Masturbate, duhh

At 9/25/09 08:31 PM, rj1525 wrote:

At 9/25/09 08:26 PM, JollySpace wrote: Discuss.

You don't decide if we discuss...Tom Fulp does.

No Chuck Norris does.

Examples?

At 7/30/09 12:44 AM, richard91b wrote: i got my first blowjob before my first kiss (kiss came 3 days later) i skipped a few steps

omfg me too

seriously

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: ho
You: HI!
Stranger: sorry hi i meant
You: BILLY MAYS HERE!
You: WITH THE NEW OXYCLEAN!
Stranger: YAY!
You: LOOK AT HOW CLEA NTHIS GETS IT!
You: THIS IS WHAT YOU CAN GET AT A NORMAL STORE.
Stranger: COOL!
You: SEE THOSE STAINS?!
Stranger: EW!
You: DONT BUY ANY OF THAT OTHER SHIT
You: ITS ONLY 19.95
Stranger: OKAY!
You: IF YOU BUY NOW WE WILL SEND MIGHTY PUTTY ALONG WITH IT FREE OF CHARGE
You: A 35 DOLLAR VALUE, YOURS FOR ONLY 19.95
Stranger: REALLY!
You: (JUST PAY PROCESSING)
Stranger: YAY!
You: HAVE ICKY WINE STAINS ON THE CARPET? OR CUM STAINS ON THE BED? OXYCLEAN CLEANS IT ALL!!
You: IT GETS THOSE TOUGH STAINS RIGHT OFF!
You: SEE THAT CLEAN?
You: DONT BUY ANY OF THAT OTHER SHIT YOU KNOW DOESNT WORK
You: OXYCLEAN CLEANS IT ALL
You: ONLY 19.95
You: JUST PAY PROCESSING
Stranger: OKAY
You: TO BUY JUST CALL THE NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN NOW
Stranger: WHAT NUMBER?
You: AND REMEBER OXYCLEAN CLEANS IT ALL
You: 1 (800) 555-0192
Stranger: EVEN THE CUM ON YOUR SHEETS?
You: IT GETS THOSE TOUGH STAINS RIGHT OFF!
Stranger: WOW!
You: SEE THAT CLEAN?
Stranger: YES
You: IF YOU BUY NOW WE WILL SEND MIGHTY PUTTY ALONG WITH IT FREE OF CHARGE
You: A 35 DOLLAR VALUE, YOURS FOR ONLY 19.95
Stranger: DO I HAVE TO PAY PROCESSING?
You: (JUST PAY PROCESSING)
Stranger: YAY!
You: HAVE ICKY WINE STAINS ON THE CARPET? OR CUM STAINS ON THE BED? OXYCLEAN CLEANS IT ALL!!
You: DONT BUY ANY OF THAT OTHER SHIT YOU KNOW DOESNT WORK
Stranger: I HAVE ONE QUESTION!
You: BUY OXYCLEAN
Stranger: I HAVE A QUESTION!
You: WHAT?
Stranger: WHY DO THOSE CUM STAINS LOOK SO FRESH
You: OXYCLEAN CLEANS IT ALL
You: FROM CUM STAINS TO ICKY WINE STAINS
You: CALL 1 (800) 555-0192

Call it bitch.

Close your eyes.

har har

Call him cow

See wat i did thar?

Cool story, bro.

Okay, thanks. But this is a Flash forum to talk about flash.

At 8/6/09 02:36 AM, SpartanBunny wrote: What do you think?

Good

At 8/6/09 04:38 PM, Gortag wrote: "I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool."

this one made me lol so hard and i dont know why.

The stereotypes for Russians are being sneaky, sir.

Cool story, bro.

At 8/6/09 05:15 PM, Soapbubble wrote:

At 8/6/09 05:13 PM, TheGodfather wrote:

At 8/6/09 05:12 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote: Well you got the 'shit' part right at least...

I lol'ed when he said "awesome people".

He never said that.

Yeah he said, "awsome".

Cool story, bro.

At 8/1/09 05:35 PM, xsdemonite wrote: Since im not a lesbian i would say hello and go on my merry way.

There's no such thing as girls on teh internet. You're probably some fat dude who lives in Canada and writes 87% of posts on 4chan.

amirite?

At 8/2/09 02:24 PM, ermand wrote: There's the article. my bad xD
Are Video Games to Blame?

A little late, huh?

You have to use checks in the code to see if the key is down and up.

Here's an example:

onClipEvent (load) {
	var keydown:Boolean = false;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (Key.isDown(Key.RIGHT) == true && keydown == false) {
		this._rotation += 90;
		keydown = true;
	}
	if (Key.isDown(Key.RIGHT) == false && keydown == true) {
		keydown = false;
	}
}

It's really good, I would like to read the second episode.

I'll help if there's still room.

Maybe there should be a Music genre for all those music games.

Use that iPhone app called Shazam or something, it listens to it for you and tags it.

At 7/29/09 12:05 PM, milinko959 wrote: I'm not in third grade. Therefore, shit doesn't happen to me.

I second this, nobody ever gives me shit.

At 7/28/09 03:14 AM, Pheonixxx wrote: I'd punch him in the dick for waking me up at 6:00 am. Then steal his mcdonalds.

I agree, but I wouldn't want my hand anywhere close to his cock, so I would kick him instead.

Cool story, sis

Egg salad

Seriously that shit is nasty

Oh at least it's not it's not the red one.

Piss on it

I play both and guitar is better, by far.

Haha the Chinese have to make sculptures because their penises are so small.

Cool story, bro