At 1/2/07 07:00 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: Anyway, why would some kind of attractive, popular, going-places type person spend most of her time roaming a BBS born from a flash-based website looking for male attention?

I don't spend most of my time here.

The reason I ask for pics of abs is so that I can look at abs. And I don't exactly like to be here. The reason that I post in this forum is because I feel good about myself knowing that i'm better than all of the people on this website, and it gos to show because you people always invite me to your low parties at bars on cote-vertu that you call "Meet-ups" .

I'm not the type of person to get mad at somone I don't even know over the internet, but you are, so I laugh. Don't be surprised if you don't see me posting anymore any time soon, you gave me an idea. " Hey, if I hate video game loving nerds, than maybe I shouldn't talk to them over the internet anymore. " Thanks Michael, you saved a good 20 minutes a day of my life.

P.S : I still love you. *Licks lips*

I don't think so, I mean - It's not like I do a very important job.

I'm in school. I have a future.

And it's not like I'm not rude to people

yeah...

I'm shallow. That's all we have in common.

But the key principle, the fundamental difference between us is: I'm not an irritating spotty fourteen year-old child.

I don't have zits, i'm not fourteen and that's not the only difference.

Your a man, i'm a women.

You're ugly, i'm cute

You're fat and flabby, I go to the gym twice a week.

You're a virgin and always will be, I had my first time at the age of sixteen.

You're single, i'm not.

You don't have plans for the future, I do.

You listen to all that alien techno from the newgrounds audio portal, I listen to the itunes top 40.

You watch anime, I watch Much Music and MTV.

You speak with e-friends, I speak with roomates.

Your biggest fear is getting permabanned from the BBS, mine is death.

I suppose you could play sports , I can't.

You think that being respected on newgrounds is a sign of knowledge and greatness, i think it means you spend way too much time here when you could be living your life.

You saved up your money for flash player, I saved mine for an ipod.

There, nearly all of our differences.

At 1/2/07 04:59 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:

At 1/2/07 04:58 PM, ashley wrote:
Are you serious? lol. That's pathetic.

Stop flaming I am a female user please leave me be.

Unfortunatly his impression of a female user is pathetic.

I'm a girl and I don't wish I was a guy. And I think that I am more respected in the real world than you.

At 1/2/07 03:06 AM, Saki2me wrote: hey everyone I just started a list of girls in NG in General please Pm me or post if you want to be added.

Your signature sais the same thing as mine. haha. We have at least one thing in common.

Have any of you seen Bridget Jones' Diary? It's fucking awful.

Well that's my girlchat for the day done, erm..oh men are cunts.

Are you serious? lol. That's pathetic.

Are you honestly that stupid?

kay look.

This thread was made for convorsation between women. It's called the Female users club, not "Ashley is an alt."

Now go find somthing better to do than argue with somone over the internet. I'm not low enough to.

At 12/30/06 12:40 AM, Midian wrote:

At 12/30/06 12:15 AM, Shade-Hedgehog wrote: This is sooo stupid I never masturbated before get used to it I am a Christian and I have never masurbated and I never will.

Hooray! Someone finally changed the subject!

I'm changing it now cause i'm bored with arguing.

How was your new year??

They already are over, we're drinking poitin and talking about how much of a douche you are. And anyway, you're pretending to be a girl over the internet! lol.

Do you honestly talk about the internet with your friends?

At 12/31/06 03:42 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:

Haha, it sure does Zethraith!

Don't you have anything better to do than to keep checking here at an internet topic every hour and dig up dirt on somone you think is suspicious OVER THE INTERNET? And than you tell me that you have a life. pfft, yeah right.

Now he's going to tell me "Well you're pretending to be a girl over the internet! lol." Well even if I was, it's none of your concern, now get off your computer and call your imaginary friends over.

Now stop harping on this pethetic argument and don't post here anymore.

At 12/30/06 06:25 PM, BritZombie wrote: How do I submit audio onto Putfile?

Well first, you get some eggs.

Female cross dressers are not as disrespected as male cross dressers. Don't you think??

At 12/30/06 12:15 AM, Shade-Hedgehog wrote: This is sooo stupid I never masturbated before get used to it I am a Christian and I have never masurbated and I never will.

Good. It means you're a clean guy. I still hate you because you hate girly guys though. Hahaha!

and then has the choice quotes: "Screw you you dildo,you know nothing about me,im 13 and your gay of course.go to hell"

Do you honestly believe that I would say somthing like that on my own time?? I was still living at home back than so I was living with my 12 year old brother who wanted an account on newgrounds and said those idiotic phrases. After he got tired of it, I took overin spite that an argument like this could accure. I didn't see the point of creating new account. If you don't believe that than there's nothing else I can say.

At 12/21/06 11:06 PM, elbarto66 wrote: i want to be 25

Soon. Probrably once I finish school. I'd say when i'm 26.

Well how do you feel about a guy who doesn't jerk at all. I never tried it and never will :)

I don't really pay attention to that stuff.

Alright, good luck convincing people you're not gay

Why do you hate gays?? They're not evil!

I think that they make very good friends, but I suppose only women understand that and that's why they hang out with us women.

Believe what you want, i'm not fighting with you internet geeks.

At 12/26/06 11:37 AM, MickTheChampion wrote: Well, whatever makes it easier for you to wank.

Please leave! You're tarnishing the club.

All sarcasm aside - read three of "her" posts and it's fucking obvious!

Yes i'm a her and if you don't believe it than that's your sexist problem.

Welcome to nerd central, the xbox 360 club.

I'm sorry but my words are true.

Because they all creep me out and make my skin crawl and for some reason I feel angry when around them.

Then get help, dumbass.

Sorry if I'm interrupting I just found that topic intresting to comment on, and congratulations on 100 pages for the females of NG, I'm not saying I'll be a regular but do you mind if I post from time to time?

You accually are the only male who posts in this club that makes sense.

At 12/23/06 10:26 AM, Shade-Hedgehog wrote: I will say this plain as day you ashley sayin that gays are good people so answer me this "What do you think about Lezbians" Answer that!!!!

They are good people to and I support them.

Are you even slightly aware that "ashley" is an alt? Who is laughing at these pictures he tricks you into posting?

I'm not an alt!! Why can't anyone acept that i'm a woman?

I don't know any gay people, but I'm sure they are just like everyone else, and would make just as great a friend =)

Yeah, they are good people.

At 12/21/06 09:30 AM, VirginLungs wrote:

Wow, you really put alot of effort into contributing to this e-club don't you??

I didn't know that somthing like this could be so important to you.

I'm trying to start one but nobody wants any. :(

So the point of this post: Be sure that starting in January, you are using a name that you intend to stick with!

That's so dumb! Why don't you people just make alts in case you want to change your name back to what it was before.

Now look, I am more than a sexual object to the female race. >=(

Besides, there's not much to see... >.>

I want to see what you've got!

....................................huh?

He's the cutest guy on earth! ^_^