At 8/10/09 12:20 PM, Eggys wrote: The stereotypical Newgrounder:

1. Is 15 or 16 years old.

Nope

2. Owns a Wii, and either a PS3 or a 360.

Only a 360.

3. Has at least one parent that left him when he was a baby. This parent might have been replaced by a stepparent.

Nope

4. Has some acne. Not too much or too noticeable, but some.

Only like 1

5. Plays the guitar. Or at least tries to.

Nope

6. Is Atheist but only admits it online.

Nah, I'm just atheist.

7. Used to play WOW.

Truth.

8. Owns a cell phone and never uses it.

I use mine.

9. Has slight homosexual tenancies.

I'm guessing you meant tendencies. Nope.

10. Is not a female.

Yup

11. Attends middle school, or is about to.

I just graduated middle school, high school now.

12. Has a crush with every other girl he meets. Likes 1/10 guys he meets.

You know me too well..

13. Hardly interacts with other kids at school.

I'd say I have a good amount of friends.

14. Is failing at least one class in school.

All honors, nope.

15. Always goes to Newgrounds when he's supposed to do his homework.

Yup

16. Is sentimental about certain childhood toys.

Not really

17. Has been begging his parents to buy him a new computer, but they won't because at least one of them is unemployed.

Nope, my rig is good right now.

18. Has tried to commit suicide at least once but failed miserably.'

Don't think so

19. Is angry at his siblings.

Sure, we'll go with that

20. Is still upset about losing his first girlfriend when he was 13.

Never happened to me, so nope.

21. Is socially and economically liberal.

Yea

22. Hates South Park and Family Guy and the "movie" movies, even though he hasn't seen all of them.

Not really

23. Hates Republicans.

Only if they're assholes about it.

24. Is never dressed properly.

Nah, I dress pretty good.

25. Has a very messy room.

Nope

26. Says he dislikes anime and Twilight, but secretly likes them.

I just don't like them.

27. Shops at Hot Topic sometimes.

Not really.

28. Is American and lives on the east coast.

Truth

29. Masturbates daily*.

Nightly.

30. Is overpopulating this planet.

If that means I have sex a lot, then no.

I wear boxer briefs.

I'd rather that girl just put it normal...I'd rather not fuck an alien.

Har har har. I use centimeters to measure my dick so that it seems bigger.

I love you...?

Good luck with that dude, it seems pretty cool. What are you thinking of getting? (If you got it done professionally or whatever)

At 8/5/09 03:44 PM, Shawn wrote:

At 8/5/09 03:42 PM, robotking98 wrote: 95% of places will ask you for your ID if you attempt to buy beer or smokes...

Ok but if i use my passport as ID will some of the clerks notice I'm Canadian and hopefully be nice enough to just let it slide?

The sad thing is, I doubt the gas station workers will even know that in Canada the age is lower.

He's fucking annoying, hopefully he doesn't become "mainstream" like Fred. My sister's friends mom showed my sister and her friend Fred. Now she keeps talking like she's huffing helium.

Maybe the show will finally die down a bit..

I think a Clock crew dildo would be better, with a StrawberryClock Head, and all the other Clocks for the shaft and balls.

From what I've done so far, I far perfered Algebra to Geometry, although I had a better teacher for Geometry.

This reminded me of back when I first joined, and I accidentally got an animated signature.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/7850 31

While I love some neighborhood pussy, I'd take the cash.

Sure it will be said a million times, but I really do like the Joker.

Did you make any bonds with a local or anything like that?

I thought that was some sort of little debbie snack before reading your actual post.

Either save another 10 dollars and buy a video game, save said 60 dollars for a video game coming out in the future, or buy (Insert gaming console currency here) on game patches.

I've got to say, that was pretty bad on your friend's part, and I hope he has to buy his brother a new one.

Was this thread down for a bit? The first time I tried to reply, it seemingly wasn't there.

Ahaha, now your other thread is biting you on the dick.

Hopefully I'll be finishing/finished my degree in law.

You should make sure to make the design simple enough so it doesn't look cluttered. I would recommend Sunrays from the area at the sole of the shoe near the ankles, and a Steve head on the toe of each.

SKS should test out their excellent blowjob lips on my dick.

As far as I know, Firefox doesn't have a zoom setting. But if it did/does, I don't use it, nor would I.

Isn't a foot job when someone puts a foot in a vagin- Oh wait this is Adio. Have fun you lucky girl.

For your birthday, I started stalking you on Twitter.

You are loved.

White (sticky) rice drenched in soy sauce, with a side of that saucy beef.

Fuck yes. My wildest dreams come true.

I expect a tiny orgy, with a side of men.

This is old, since the linked is already marked as clicked for me.