Yeah, I would press it a bunch, and I take unmarked cash please.

Happy birthday and what not.

Man, looks like I'm late to the party. Hows everyone elses day going? Yesterday I saw Harry Potter, it was pretty good. Followed the book well, but I still hate how suddenly its over.

Mine has something like 300 gigabytes, and I've used roughly 90 gigabytes.

When I think Mechabloby, I think of Ragnorakia.

I do, and if it had a mobile version I would do it even more.

Do this, it sounds and looks fucking delicious, I plan on making some tomorrow.

http://www.instructables.com/id/4-minute -Chocolate-Mousse/

I'm actually watching Bruno right now, and I'm planning on seeing it again in theaters later.

When I make a thread, which is rare, I check on it whenever I see it on the BBS

Shoot you in the fucking face and then steal yours.

Why the hell would I hide them?

If your actually going to do it, give Chapel Hill NC a visit.

Lord Voldemort. He is rising! We need the Half Blood prince to blam him from the portal!

Since I can't remember the "tobacco pipe" laws in my state, I would either buy a pipe from a store or wait until I can.

Sounds like hes in way over his head, take pictures of the before and after.

I brought the white cream for your cake.

He's looked like hes sixteen since he was sixteen.

My mom bugs me whenever I get a text from a girl. It's really annoying.

I'm not sure what my sigs format is, but it is near lossless to the eye, when done in a high end program.

You could try GIMP, plain and simple. I used it before I bit the bullet and got Photoshop.

I think I've heard that story before, but funny nonetheless.

I've some white icing I'd like to contribute to the cake.

Adobe has created a flash player, but Apple doesn't want one at the moment.

I'm glad I was away from the computer for the majority of the days, so wasn't in any of the mass banned threads.

After a day, it's safe to say it's not safe for work.

Because they naturally like tight fitting/'sneaky' clothes.

Happy birthday to everyone not banned!

If you call shenanigans, someone must prove whatever they just said or they get a punch/kick/etc.

A woman feels like bags of sand.

I carry one when I have room in my pockets, because I'm a pyro.