fuck that. we need to eat garbage. we need to smoke and drink and poison our bodies so we can die young and quick. Extending life just makes all our problems worse.

At 3/20/09 09:49 PM, The-Great-One wrote: What I'm trying to say is when we get these new things who here believes the BBS should be deleted or who believes it should stay?

Our BBS system must be immortal. It chronicles billions of hours of wasted time over the last decade on newgrounds, and for someone to just erase that... newgrounds would lose a lot of fan base and support indeed. Which directly translates into revenue. so I'd say the BBS is safe, even if it will get less use.

any job like the kind you'll get age 15-19 is not going to require a resume. Just go online and apply, and say you have no experience. They don't discriminate much for minimum wage.

I prefer beer. Killians Irish Red is my favorite.

At 3/9/09 12:21 AM, Leo625 wrote: Well I'm in a situation that I feel I only have one way to fix. My girlfriend missed her period then got a test yesterday and sure enough it showed positive for pregnancy.
We have no choice but to abort it because we couldn't possibly support it and it'd ruin my schooling. But thing is we both have no spare money, due to having to help pay bills, and have to abort with an alternative way.

no no no no no.
go to planned parent hood.
explain that you are broke.
they will help her get the abortion.
(the normal, safe way)
you might have to pay the medical bills slowly over time.
still cheaper and more responsible than actually letting it be born.

while you are there, investigate preemptive birth control options.
i recommend depo-provera

the point in life is to survive.

If you want to give your life meaning-
you'll try and change the world for the better
So that future generations might have the oportunity
to make the same choice.

Unfortunately though...
Most people dont look at the big picture.
They just focus on making themselves happy.
...At the sake of everyone and everything else.

Start dating a black girl and bring her to sit at the table. You know if she hears 'em sayin' anything she'll lay down the law on their bigot asses. Whats best is you flip roles. Instead of you being uncomfortable, now they are uncomfortable.

At 2/27/09 11:18 PM, Eggys wrote: Admit it.

Admit what?

You, at some point in your life, watched that show Hamtaro because you loved hamsters.

nope never seen the show. Didnt even hear about it until i saw some internet parodies of it.

Your first crush was in 3rd grade.

Nope, mine was in like kindergarten. She liked sand, i liked sand, i saw potential.

There was at least one or two songs that you'd put on repeat and listen to for hours while you did your homework.

I never had that limited of a taste in music where i'd listen to one album over and over again, let alone just a few songs. And also, homework, never did that.

You used to take dumps that lasted for hours.

Still do. its all part of having the metabolism of a tyrannosaurus.

At some point you thought if you should turn emo then decided not to.

yeah, never turned emo, but i did like the song Ocean Avenue when it first came out on the radio, but i attribute that to the fact i was going through a messy breakup at the time.

You thought girls were icky.

still do. people need to practice better hygiene.

And you used to listen to Brittney Spears, Backstreet Boys, Nsync, and Aaron Carter.

Nope. although I did think britney spears was kindof hot in "hut me baby one more time" I dont think i ever just listened to her other than that time she was on SNL, that was a great episode.

Does that sum up your 90's childhood or what?

NO.

My childhood can be summed up by Ducktales & ninja turtles, Ghostbusters and Saved by the Bell.
Sega Channel and AOL. Burnt CD's and Tv's stacked on older Tvs that no longer work.

Nobody should hate anybody for the way they look...
Because hating them for their culture is so much more productive.

At 2/21/09 01:49 AM, HolyTomato wrote: What are your thoughts on this?

Beastiality is wrong, mmmkay?

any movie with a redneck truck sucks by default.

I don't just hate the movie, but i despise automobiles in general

Smoking cigarettes is boring and kind of pointless.
They just don't have a lot of kick and are like, extra poisonous, with their filter.
I should know, i smoke cloves. and they've got extra flavor in the filter. They are expensive and lame, but great when you're drinking in public and crave a smoke but need something quick.

Bar far the best thing to smoke is the hookah, what with the magnificent assortment of flavors and the fun volume of smoke. Its slow and light and cool, unlike a cigarette which is fast, harsh and hot!

I cant comment on the pot, since i've never tried it. It never seemed worth it to smoke something that makes getting a job more difficult, and I'm lazy enough as is...

But lately I've been like you, really considering trying marijuana, especially since today I saw Pineapple express for the first time this afternoon.

At work, A lady approaches me and asks for a hand stamp,
so she can re-enter the casino later hassle free--

upon finishing her hand stamp i say to her:
"there ya go hun, you're all inked up, thanks alot"
in a friendly voice with positive inflection,

and she snarls back: "I'm not your hun!" and pouts.
" i tried to explain myself to her,
"i didn't mean anything by it, its just a term of endearment in Lieu of not knowing your name, there's no need to get nasty"

and she stormed off.

about an hour later she came back and had to show me her invisible stamp under our blacklight so I could let her in. And this time she says "Here's your stamp, HUN!" in a really mean bitchy voice. My supervisor was standing next to me when it happened and was just like "what was that all about?"

Some people just get pissed off over the wrong things.

At 2/22/09 12:42 AM, MonkeyV wrote:

At 2/22/09 12:40 AM, TheOnlyJBK wrote: Animals are allowed to eat other animals. If you give them the wrong food it will kill them But Im sure there are nuts who give them organic crap.

Do you think the cows that are killed for dog food are treated any better than the ones killed for steak?

Ditto on the nuts with the organic crap.
when will these vegans realize that Total is going to be healthier than Kashi?

I dont see why people dont want to admit that we are just another species of animals.
and the only reason our brains grew was because we began cooking and eating meat!

I should hope not.
But they probabally give them some tofu bullshit
and dogs eat some veggies, like carrots and potato skins.
but for a really healthy diet dogs need animal products--

Cheese. Beef. Chicken. Lamb. Ect.

i was raised catholic.
and as BS as it all is--

this thread is a great reminder how being raised catholic has added to my pop culture understanding and appreciation. And whats funny is how many Catholics are just fakin' it for the family, and when you do find someone seriously and genuinely catholic their superstitions dwarf everything.

like my grandmother talking about crazy angels sending her pennies and good luck and all that predestination junk.

why wouldn't you just go buy some? They are super cheap, and even free at like... schools and clinics and shit. Why would you steal one of your fathers? That can only cause trouble, because if mom finds one missing she's gonna asume papa aint faithful and drama could go down.

Once people are married for a substantial amount of time its only natural either the man gets snipped or the woman gets fixed, otherwise its birth control pills/shots for life.

Regardless--
give your parents some fucking privacy.
You know you'd like the same!

At 2/21/09 09:01 PM, DeadBomb wrote: You just slivered past the law. You got lucky.
At 2/21/09 09:06 PM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote:

well i did nothing illegal so luck had nothing to do with it. but im kinda pissed off that some one can just call and say this guy did this, and they can search your vehicle,

Well, Be lucky they didn't pull a quarter bag out of their pocket and claim it was yours.
They can and do, do that. The Po are above the law, so it's best to stay on their good side.
They can LEGALLY murder you and plant a gun on you saying you tried to shoot.

So behave dumbass.
What are you doing with 3G worth of audio equipment anyway?
Your car is the most vulnerable place for your possessions,
and the most likely place you'll be robbed.

For low-income urban Americans like me
it is more cost-effective just to eat take out and packaged precooked meals.
Although I am a skilled cook (my father was a chef and taught me well)
I can only make time to cook maybe once a week.

Then there's the challenge of getting the ingredients and keeping them fresh.
In order to eat a home made cooked meal someone needs to have excess income and excess time.
Its rare people have both these days.

that's why it was so much better before women's liberation, because wages were higher and one member of the household always had free time

don't get me wrong, i'm a total feminist. but having a woman slave to spend 9 hours a day cooking the way they did in 1909 would be awesome!

At 2/21/09 01:28 AM, unknownthingy wrote: I think the god should pull me through as I have been a short, chubby, unattractive and unfortunate man for more than a decade and I didn't even find any point that pushes me to continue my life. I look forward to death but I am not courageous enough to shoot my head because of my family. I think the god would better kill me by a traffic accident or something like that.

or you could stop relying unseen forces and pull yourself out of your misery through hard work, exercise, and by taking advantage of and screwing over your fellow man.

i'm in the same boat as you.
But you'd have to be retarded not to see the solution lies in suffering, thrift, & Hard work
...or a life of crime

its easy to catch a snake, just not easy to find one.
would the company be transporting you to Indonesia?
what does the mn after 1000 denote?
cant I just order one from the black market?

poor kid. This is how he finds out his older, ginger girlfriend--
who looks as if she lives in a trailer park, is really just a 15 year old slut.

Maybe he didn't get her preggo's after all,
but she might have given him baby herpes to take care of instead.

okay, so the writer tried too hard,
i see no evil in it.

This is the reason drugs need to be legalized, standardized and processed by the food and drug administration. Dude wasn't trying to do meth amphetamine. Dude was tryin' to smoke harmless marijuana, but fell victim to the bate and switch.

Last night at a Valentines day party
I was rollin' loaded and went outside with the smokers
but I had nothing to smoke so I was offered a Camel Cigarette.

This was going to be my first regular cigarette.
Now, Ive been smoking for many years--
My hookahs mainly, but also a pack of Clove Cigarettes every once in a while.

And my impression of this camel cigarette was
" how fucking boring"
It was bland and borderline flavorless.
almost no smoke came from it when I took a drag and inhaled deeply.
It barely seemed to have nicotine because It didnt really give me a buzz at all.

And I couldn't help but think to myself, why do people smoke these?
the only real answer I could give myself was the social aspect of huddling together outside in the cold.

But still It was lame.
smoking is fun, but these cigarettes are lackluster at best.

I love smokin' but I doubt I'll ever bother with another plain cigarette.
But I'll take a pipe anyday.

I was hoping all the recent relationship/crush threads were just a Valentines day surge and that the uprising would decline after the holiday ended.

At 2/13/09 06:46 AM, Strategize wrote: Dude I saw the topic and I'm like "I'VE GOT TO POST A PIC OF NANCY GR-"
Too lazy to find a picture of Sarah Palin >.>

I just wanna say Nancy Grace and Sarah Palin are both fantastic choices for "dumbest Bitch"

At 2/13/09 12:29 AM, Gooch wrote: I dislike driving people places

At 2/13/09 04:09 AM, GoronMaster wrote: Who doesnt?

At 2/13/09 12:36 AM, Timmy wrote: I love any excuse to drive. When gas prices are low, I love to just get lost in areas I've never been in before and figure my way back home.
The good thing about driving someone around is that they might contribute to gas money on long trips.

Clearly Timmy doesn't mind karting people around.
And Ive had many friends, and even a girlfriend who's mantra's were
"we love to drive, anywhere and everywhere, just for drivings sake"

Don't go on PalTalk. Don't you need a webcam?

No. You don't need any extra equipment for it. Just have to download the program.

No need for a webcam or download anything. Paltalk express!!!
even the mic is optional. but a webcam and mic certainly enhance the experience.

At 2/13/09 04:08 AM, Hornby wrote: When you're feeling down, does coming to BBS and reading other about other people's problems make you feel better? I know it makes me feel better

that's interesting. I'm opposite.
Reading about everyone else's depressing problems makes me depressed.