010 in General

surely that masterbation is natural,but then again,thinking about these blow up dolls creeps me out,ever since my brother stated that now they look a olittle more real......its not that i am saying that anime looking ones should only exsist,but trying to say that one day,we dont confuse humans with blow up dolls O_o.....

Response to: Computer Does Not Compute Posted March 7th, 2010 in General

CANNOT COMPUTE!

Response to: My hands. Posted March 7th, 2010 in General
At 2/18/10 01:03 PM, assassin1337 wrote: because they attract the ladies?

well,i should have said
"oh oh,looks like you were masterbating to much!"

Response to: Depressing stuff. Posted March 7th, 2010 in General
At 3/6/10 12:18 PM, Ericho wrote: The most depressing thing is definitley this. I am glad I got into this discussion early, so I could show something that is truly terrible.

ahh it the westboro baptist church,how can they be so......deprissingly annoying!

Response to: Here's A Mindfuck For You. Posted February 18th, 2010 in General

strange,but i also heard that an Australian news stated that someone died,but turned out alive,crazy right?

(or maybe walt disney wasnt cremated/cypopreserved he might be alive :3)

Response to: Do you know what these are? Posted February 18th, 2010 in General

crushing vaginas with foot hasn't been so much much for lucky star.......DESU!

Response to: My hands. Posted February 18th, 2010 in General

because they attract the ladies?

Response to: Have your parents ever told you.. Posted February 18th, 2010 in General

not really.

Response to: Going to jail for a long time, Posted February 18th, 2010 in General

drugs ruin lives...remember that.

Response to: I kissed a girl last night. Posted February 18th, 2010 in General
At 2/17/10 09:46 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Guy's expression.

And that's all folks.

chris crocker at 51

Response to: Dubai Posted February 18th, 2010 in General

haven't been there since 2006,i went there more often because i am from Bahrain,and UAE is near it.

Response to: mind i tell you a stupid joke?? Posted February 17th, 2010 in General
At 2/17/10 09:29 AM, Mechabloby wrote: I understood that joke but I do not understand where the humour element is found within it.

Did this REALLY deserve a whole thread?

don't ask me i didn't make it,my internet self made that stupid joke.

Response to: Wade!!! Posted February 17th, 2010 in General
No, it's a completely different situation. It's his site, he made the rules, he can change them, you agreed to them, he can do whatever the fuck he wants. Deal with it.

That, and he's pretty much just doing his job, deleting spam and spammers' accounts. What's wrong with that?

well,then he should delete carljohnson because he based of GTA SA's main character,and the flash where to me,crap.

Response to: mind i tell you a stupid joke?? Posted February 17th, 2010 in General

in case you guys dont get it:

GEOMETRY WARS IS A REAL GAME,AND GEOMETRY IS ALSO A MATHEMATICAL SYSTEM,now you get it?

Response to: date sites on Ng, wtf? Posted February 17th, 2010 in General

yeah its not like we need a RELATIONSHIP or something,as long i got the medals.....sniff.....

Response to: NG preggers, baby Posted February 17th, 2010 in General
At 2/17/10 02:37 AM, Famiry wrote: I'm trying to put a baby in you, Tom Fulp. Why you no have uterus?

Anyone else having this problem?

that baby looks like hes going to EAT ME!

Response to: mind i tell you a stupid joke?? Posted February 17th, 2010 in General
At 2/17/10 09:14 AM, Seraphim17 wrote: Painfully wack.

as in stupid?

Response to: i hope you enjoyed hentai bliss... Posted February 17th, 2010 in General
At 2/16/10 11:40 AM, Dmabster wrote: ...are you drunk?

i am under aged... :(

mind i tell you a stupid joke?? Posted February 17th, 2010 in General

whats a mathematicians favorite video game?

GEOMETRY WARS!!!! :D

is it lame???

Response to: Milk causes cancer! Posted February 17th, 2010 in General
At 2/17/10 08:18 AM, HazeStigma wrote: You can get cancer from anything, and nothing at the same time, its fine if you get cancer as long as you get it in the early stages.

yes,and i got cancer from the bill o'reily show.

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