Fast food or chains of low end retail, such as McDonalds and local neighborhood stores.

Do you have any facts to back those up? Last I remember, Mac was stilling doing well enough in the economy.

If we're talking just pig out breakfasts, then:

Scrambled eggs with Habanero hot sauce
A BIG fucking glass of milk.
Bacon which is slightly salty, and chewy, but not fatty, dipped in Syrup
Pancakes, big fucking stack
and Funnel Cakes, because they are fucking delicious.

I'd choose to be reincarnated as some prophet who has his memories from a previous life and I get to choose when I die.

I'll stick with the slightly less processed Corn Chips.

I hate reading threads like this at 1 in the morning. Fuck.

Happy modship, again.

That's nice. Isn't this a Windows/HP Pavilion/Best Buy Tv Commericial? Some girl get a laptop for 699.99 in the last one I saw.

I heard about this from Geekologie.com, like 3 days ago. Also, the student goes to my States college, NC State

The title says you went to Gamestop, yet the story says you went to Gamecrazy.

Nice story bro.

When someone is talking and you believe they said 'of' instead of 'have', couldn't it just be their accent?

Is this for your personal use, or for a Newgrounds D&D Campaign? If ti is for Newgrounds, then send me a PM, I'd love to join in the fun.

I'm truly hoping this is a joke, or you got hacked.

Assuming I could drive, and it were street legal, I would drive down the roads and rotate the cannon towards people trying to pass me until they shit themselves.

At 6/14/09 09:41 PM, ixintro wrote: -get up
-shower
-eat
-watch tv
-call friends
-watch more tv
-eat
-flash around
-listen to some tunes
-flash around more
-hop on the internet
-chat
-flash around more
-watch tv
-bed

The pattern's obviously different if I go out with friends.

This, although I'm not sure what the "Flash around more" means. If it means use Flash, then no because never feal like it. Replace all the that "Flash around more" with use the internet, then that.

None of the shows I originally liked are airing anymore, and I hadn't liked it that much to begin with so I don't watch it anymore.

My neighbor is a total douche, he has stolen and broken the stolen thing from my mother, he steals food and pisses everyone off, yet I always end up talking to him.

While I wouldn't turn down sex with someone I love as a partner, I would much rather get good grades and in the future a good job.

Good to know some people from Newgrounds can succeed.

God dammit. More racist jokes and dumb shit kids quitting it nonstop.

One time when I was younger and was being fucking retarded, I microwaved one of those plastic plates (the kind which have like children's pictures on them), with a stick of gum on it. It started smoking and smelled horrible, then me being a total dumb shit, grabbed the plated and dropped it upside down on our floorsafter burning myself.

This is the only Newgrounds I have had/used.

My dad is really strong and near most holidays he gets angry and ends up breaking something.

Interestingly enough, my mom got one last night.

If I ate dog, I hadn't known it was dog, and I liked it, I would eat it again.

I'm the only one with an interest in TV who knows how to work it, so no, we never really leave TVs blaring, although I hate it when I'm at someone else's house and they just leave everything on.

I play the trumpet, and have been since 6th grade.

Have fun with that.

I don't watch they show either. His daughter is a fucking whale.

Did anything important happen? Any world wide channel overlay with Hitler marching in on the White House? I was busy, doing important stuff.