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At 5/6/10 03:00 PM, HotHoboSex wrote: I have ice cream... In my pants

Am I doing it right?

your doing fine....in my pants!

hey guys say every regular thing you'd say here,and then say "in my pants!"
for example:
hey guys,wanna see a movie.....in my pants!?

mine is the Magnum!

At 5/5/10 10:52 PM, pirogpod wrote: The fastest i can type is about 40 words per minute. How about u how fast can you type?

faster than a speeding bullet. (5 seconds)

At 5/6/10 08:08 AM, ilikegames12 wrote: Which would you rather have?

shower.

elite beat agents and sonic rush.

At 5/4/10 08:47 PM, The-word-destroyer wrote: I got $121.22, A condom, Social security card, Driver's license, Food handlers license, TABC license, Credit card, School I.D card, Picture of ex girlfriend, Pictures of sisters and brothers, and a few receipts.

And you?

34 BD,two arcade cards,and a free mcdonald coupon on a can tab.

At 4/29/10 09:01 AM, Soldorado wrote: I live in El Salvador (That's in Central America), and I NEVER would've expected to see ANYTHING Newgrounds related here... I was both shocked AND happy! I decided to take a pic with my lousy no-good cellphone while my girlfriend stared at me like I was a freak... haha

i wish that there's also going to be a castle crashers one.

i recommend getting an XP,they work super smooth!

At 5/3/10 12:45 AM, ThePhantomGamer wrote: He created a popular flash, and it seems he hasn't done anything since.

much like so many other users,like lulzunlimited,who recently came back to the to post a game.

At 5/2/10 12:02 PM, newgroundskeeperjim wrote: Wish, wish, wish.

sweet kiss,volt tackle,twister.

At 5/2/10 10:18 AM, assassin1337 wrote:

At 5/2/10 02:54 AM, assassin1337 wrote: gift from god:go left and right and press the action button and you'll get a car falling from the sky.

adultery:have sex with 3 other women without your wife noticing
faithful:read the bible everyday and do good

banked up:rob every bank in town.

At 5/2/10 02:54 AM, assassin1337 wrote: gift from god:go left and right and press the action button and you'll get a car falling from the sky.

adultery:have sex with 3 other women without your wife noticing
faithful:read the bible everyday and do good

At 5/2/10 03:23 AM, sixflab wrote: You would of thought this guy would know that Michael Jackson died but I guess not.

i've always knew that he died,but i am just asking a simple question.

Michael has been going through alot of surgery back then,but how DOES he look like without it.

gift from god:go left and right and press the action button and you'll get a car falling from the sky.

i never saw anything weird as a kid,but i did HEAR something,at midnight,i heard an old lady singing,me and my brother woke up and he told me about how that woman had a mental disability,and rumors say that she went outside naked.

by the mystery guitar man

it an imouth! :D

i dont mind if they redesign the site or not,but it would matter if they took off something.

At 5/2/10 01:23 AM, TheFucktard wrote: lol wtf?

hows that even gay in the first place?

At 5/1/10 05:50 PM, monopoly346 wrote: this new system from microsoft looks pretty cool, but what do u guys think of it?

its fake,i've heard about this for 2 years and knew it was fake.

At 5/1/10 09:44 AM, NinjaDonut wrote: I often spend many awake at night longing for the feel of a persons warmth, approval and love, but i never have any. How do I stop being so damn emotional?

srs buisiness

take antidepressants,they'll halp ya!

At 4/25/10 03:38 PM, mario-dude wrote: So newgrounds, How retarded was your first post? I know for a fact mine was.....

This will probably only apply to people who signed up at 13

my first post was my first thread,its about the arrest of sirtom93.

At 3/29/09 05:06 AM, Maximus wrote: So for pretty much all my life i've had on and off ear infections. I've had grommets twice, and on one occasion, picked my own grommet out of my ear. It was disgusting.

So I suddenly got these ear pains, went to the doctor. Got given anti-biotics and have an ear infection. This is really annoying because I haven't had one in the last 8-9 months. It was my record!

So guys, have you ever encountered these annoying pains in your ear?

i used to have eye infection for one whole week....then my mother have to me eye drops every time.

At 4/28/10 08:20 PM, Sekhem wrote: there's this user named sekhem

he's what makes newgrounds awesome

theres also a guy named assassin1337

he's a REALLY sexy user,and what makes the site 2x awesomer!

At 5/1/10 12:17 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Let's say somehow, somewhere, you have had a kid. You're in the maternitiy with your wife, and both thinking of names. You both agree for whatever reason to name it after your username.

How do you think the kid's like will be? School? Work?

i think i am going to name my child under my deviantART username colonel bulletbill (cololnelbulletbill)

At 4/30/10 03:59 AM, Minty-Hippo wrote: How much money would someone have to pay you to stick there dick, in your poopchute?

Me? About 2000 bucks, Maybe 2500 if there like... Hideous.

over 9000 dollars,but i can give em a nickle if they tickle my pickle in return!

At 4/30/10 12:02 AM, SaghettiGuy wrote: This girl is really cute and I like her and she likes me but she has a pimple on her cheek so I think I will lose my social status by dating her. advice

one way:take that pimple off of hers!

At 4/30/10 01:23 AM, slingshot14 wrote: Would you?

Like if they looked just like you in the face but they had long hair, boobs, and a vagina.

Would you tap that?

I personally wouldn't, I''d just be to freaked out.

Why do I put spaces between my lines?

Why did I make this thread?

not necessarily the same looks,but only with the same interests i would.

At 4/29/10 12:47 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote: Lounging around the threads anymore?

I'm sure they have lives, but so do I. I find time to pay attention to others.

I'm starting to think they don't love us anymore.

because they have other projects to do,tom is making another behemoth game and raising a family.
wade does whatever he would do,the forums aren't everything.