At 11/28/09 03:23 PM, cool154 wrote:

At 11/21/09 08:35 PM, dmansland wrote: Playing Donkey Kong Country 2 at this moment. For some reason, I find it a shitload harder than the original.

I think it's because most of the enemies have range in that one, where as in DK1, most of them just walked around. Although I think the bosses in DK1 are quite a bit harder.

You wouldn't believe how long I took beating that fucking Bee. I hated that boss. Although there were easy ones, like the Oil Drum who's name I can't remember.

At 12/3/09 06:01 PM, Lamar537 wrote: Shameless self promotion is against the rules.

Backseat modding is also against the rules.

Bad luck about your game getting low reviews, if you want reviews you can optionally ask the Review Request Club to review your flash. They usually come through and will get you a few more.

I got one of those that said 'WANG' followed by like 4 more random characters. It was the high point of my shitty life.

At 12/3/09 04:09 PM, StarF68 wrote:

At 12/3/09 03:51 PM, Ass-Crumb wrote: I drink and smoke on the weekends, and seldomly at that. I really don't understand all those idiots who will talk about how weed is their life or how everything is better on it.

I don't really understand that either, I have a couple friends who are basically dependent on the stuff. Apparently it's not addictive, but they won't do anything without it, so it might as well be. "What? We're going to a movie? Hold up, I need to get high first otherwise it'll suck."

Eh, it's kind of half true. It's not physically addictive, which makes a pretty big difference. Whereas if you smoke cigarettes or drink alot you could eventually have withdrawals and all that which can cause a variety of problems. Weed gives you a mental addiction so basically if you smoke it everyday and are as addicted as you really can get stopping suddenly would basically just make you cranky for a few days and want to smoke. It's kind of like binge eating or I guess a better comparison for you would be with mountain dew. If you drink a shitload and just stop you're going to want it, crave it even, but you still don't really need it that much.

And to be honest, I've never gotten high and everything was all of a sudden cooler. Like Dracula. When I'm sober it's fine, I can sit through it, I'd get bored eventually but I can watch the whole damn movie, but my friend said that it was way better high, so I tried it and got bored in like 20 minutes and pretty much just said "fuck that shit", and went and made myself a sandwich.

Last time I took a break from this place my grades went up like 4 or 5 %. It could just be a coincidence, but still, pretty nice.

That sounds like a shitty situation.

I drink and smoke on the weekends, and seldomly at that. I really don't understand all those idiots who will talk about how weed is their life or how everything is better on it. Alcohol I can kind of understand but most people my age don't really have many problems with alcohol, problems caused by it, but not really problems with it.

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At 12/3/09 06:35 AM, AdY886 wrote: how you dare to insult him
shame on you

Fuck MJ.

Seriously, he didn't even write his own music. He made the lyrics for about half of his songs, and that's pretty much it. At best, he played piano a couple of times, but aside from that he was just a shitty pop singer who managed to get incredibly ugly and play with kids in the most awkward way imaginable. Fuck, I've heard people talk about how bands like The Beatles or Nirvana were manufactured to be big by the media and other retarded shit like that, but to be honest if someone said that about MJ I'd totally fucking believe it without much regard for a second thought.

At 12/1/09 06:57 PM, benjix555 wrote: I think this is sufficient enough.

And at only $13.95!

I read that book and it was a complete load of horse shit. Seriously, the guy who wrote it didn't want to compile some sort of survival guide to zombies so much as he wanted to say "I know more about zombies than you" as if there's some definitive canon complete with scientific ramblings completely unspoken for when it comes to zombies that only he knows about.

I've seen topics about the best drummer, singer, and guitarist, but no topics about this... Who do you think is the best pianist, organist, or whatever other kind of keyboardist ever?

For me, I'd say Ray Manzarek of The Doors. Listen to this or this and you'll get a good idea of why I think so. Not only that, but at the same time he was playing the bass on the piano- The Doors never had a bassist, only Ray playing bass on his organ. So basically he plays really amazing organ lines and basslines at the same goddamn time.

Second pick is Matt Bellamy. Listen to a couple of songs off Muse's new album or this from about 3:20 forward and you'll see why.

Seasick, By The Mission Orange.

An album most likely none of you have heard of, it was made by a couple of guys from Mount Vernon Washington who looked at music and said "Fuck that shit." And decided to be a two piece and expirement with guitar sounds. And I don't mean some retarded tech expirement wherein they make their guitars sound like a bass and piano for some retarded reason, I mean they use different sounding chord progressions and tunings.

Basically, it toggles from two extremes: With distortion and without. Holy shit. They're kind of like the White Stripes, except instead of being as little as possible it strives to have the biggest sound possible with only two people. Quite the mantra, but it works well with them.

For the most part, the album was pretty solid. There's only two real problems. Number one, lack of guitar sounds. As I said, it pretty much toggles between really Jack White sounding guitar and acoustic with piano in the background. Second problem is the singer. He's alright and it compliments the music, but his range is pretty limited. Again, comparing to White Stripes, I'd say that there guitarist is better than Jack White in technical skill, but his vocals aren't nearly as distinctive.

And to finish the comparison to the White Stripes, let's just say that their drummer doesn't suck ass. He's better than Meg White by a long shot, but to be honest pretty much any drummer is. The guys pretty good, but he never really cuts loose or anything.

If you want to have a good preview, of their songs on Myspace Postcard and Quick Little Girl are the only songs off the album currently on there. They're both pretty good, but they are far from the best they have to offer. And then there's their other songs. Hammer Fever and Madrone are good songs to listen to first.

But as I said before, if you end up liking them, don't even bother trying to find a physical copy of their music anywhere. Short of knowing them personally you'll never find one. If you search up Mission Orange on iTunes you can buy their album. It's well worth the 9 or 10 dollars.

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At 12/1/09 10:55 AM, Goldfire64 wrote: hey guys, What's the point in thinking? Chances are after so many thoughts they will just get forgotten amongst new thoughts.

Hey guys, what's the point of doing anything? Chances are after you do something it will just get forgotten amongst new actions.

Sorry, I'm too used to sucking at this point and I am afraid I may not be able to participate due to the fact that I suck.

At 11/30/09 07:43 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: Grunge was a silly little farce that was based off of punk, which was really nothing more than a fashion statement. Judging off your name I'd think you'd have better taste in music.

Also, I'm glad Jim and Jimi are dead. Nothing more annoying than an old rock star who thinks he's young and still putting out records that embarrass their listeners.
They were only significant to that era, which made them special. You can't just take them and remarket them back to the younger generations, but now I'm rambling.

Anyway, dicks are nutritious and tasty.

Grunge sucked. Seriously, all it was was a big, incoherent mess. Distorted power chords, unintelligible lyrics, a bass line with two or three equally easy parts. Hell, the only person in the mix who was actually decent was usually the drummer. All it was was a cheaper, more commodified and more profitting version of punk, something I hate just as equally.

As for Jim and Jimi, I'd say they had atleast one or two decent albums in them when they died. And Eric Clapton and Dave Gilmour are still making okay music, and same with a few others.

But seriously, rock isn't dead. A bunch of cunts just think "omfg classic rock why hasn't this kind of music been made nowadays?" When it's because no one fucking cares. There are plenty of bands that are at the very least attempting it and getting fucking ignored in favor of buying remastered Beatles albums or whatever new Robert Plant box set they decided to release that year. Fuck you.

Fuck, you may complain about grunge and metal being power chords but it's not like classic rock wasn't just shredding, riffs and barre chords.

At 11/30/09 05:58 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: I'll be doing my alternative awards again this year, when those fascist and sexist "real" awards come out.

Too bad your thread has already been deleted.

I used to like metal a bit. Not a huge enthusiast or anything, but a casual listener.

Fuck, it seems like Metallica pretty much ruined it for everybody. Seriously, after them everyone decided they were awesome and that Metallica was totally cool, and it leads to people buy their albums and then just ditching it like it was some random fad soon after.

And for that matter, Metal as a whole has never been cool. All the people I've ever met who are completely into metal are fucking nerds. The kind of people who talk about swords and air guitar. The closest thing to metalheads being popular is the fact that screamo is popular, which is slightly similar in concept.

Because everyone's at work, sleeping, or at school.

Should be a pretty obvious answer.

Christfuck McHammer.

Great name for anything really.

Wait what?

I thought everyone on this site was mentally retarded. Why is this kid a big deal?

He just wants hugs like the rest of us.

At 11/23/09 12:18 PM, Makakaov wrote: 1.Me jealous of some stupid ignorant dumbass who's iq is lower than my dog's?
2.Lines of this movie weren't genious. They sucked balls and you nkow that.
3.This movie contained Fat Freddy.
4.I'm not that dumb as Arnold is to start in the politics. You really care about what he does there as governor? You don't even know what he wants to do on that seat. Noone cares. Everyone choosen him because he's a celebrity. everyone knows him and think he's a superduperkickass. But he's just an actor. In real life he isn't going into shop and destroying everythink on shelfs and kicking everyones' ass. He's normal man with normal life like Jason Statham. They're both actors. and if you jugde film by appearance of Arnold in it, you're just dumb.

Dude, now I'm like 100% certain that you're just jellyous.
1. Jellyous.
2. They totally were, you've probably never even fucking seen it. This movie was practically Shakespearean.
3. You are an idiot. He is meant to be the bad guy, and besides that movie had Pedro from Napolean Dynamite and he was like gay and shit in it anyway and I'm pretty sure that's like 2 times worse.
4. You're just jellyous that Arnold loves America and it's people unlike that ass sucker Jason Statham who probably hates America because he's an Australian butthole.

And Arnold Schwarzenegger could totally kick anyones ass. He's the governor of awesome.

At 11/23/09 12:05 PM, Makakaov wrote: That movie has Australians in it. and what? You gonna cry? This is a real good action movie with dynamic scenes. And if some dumbass who was made star by some fat turds who write film scenarios and now is governor or some other political shit is your idol, i suggest going to doctor and ask for 30 minute electric shocks. then go home, put a 5 feet pole with spikes on sides, and rotate it in your ass exacly 15 times. You sir, have failed the world.

You are just jellyous of Arnold. It is quite apparent you are because you will never be able to write as genious lines as there were in that movie. Fat Freddy Mercury aside, that movie should have taken at the very least best actor, director, screenplay, movie, tit scene, and best supporting actor. And then theres the fact that you will never be elected governor because unlike Arnie you suck n shit. Dude Arnold would totally outclass that boner Jason Statham in both a fight and movie quality.

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At 11/23/09 11:56 AM, Makakaov wrote: Well, the fact that someone jumped out of a plane without a parachute and survived is one step back from Oscar. If you want to see really good action movie, i suggest "Crank".

And if you call parachute a "pussy shit", come on, jump out of a plane from let's say 600 feet high without a parachute. I promise i won't be at your furenal.

Crank? That movie has Australians in it, and they are by far the weakest race of inbred criminals ever. I don't even understand how you can place that above Commando, especially considering it has the pioneer and first perfectioner of asskickery, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Fuck you, asshole.

At 11/23/09 10:22 AM, Makakaov wrote: You really don't know why commando didn't get oscars? Beacuse it was crapp! Good movies ahould have good dialogues, great fitting action, good title, nice choice of actors, good characterisation, nice music, good film crew to record this ofc, good scenario, good shoots. Commando didn't have good shoots, and imo it had lots of bad things. Real good action movie should be dynamic, have lots of good humour, use good props, have good fitting actors and have good story. Commando didn't have.

Are you fucking kidding me? Arnold Schwarzenegger jumped out of a fucking plane in that movie and didn't get hurt at all, no parachute or any pussy shit like that. Tell me that's not some fucking Oscar winning drama. That movie was fucking manly. Now give me a real reason why it didn't win every single Oscar in existence.

FYI that was a rhetorical question, there isn't a reason, pussy.

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At 11/23/09 10:54 AM, Armado wrote:

At 11/21/09 04:44 AM, greatwh1teshark wrote: I know he just did, I just didn't know whether you can or not.

euhm, actually, there any rule say that you can't link to flash ^^

I think that's because it was a goddamn joke.

At 11/23/09 09:10 AM, greatwh1teshark wrote:

At 11/23/09 09:09 AM, Chdonga wrote: That was a typo. What he meant to say was you lick ass. lololol!

if its a typo, then why he must be a really bad speller because he wrote kickass a few times

Stop posting forever. Seriously, like every other post in this thread is yours.

At 11/22/09 10:34 PM, STEM wrote: devil horns

devil horns

You stole that joke from somewhere.

Sooner or later I'll remember where, but either way you aren't funny.

You suck.

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I absolutely cannot fucking stand Mouse Trap.

Seriously, I've played the game twice. Every single time no one ever wants to play the game, because it's fucking boring. It's nothing special and it takes like 10 minutes to get to the end and then another hour until you roll the two perfect rolls to spring the trap, and the trap usually doesn't work anyway.

Seriously, if you buy it, just build the trap, set it off and get it over with. That's all the fun you will ever have with it anyway.