At 6/23/08 06:17 PM, Ghost1124 wrote: Orange box is only good for pc.

It's absolutely fine for the 360.

Half Life 2 actually has better graphics and runs a hell of a lot smoother on the Xbox 360 than on any PC I've seen it run on.

Portal is pretty much the same.

You get gypped a tad with Team Fortress. This is only the bare essentials of Team Fortress 2, there are no updates, so that means no new levels or achievements.

PC elitists... Enjoy playing your game at 20 FPS on the lowest graphical setting.

It's a Kirby game that's Kirby optional.

SCAM.
SCAM.
SCAM.

Well, if you're buying a used game for ten bucks (like I did with Saints Row and Dead Rising) then good for you.

But jeez... When I was a lil' tike I traded in over a dozen GOOD Gamecube games for about eighty dollars and thought that I hit the FUCKING JACKPOT. WHO NEEDS PIKMIN 1 AND 2, EH? I GOT MONEY. NOW I CAN BUY THAT NEW MARIO PARTY GAME. Today, I can't trade in games. It's sickening. You get ten bucks for a game and they slap a sticker on it for thirty dollars. PROFIT! So now, my Gamecube game collecting is MISERABLE. Looking back, I really shouldn't have dumped all those games those years ago...

It just seems so tempting, y'know? If anything, beat the game in under a week and return it for your full price. That's what I did with Bioshock.

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Anyone else fall into this trap?

Scary? Ravenholm?

Are we thinking about the same place that we don't go to?

The place where the zombies comically yell "OHHHHHHHHHH YEAH FIRE" when they come aflame? The place with the priest with all the Church puns? The place where it's VERY HARD TO DIE THUS ELIMINATING ANY SENSE OF DREAD OR ENCROACHING DOOM?

At 6/20/08 06:51 PM, LOLCHAIR wrote: The first one's correct, anyone who says the second is an illiterate moron.

There's no logical reason why TEE-FUH should be the correct pronunciation, even if it is. That's just bad localization, that is. It's stupid to put an awkwardly pronounced name in a game where it's never pronounced aloud.

Why the fuck did I just fall down, oh, there was a guy over there of Duty 4.

Zombie Fortress 4.

Amiright?

At 6/18/08 04:27 PM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote: Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuur.

Wow. Did you just post that?

At 6/18/08 04:11 PM, Jercurpac wrote: Game of the year.

Hiya Sonic! Want to go on a date?

>Yes
>No
>Turn into a werewolf

Nerftastic!

At 6/18/08 03:55 PM, Gendo wrote: YEAH SO I CAN POST ABOUT HOW I SUCK AT MGO AND HOW SUNNY IS SO MOE~

Man, buck with MGS3 online, I was THE FUCKING BOSS. Yeah, usually I was the commander type character. Not to brag or anything, but yeah.

But yeah, been avoiding Kojima threads on /v/, too much complaining from butthurt idiots.

Did you know that when he was a child, he used to always go home to an empty house? Well, sometimes a member of his family would be home. So, he'd have to go through the house checking for his family. But, he was afraid of being in an empty house, so he'd always creep through his house checking for his family and hoping that there wasn't some stranger lurking in his house.

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All video game people got baggage.

Miyamoto has that dog incident that inspired chain chomp.
Itoi had the Giygas rape movie thing.
Sakurai was raised as a girl until the age of sixteen.

Y'know. That sort of stuff.

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO RUIN IT SEGA?

Tell me now! S-some meter that turns him into that werewolf unless you have over 150 rings at all time? You switch over to Shadow as soon as you beat the Tanker? TELL ME.

At 6/18/08 03:47 PM, Gendo wrote: Prepare for two months of MGS4 threads.

Well, at least you have the game. I can't even participate in the discussion unless I'm just going to regurgitate the same opinions that I've seen on /v/.

At 6/18/08 03:38 PM, Gendo wrote: O lawd, in b4 "Sunday/Monday changeup on /v/".

Oh boy! Sumer vacation! Time for all the WRONG FUCKING CROWD to be on /v/ ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

At 6/18/08 03:01 PM, Deadly-Shadow wrote: Damn, I wanted him to review Metal Gear Solid 4.

Shit. Storm.

I'm pretty proud to say that I beat every level of both Ouendan games and Elite Beat Agents without missing a hit mark on every difficulty.

At 6/17/08 11:43 PM, SniperWolf1564 wrote: Erg. Team Fortress 2 over Xbox Live has extreme lag in every game that I have played.

I didn't say it was perfect, I said it was a good way of playing Team Fortress if your PC is bad. PC version is superior in every way, hands fucking down.

Even when I'm hosting a match, people get lag.

It's not that bad with me. But I have an IMMACULATE wired connection.

Completed the game four times. One for each save file.

THE. GAME. OF. MY. CHILDHOOD.

Here's all the names and pictures for the achievements.

The Axtinguisher.
A flare gun.
And... A FREAKING JET PACK!

Looks like flying isn't just for Demoman and Soldiers anymore!

Now... This info is coming from a video that has since been taken down. But, the comments are still up. Probably factual. Probably.

I'd imagine that going into Memory and deleting the save files of your games would do the trick.

At 6/17/08 05:30 PM, M-Y wrote: Resident Evil games are better for kicking ass

Yeeeeeah, then it's not exactly survival horror if none of the enemies really pose a threat to you and you have a dozen ways of killing them...

especially RE4, that game is the best of the RE games

Bwahahaha. I laugh at you.

At 6/17/08 04:50 PM, Deadly-Shadow wrote: These videos are hilarious, even if I havn't played Team Fortress 2. If my PC didn't suck, I would definatly buy that.

The Xbox 360 version is very good if you really would like to play it.

You can buy the Orange Box for the 360 for about thirty bucks used. It's very easy to find, too.

At 6/17/08 03:09 PM, TehreTard wrote: If I remember correctly, Sony and Microsoft has to approve of the patch before it can be released.

That was from an interview with that fat fuck.

Valve: Well, here we go. We're all done with the free patch for Team Fortress 2.
Microsoft: Free?
Valve: Y-yeah. Y'see, if you give people free content, they'll continue to play the game. It'll also attract new people to t-
Microsoft: FREE?
Valve: Yes... F-free... No cost for the gamer. They just have to go t-
Microsoft: FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE? GET OUT OF MY OFFICE.

I think the part where the Demoman got glass in his eye is probably the funniest moment out of all the Meet the Team videos.

At 6/17/08 02:53 PM, Aksumka wrote: New pyro weapon shown?

I've only seen the Axtinguisher.

Some people suspect that the new flamethrower will be chargable. It would possibly allow the Pyro to unleash a more powerful burst or a burst that has a longer reach.

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Oh, and something else to note. That little bobblehead looks an awfully lot like a TF2 version of the President/Citizen character from the original Team Fortress. Do you think one of the new maps will now be an escort mission?

At 6/17/08 02:44 PM, McPaper wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXUsVs3D7 J4

Meet the snoipa

Much better quality trailer.

Wonder when they're gonna release it for the console version...

Probably soon! And they'll package it in with the medic update and new maps!

At 6/13/08 02:15 PM, Zen444 wrote: Yes I can, because it's complete bullshit.

Yes... The average consumer ussually feels nothing but outrage when they notice overt product placement. It's a common reaction.

It's very odd that it's still used so prominently.

That's bullshit as well.

It works. I can tell you right now that Teeth HD is available for download on the 360. And there's a new 7/11 theme that will unleash the Hulk in you.

So is child labour.

They do that too.

How do you think they come up with the storylines for these games?

At 6/12/08 10:11 PM, SniperWolf1564 wrote: It deserves the high scores, it's just a bit iffy how Konami has put review restrictions on the game.

Michelangelo only let reviewers look at David's penis until release day.

It still got good scores.