I have and will think of pooned, such as NPH, National Poon Handler.

Go to a doctor, instead of waiting a week then asking Newgrounds.

Which way does this VCR box go in again?

Compared to some of the weird stories here, I haven't done anything that I remember.

Nobody hates him, it's more of a massive inside joke then anything.

I just hate when the crowd cheers in the middle of the song.

Definitely not me, I have better things to spend money on.

"And you'll never be surprised by hairyBEEEEEEEP.com again"

Put it on some food and eat it?

Wake up in a corn field with a slight pain in my buttocks.

At 7/2/09 09:14 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: Yeah, did it involve a guy named Thomas Briggs being released fro prison?

Did it involve reading? Why yes, yes it did.

All of my music is from bands which started before atleast 2000.

Oh the things me and Susie Q did that car, those were the days!

The reason a lot of people are general assholes on the internet is either because the internet is seemingly anonymous and there are rarely internet repercussions, and because they are getting out there inner anger in a safe for everyone environment as opposed to physically hurting someone.

Send it into Microsoft and pull your hard drive off so you don't lose any save files.

But seriously, send it in to Sony.

At 7/2/09 10:46 PM, THEJamoke wrote: You better hope they don't make their way through you. Check your pee for the next couple of days.
My cousin almost died from a nasty case of dickants.

I didn't eat a bag full of popcorn ants and I'm scared now. I hate bugs small enough to fit in my dick.

Since I haven't seen Transformers 2 yet, I'll be going off what I read about the two I saw in a thread about Transformers being rascist, in which it stated they where made stereotypically black.

Just because your 12 year old, hardcore friend clued you into what a fucking meme is, doesn't mean your hardcore, or cool, or anything more then a insignificant piece of shit.

I like my orange juice no toothpaste, no mouthwash, no pulp, very sharp on my throat if you know what I mean, I want to be able to tell its citrussy even if I am blindfolded and have no tongue.

I like my soda from a fast food place with just like 2 or 3 cubes, otherwise it warms up while walking around, but if its a can of soda, I just down it so it doesn't matter.

I live in the countryside, so I can't walk anywhere this late at night. I was actually planning on watching TV in a minute, but that isn't much better.

Well that is just plain weird, right after posting this and going to another flash, it worked. Was Newgrounds messed up for the last day so, because thats when it started happening to me originally.

What happened to the buttons for the new, embedded flash layout, including the close button, the dim lights button, the expand button, and the pop out button?

If after following everyone elses advice, and you still don't have enough money to get a new computer, I recommend doing a clean restore.

I think there was a newspost about this awhile back, also petition threads aren't allowed.

Fucking weirdo, go use real porn and/or get laid. Hell, use hentai and all that shit, just don't tell other people.

I set it to vibrate mode because I always hate it when someone has some loud obnoxious ringtone.

I took the survey, I'm still waiting on my agnry faic mousepad, by the way.

You can't rape the willing. Also, teens in the 13-14 range use rape as a synonym for beat in a game/win/etc.

Stop making me sad, you bastard!