[ ] I'd rather use that fifteen dollars towards another Xbox 360 game where I can shoot people.
[ ] I don't know what Braid is.
[ ] I'm not paying fifteen bucks for a Mario clone, dur hur hur.
[ ] I simply cannot handle this GOTY material game, because I lack the physical, emotional, and psychological fortitude needed to handle this good of a game. I mean really, these puzzles are too fucking good for me. Jesus H Christ, talk about head scratchers... And the story! Oh, God in heaven, the story! I... I'm not ready for something this awesome, give me a few minutes to cope with this... Yeah, no, I'm not going to buy a game that's basically Portal without all the shitty fan activity attached to it.
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