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Response to: What makes you barf? Posted September 3rd, 2010 in General
At 9/2/10 12:55 AM, fuzzum111 wrote: whats going on this thread guys.

Wow! I didn't even barf at this once!

Response to: I had sex with my teacher! Posted September 2nd, 2010 in General
At 9/2/10 09:29 PM, Donut wrote:
At 9/2/10 09:28 PM, Evil-Sausage wrote: So what grade did your teacher give you? A for awesome sex?
Or A for anal sex.

Or did she give a B?

Response to: Men in their 20s going bald... Posted September 2nd, 2010 in General
At 9/2/10 03:30 PM, Falonefal wrote: Masturbation.

It leads to balding.

Masturbation.

:It leads to blindness.

Response to: Describe your sibling(s) Posted September 2nd, 2010 in General

My brother and I have a good connection with each other,we even like to joke around,In other words he really knows me.

Its probably because we're both left handed

Also,I do have a sister,but we don't share as much in common,shes probably spying on me right now on her laptop.

Response to: Coolest way to lose all your money? Posted September 2nd, 2010 in General
At 9/2/10 01:14 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: Ever played Russian Roulette?

We haven't,but I did make a board game out of it.

Response to: 14 Year old dating a 20 year old? Posted September 2nd, 2010 in General
At 9/1/10 11:54 PM, Kevin wrote: That's not weird, my dad is 9 years older than my mom.

Same here,my dad is 52 and my mom is in her early 40s.

Response to: Help! Images burned into my screen! Posted September 2nd, 2010 in General

Haha,call a computer programmer to help out with this.

Response to: Your porn star name Posted September 2nd, 2010 in General

Jordan Lebanon,winner of the Cockawards 2010 for directing and starring in "DurTE HanDz".

Response to: Why is jake mad (photoshop) Posted September 1st, 2010 in General

What sucks that he couldn't listen to video game nostalgia.

Why is jake mad (photoshop)

Response to: "so Many Asians On Ng?" Posted September 1st, 2010 in General

Well people have forgotten that there are SO MANY OF EVERYBODY in Newgrounds.

Response to: This..uh... Girl...? (story) Posted September 1st, 2010 in General
At 9/1/10 08:54 PM, hitman1993 wrote: People please! I am NOT an asshole. I am NOT a narcissist. It's just me and my friends observing the ugliness of one girl. It should have stopped there, but they decided to make me look like an asshole.

You really have brave friends.

Response to: How do I crack my arm? Posted September 1st, 2010 in General
At 9/1/10 04:26 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: like this.

Wow....just....wow.

Response to: My cat did something bad Posted September 1st, 2010 in General
At 9/1/10 01:26 PM, NOOBIS wrote: Speaking of cats. Has anyone ever seen this cat before, i saw it and was like WTF? lol. want!

Must have!!

Response to: Best typos/made up words Posted September 1st, 2010 in General

I created the word Rubicks Roll'd,that's if you Re read the history of the creator of the cube.

Response to: The best thing to say during sex Posted September 1st, 2010 in General

"I WAS IN VIETNAM!!!!"

Response to: My NG Cookbook. Posted August 31st, 2010 in General

Cockroach asparagus stew,Delicious! :F

Response to: Weird Cookies. Posted August 31st, 2010 in General
At 8/31/10 03:36 PM, Sindread wrote:
At 8/31/10 03:35 PM, KenriZeR2 wrote: Give it to spongebob.
He said he likes blueberry cookies, not chocolate n' chip cookies.

Who cares! they both taste bad since they're under water!

Response to: Best Home-made Swear Word Posted August 31st, 2010 in General

Tititusshitfuckus,everybody uses it!

Response to: Sunglasses=Thinki ng? Posted August 30th, 2010 in General
At 8/30/10 10:42 PM, RyderOmega wrote: I never really cared what it says, only that it looks like the kinda guy that is dangerous, yet pretty cool. Why? because of the sunglasses.

You're only more dangerous if you taken of the glasses.

Well,at least this guy.

Sunglasses=Thinki ng?

Response to: my uncle just died Posted August 30th, 2010 in General

No ones sure yet? then this must be a murder!

Only I,Great detective Mouri Kogoro will save the day! <laughing strangely>

my uncle just died

Response to: WeHaveFreshFail Posted August 30th, 2010 in General
At 8/29/10 11:43 PM, Kanon wrote:
At 8/29/10 11:40 PM, Outlet wrote:
At 8/29/10 11:38 PM, Kanon wrote: Who the fuck let this gnome in here?!?!
who the fuck let you in this fuckhole of a place? go suck on yo momma's tits mofo'.
hmmmm quick question, Should I gut you myself or have a mod do it for me?

Make the mods do it,they have powerful hands.

Response to: What is to your left ! Posted August 30th, 2010 in General

I can't,I shouldn't move my laptop.

Its only a printer and bookshelves.
Response to: Who brought Candlejack Back Posted August 29th, 2010 in General

CandleJack can suck my-

Response to: No boys allowed! Posted August 29th, 2010 in General
At 8/29/10 10:12 PM, Bitshift wrote: Waut?

Can you guys take a joke;I'm sure that its a super hot brunette!

Response to: Newgrounds Redesign? Posted August 29th, 2010 in General
At 8/29/10 09:55 PM, ihatesonic1 wrote: I'm going to put this here for future reference

Looks bad don't it?

Remember when the Ng MAG button was in this tab? good times.

Response to: Most Bad Ass Fictional Character Posted August 29th, 2010 in General

This dude over there.

Most Bad Ass Fictional Character

Response to: Do I ruin topics? Posted August 29th, 2010 in General

Yes.
You are bad luck.

Response to: i am working on a secret project Posted August 29th, 2010 in General
At 8/29/10 12:03 AM, quagmire690 wrote: a secret, always needs to be solved

OH SHIT!

Response to: Newgrounds Police Dept. Posted August 29th, 2010 in Clubs & Crews
At 8/29/10 12:58 AM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: Hey guys, I found a pretty er...
Bad flash on the portal.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/54 6806
It's no hentai, don't worry. It's actually a fucking survey advertisement.
Whistle it?

lol same here,look at the reviews.

The left handed club Posted August 29th, 2010 in Clubs & Crews
As you must know,there are only 7% of the worlds population who are left handed,so meaning that we are very rare.

As the title says it welcome to the The left handed club! were people can join if they are left handed or natural ambidextrous,you can talk about everything you like in this thread.

Those are the rules
No spamming
No racial speeches
No sexual acts or harassment of other users
Keep it Safe For Work

Discuss.

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